So 9-11. Who really did it?

[Johnny Canuck3]

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Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done.
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That's how we keep you young and fair In the Merry Old Land of Oz!
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We can make a dimple smile out of a frown.
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So who did it? Squirrels? Pikeys?

 

[Detroit City]

you know, its funny cause here in the US they NEVER EVER show videos or photos of those people jumping out of the WTC buildings. I think I've seen them once or twice in 6 years, if that....

I wonder why.

 

[The Groke]

Dead americans = funny, I suppose, but not dead britons blown up in the tube.

You got it!





Besides, everyone knows it was jazzz that did it.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

You got it!





Besides, everyone knows it was jazzz that did it.

 

[The Groke]

Funny, I start a joke thread about 7/7, and it ends up in the dustbin, but this one continues on.

Dead americans = funny, I suppose, but not dead britons blown up in the tube.

Bullshit, Mr. Editor.

Actually, in all fairness I think you are right.

Though personally I think both threads should probably stand unmolested, If Ed binned your one, this one should go the same way.......

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Frankly, I wouldn't dream of making fun of something as tragic as 7/7, other than to make the point that 911 is a similar tragedy that should be treated similarly.

So long as 911 remains fair game as joke fodder, I'll treat 7/7 the same way.

 

[Detroit City]

Frankly, I wouldn't dream of making fun of something as tragic as 7/7, other than to make the point that 911 is a similar tragedy that should be treated similarly.

So long as 911 remains fair game as joke fodder, I'll treat 7/7 the same way.

everyone does deal with tragedy in a different manner.

 

[cesare]

'The definitive' Poll to follow.

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=6458150&postcount=4

 

[Detroit City]

All i've been hearing over here for the past week is bleedin' 9-11 this and 9-11 that.. on the radio, on the TV. Saw some guy today driving around with two huge american flags stuck to his car. I wish they would give it a rest and understand that it happend due to some misguided US policies that in turn caused some misguided lunatic to attack the WTC. Jesus christ....

When will it end?

 

[brixtonvilla]

John Denver & Paine Stewart. And you ALL fell for their cover stories!

 

[Grandma Death]

Here it is, for anyone who's interested. Maybe you can tell me the difference.

http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=221584

Tis obvious.....your poll options do not include pirates.

 

[Cloo]

While I like kittens, I'm sure they're up to something. They all got a phone call telling them not to go to work that day, you know.

BTW, I don't think this is taking the piss out of tragedy - it's taking the piss out of conspiraloons who twist tragedies round to try and prove how smart they are and how dumb everyone else is.

 

[Crispy]

Though personally I think both threads should probably stand unmolested, If Ed binned your one, this one should go the same way.......

I agree. I think leaving them both up would have been fine, as nothing is beyond humour, but I'll follow suit on this one for the sake of fairness.