Why did Lady Di die?

[DarthSydodyas]

Not true. Chuck Norris would have survived it.

 

[mauvais]

A large owl could have flapped through the underpass and its huge reflective eyes and swivelling head confusing the driver.

Hahahahaha!!

 

[JHE]

The Dispatches programme, What Muslims Want, which I'm sure will not be much about the alleged murder of Saint Di, is on Channel 4 at 8.00 this evening .

 

[Iam]

Not true. Chuck Norris would have survived it.

Are you suggesting Chuck Norris is an ordinary Human?

Chuck Norris doesn't run from Paparrazi. He photographs them.

 

[Azrael23]

If your in a car accident and your put in an ambulance, which then drives past 3 hospitals and goes no faster than 30mph, and you die on the way.... does it count as murder or is it an accident?

Is this even true?

Az wonders muchly....

 

[Iam]

The Dispatches programme, What Muslims Want, which I'm sure will not be much about the alleged murder of Saint Di, is on Channel 4 at 8.00 this evening .

It's good to have the Radio Times posting here.

 

[editor]

If your in a car accident and your put in an ambulance, which then drives past 3 hospitals and goes no faster than 30mph, and you die on the way.... does it count as murder or is it an accident?

They should strap accident victims on to the wings of passing paramedic owls. That would sort the problem out.

 

[Iam]

Wouldn't strapping things to the wings of the owls make it more difficult for them to fly effectively?

Hang on, now we're getting closer to the truth...

 

[editor]

Wouldn't strapping things to the wings of the owls make it more difficult for them to fly effectively?

Maybe you could fit the stretcher on top of the owl's swivelling head, which could slowly rotate - like a plane-mounted AWAC device - to keep the patient cool as it flapped its way to the hospital?

 

[Iam]

Perhaps we could get Firky to ask Hedwig for us...

Soz, firks

 

[mauvais]

Owls would be a RUBBISH choice. They'd get there all timely, you'd be like, "wow, it's the avian BUPA, thanks for coming owl dudes!!" BUT before they got you to safety some illuminati fucknut would start worshipping them in some secret lodge and it'd take so long to get all that pomp over with that you'd probably have bled reet to death

 

[FridgeMagnet]

Plus they are easily distracted by passing mice.

And, you know, if you say MI6 quite quickly and leave off the "ix", it sounds very much like "mice".

 

[Iam]

No one ever suspects moles of anything, do they?

Hmmm...

 

[editor]

BUT before they got you to safety some illuminati fucknut would start worshipping them in some secret lodge and it'd take so long to get all that pomp over with that you'd probably have bled reet to death

Ah, but the clever owls drop decoy owls as they fly by, causing world leaders and illuminiti types to stampede in the wrong direction, and thus ensuring an interrupted flight direct to the hospital.

 

[laptop]

No one ever suspects moles of anything, do they?

Youve not been in suburban much, have you?

* Starts worshipping a cat-like creature currently unknown to science, but to be discovered on the Vietnam-Laos border in 2025 *

 

[Iam]

Youve not been in suburban much, have you?

No. But I've read Duncton Wood...

 

[mauvais]

Awesome! I hope they have little chaff owls and little flare owls to guard against owl seeking missiles

 

[Wilf]

I'd fucking kill myself if i was due to marry this bloke

 

[krtek a houby]

Dey do die do, don't dey?

 

[JHE]

In the programme, the figure given for the proportion of Muslims in Britain who believe Saint Di was murdered to stop her marrying a Muslim was higher than the figure given in the Sunday Times article. According to the programme, it's not 25%, but 40%.

Mind you, almost 10% of people who've voted here agree. (I don't know how many of them are joking. )

 

[frogwoman]

I think she was murdered by people in the landmine industry.

seriously.

what happened there wasn't an accident, there's some deeply dodgy shit about her death that's never been explained, and i don't think that the royal family would have done her in simply for marrying a muslim ffs ... if she was going to bring "shame on the family", they might as well have bumped her off when she got divorced.

it just doesn't ring true.

 

[JHE]

what happened there wasn't an accident, there's some deeply dodgy shit about her death that's never been explained

What is the 'deeply dodgy shit' and what is it that, to you, looks non-accidental about the crash?

 

[William of Walworth]

POLL UPDATE!

Common sense option : 85.

All other varieties of bonkersness : 34.

Hmmm ....

 

[William of Walworth]

I think she was murdered by people in the landmine industry.

seriously.

what happened there wasn't an accident, there's some deeply dodgy shit about her death that's never been explained, and i don't think that the royal family would have done her in simply for marrying a muslim ffs ... if she was going to bring "shame on the family", they might as well have bumped her off when she got divorced.

it just doesn't ring true.

Convince a 'narrow minded' ( ) rationalist common sensiblist sceptic like myself that there's anything in your wild speculation, and I will then decide after all that youre not barking mad ...

 

[William of Walworth]

Take the following:

1 - A pissed driver
2 - People not wearing seatbelts
3 - High speed

What do you get?

Amazingly enough, and I know this sounds silly and far fetched, but you may just get a fatal accident.

SO much more convincing to any sane person, frogwoman!!

Conspiralunatics :: On a hiding to nothing ....

 

[JHE]

If you think the results are good, William, you are easily pleased. I think 10% voting for Islamo-bonkerism is nothing to cheer about.

 

[William of Walworth]

If you think the results are good, William, you are easily pleased. I think 10% voting for Islamo-bonkerism is nothing to cheer about.

10%???? Hadn't worked out the percentage ... cos my maths is shit ...

 

[_angel_]

She wuz murdered

 

[editor]

She wuz murdered

Course she was, love.

 

[William of Walworth]

She wuz murdered

Only if you ignore common sense and probability ....