Why no Diana conspiracy thread?

[xenon]

But she was soo beutiful. Truely the people's.... zzzzzz

 

[snorbury]

she made me want to vomit

 

[DotCommunist]

Her brother lives near me. His house is bigger than mine.

 

[Badger Kitten]

I like to commeomorate her memory by eating 8 tins of Ambrosia creamed rice, puking, then throwing myself down the stairs.

It helps me feel closer to her.

 

[danny la rouge]

@ DC - His car is worth more than my house.

 

[xenon]

I like to commeomorate her memory by eating 8 tins of Ambrosia creamed rice, puking, then throwing myself down the stairs.

It helps me feel closer to her.

Cool.

 

[mikeinworthing]

I like to commeomorate her memory by eating 8 tins of Ambrosia creamed rice, puking, then throwing myself down the stairs.

It helps me feel closer to her.

POST REPORTED
















To the Daily Express

 

[longdog]

The only Diana worth talking about.

(present company excepted of course).

 

[xenon]

The only Diana worth talking about.

(present company excepted of course).

Don't alude to my real name on the boards please.

 

[audiotech]

Royal Cluedo

Special 'Who Killed Diana?' edition of the classic board game. Now you can be professor Fayed and say 'I accuse the Duke of Edinburgh, with the White Fiat in the fuggin' tunnel in fuggin' Paris.'

Hours of fun as you solve the world's most famous murder mystery.

'Brilliant' - Daily Express.

£10.99

Thanks to Private Eye

 

[MsShirlLaverne]

I like to commeomorate her memory by eating 8 tins of Ambrosia creamed rice, puking, then throwing myself down the stairs.

It helps me feel closer to her.

Best post this year IMO

 

[DotCommunist]

I reckon the butler did it.

 

[audiotech]

I reckon the butler did it.

In the master bedroom as he shouted "I'm a murderer get me outta here".

 

[Nemo]

Maybe we should have a conspiracy theory thread, make up the most ridiculous one we can come up with, and post a website with it on somewhere and see how many people we can fool with it.

 

[mikeinworthing]

.....and post a website with it on somewhere...

www.di.died.dailyexpress.harrods.fuckwits.com

ETA: Fuck me - that address works - fucking scary!!!!!!

It's a conspiracy I tell you!

 

[DrRingDing]

She was only 36 when she died?

Fuck.