Yuwipi Woman
Whack-A-Mole Queen
As the article makes clear, the human and rat DNA are contaminants, not deliberate attempts to sell human or rat meat, so these are likely to be just as present in non-meat products produced in similarly unhygienic conditions. They come from human hair/fingernails/sneezes etc. Rat DNA from rat shit in dirty factories. Meat production facilities don't have the monopoly on those.
Nice headline though!
lol. Where did I say this was a deliberate attempt to sell human meat?