Would you leave your job if your employers didn't reopen your office soon?

[Argonia]

I might leave my job if my employer doesn't set up a masturbation station

Boss lets staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks

She set up a 'masturbation station' after noticing employees becoming 'agitated' over lockdown.

metro.co.uk

 

[A380]

I might leave my job if my employer doesn't set up a masturbation station

Boss lets staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks

She set up a 'masturbation station' after noticing employees becoming 'agitated' over lockdown.

metro.co.uk

Wankers.

 

[Argonia]

 

[MickiQ]

I might leave my job if my employer doesn't set up a masturbation station

Boss lets staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks

She set up a 'masturbation station' after noticing employees becoming 'agitated' over lockdown.

metro.co.uk

This is a fancy new word for toilet cubicle is it?

 

[mx wcfc]

Seriously, how many on here have knocked out a quick wank at work?

I have.

(it's harder these days, what with open plan offices, no stationary rooms etc, and, tbh, it does take a bit longer with age, so I haven't tried lately.........)

 

[Argonia]

Seriously, how many on here have knocked out a quick wank at work?

I have.

(it's harder these days, what with open plan offices, no stationary rooms etc, and, tbh, it does take a bit longer with age, so I haven't tried lately.........)

If I knew how to make polls I'd make a thread asking that question

 

[Pickman's model]

Seriously, how many on here have knocked out a quick wank at work?

I have.

(it's harder these days, what with open plan offices, no stationary rooms etc, and, tbh, it does take a bit longer with age, so I haven't tried lately.........)

Where I used to work there were bogs with heavy full length doors, you could have killed someone behind them without the sound getting through. Today's modern loos with lightweight partitions are by contrast built for sound to travel be it farts or faps

 

[mx wcfc]

Where I used to work there were bogs with heavy full length doors, you could have killed someone behind them without the sound getting through. Today's modern loos with lightweight partitions are by contrast built for sound to travel be it farts or faps

We have unisex loos these days. It does make wanking in the bogs a little less likely.

 

[Orang Utan]

Seriously, how many on here have knocked out a quick wank at work?

I have.

(it's harder these days, what with open plan offices, no stationary rooms etc, and, tbh, it does take a bit longer with age, so I haven't tried lately.........)

I did when I worked in a hotel (lots of free porn left in rooms - there was even a stash of them under a panel that covered the cistern in staff cubicles) when I was young, but no, the workplace has rarely been a sexy place as I’ve worked in schools n that

 

[Orang Utan]

If I knew how to make polls I'd make a thread asking that question

Go on, do it!

 

[Argonia]

I think the urge goes with age a bit, yes. In my first job I had a female colleague I fancied who used to tell me in detail about her sexual adventures and I spent half my life in the toilets.

 

[Argonia]

Already been done:

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/have-you-wanked-at-work.274872/

 

[Winot]

I might leave my job if my employer doesn't set up a masturbation station

Boss lets staff have 30-minute masturbation breaks

She set up a 'masturbation station' after noticing employees becoming 'agitated' over lockdown.

metro.co.uk

30 minutes? Do I have to spend 27 minutes afterwards hugging myself?

 

[MickiQ]

30 minutes? Do I have to spend 27 minutes afterwards hugging myself?

Will folks get fired if they decide to opt for a 30 min kip instead? What?! you've been sleeping when you should have been wanking?

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Will folks get fired if they decide to opt for a 30 min kip instead? What?! you've been sleeping when you should have been wanking?

Got to uphold standards.

 

[DJWrongspeed]

I'd certainly find new a job if WFH carried on indefinitely. The current plan is to open our office in July but gradually and by September everyone ought to be able to do some days in the office.

Can't see starting a new job until being in an office is normal. Would be terrible trying to work out a new role WFH.

 

[Elpenor]

After two months in the office I am being evicted from next week for a
month or so as a greater need for the office space has emerged. I will miss the people, I chat to the colleagues who are in the office all day but can’t really see me using Teams in the same way.

I still don’t have a laptop but it seems IT have been asked to pull their finger out PDQ and get it sorted