Obviously, if they're taking it out of your wages, you ARE being paid in hamburgers.
And not just any hamburgers. The food they sell in McDonalds is poison, it will quite literally kill you if you eat enough of it. And you do eat enough of it because it's taken out of your wages. Quite soon you start to feel lethargic, then ill, and before long you're addicted to the chemicals they put in you food, and even ketchup-squirting comes to seem a challenge. Many people end up working there for 40 or 50 years.
She was real alright, her name was Ping. I've no idea what she was saying, well I suppose it was something like "get the ketchup right next time white devil," but she said it very loudly, especially when her immediate superiors were doing an impromptu inspection. That used to drive her insane, she'd be rushing about all over the shop screaming in Cantonese at bemused St. Lucians. I think she had ambitions to sleep her way to the top of the Mickey D's corporate hierarchy.