Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[Santino]

Kenny Everett cheated death and got a job as a cameraman?

That's how he would have looked in 2001.

 

[Sprocket.]

Johnson’s neighbours are ‘nothing but curtain twitching Corbynistas’
According to to the knowledgeable Jacob Rees-Mogg, on the radio just now.

Buffoon.

 

[not a trot]

Cunt should buy a lawnmower.

 

[treelover]

His hair seems to have grown a lot in three days for the ES photo.

 

[killer b]

Think kb was employing the device of sarcasm

I dunno, I'm imagining some tory spin doctor on the phone right now, ashen faced.

He did what?! called him a bottler? That's it lads, we might as well pack up.

 

[Sprocket.]

I dunno, I'm imagining some tory spin doctor on the phone right now, ashen faced.

He did what?! called him a bottler? That's it lads, we might as well pack up.

He may as well have said, my dad can fight your dad.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Johnson’s neighbours are ‘nothing but curtain twitching Corbynistas’
According to to the knowledgeable Jacob Rees-Mogg, on the radio just now.

Buffoon.

I love that Camberwell is now a Marxist enclave. So much so that the Tory communications director lives there...

 

[Dogsauce]

It’s clear the two neighbours who claimed to hear the alleged fracas are MI5 plants of some kind sent to keep the country in a safe pair of hands. Playwright isn’t a real job, not one that puts you in a £700,000 flat at the age of 30. Got deep state written all over it.

 

[Flavour]

I think the fact BJ has slept in Communist Camberwell is quite remarkable in itself

 

[treelover]

It’s clear the two neighbours who claimed to hear the alleged fracas are MI5 plants of some kind sent to keep the country in a safe pair of hands. Playwright isn’t a real job, not one that puts you in a £700,000 flat at the age of 30. Got deep state written all over it.

Trustafarian?

 

[FridgeMagnet]

It’s clear the two neighbours who claimed to hear the alleged fracas are MI5 plants of some kind sent to keep the country in a safe pair of hands. Playwright isn’t a real job, not one that puts you in a £700,000 flat at the age of 30. Got deep state written all over it.

How many rabbits do they have?

 

[Wilf]

If Carrie's neighbours are really playwrights, they'll certainly have some material. Maybe they'll do one each, which will tour the Marxist playhouses of Camberwell for years. Hers: 'Things That Go Bump in the Night'. His: A Camberwell Farce, in which Boris Johnson repeatedly loses his trousers'.

 

[Plumdaff]

"The Camberwell Claret (all over the sofa)"

 

[The Pale King]

I dunno, I'm imagining some tory spin doctor on the phone right now, ashen faced.

He did what?! called him a bottler? That's it lads, we might as well pack up.

If he'd called him 'frit' it would have really kicked off

 

[Benjy1992]

Why on earth would he?

If he sticks to his 'my private life has no bearing on my political prowess' guns, the Tory membership will judge him on his stated politics, however shoddy. Even if they think that he has other questions to answer, the party is in such a state that any excuse to put 'distractions' aside will do.

But if he talks, they'll be forced to judge him both on what he himself says about it, as well as on his political babblings. That's too unpredictable an interaction for a party that concerns itself with morals and merit.

True. However, I believe that by not saying anything, it would show that he has something to hide and would allow for the rumours about what happened to perpetuate. Today's front pages don't make good reading for him. So why not put this matter to bed and tell us what happened?

 

[Benjy1992]

I think the nature of Johnson's character is a matter of publick record

I agree. A proven racist and homophobe who makes lies on buses and gets paid a handsome some for the privilege by his cheerleaders in the Telegraph.

 

[Proper Tidy]

Nothing says dangerous leftist agitators more than rich creative types with EU themed underwear and 700k homes on leafy London streets tbf

 

[steveo87]

I'd only just noticed how long the grass is!

 

[kenny g]

I reckon Mi5 have been spiking the couple's drink and food. Look forward to more and more insane public rows in the next few weeks whilst the STP/Meth combo starts really kicking in.

 

[kenny g]

Would be really interesting to see if Bellingcat can identify exactly where the photo was supposed to have been taken. Would be hilarious if there were a massive motorway through the spot.

 

[stavros]

Just because it stays funny:

 

[D'wards]

 

[Dogsauce]

Is that a real picture? Where is it from? Is this some post-fracas airbrushing of the event or some pisstaking photoshop?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Is that a real picture? Where is it from? Is this some post-fracas airbrushing of the event or some pisstaking photoshop?

Evening Standard published it I think

 

[fishfinger]

Is that a real picture? Where is it from? Is this some post-fracas airbrushing of the event or some pisstaking photoshop?

It's from a PR picture of Bojo and partner.

No one is buying 'staged' pictures of Boris and Carrie in Sussex field | Metro News

 

[Mation]

True. However, I believe that by not saying anything, it would show that he has something to hide and would allow for the rumours about what happened to perpetuate. Today's front pages don't make good reading for him. So why not put this matter to bed and tell us what happened?

Because any rumours spread aren't likely to be sufficiently damaging within the only group that matters (to him) right now (i.e. the majority of the Tory party membership).

 

[Wilf]

It's from a PR picture of Bojo and partner.

No one is buying 'staged' pictures of Boris and Carrie in Sussex field | Metro News

My first thought was the photo thing was bollocks, but his hair does look a bit thicker than in recent shots of his trimmed back hairdo.

 

[Gramsci]

Evening Standard published it I think

They got them from Daily Mail who put them up in the morning.

Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds seen together for first time since row | Daily Mail Online

 

[Gramsci]

The Daily Mail has been excelling itself in last few days in nastiness

Not only are the neighbours Remainers the partner of Mr Penn who got in touch with Guardian :

was described by one interviewer as an 'American Leftist Buddhist Jewish playwright"

The Remainer couple who called police on Boris Johnson are a millionaire's daughter and her partner | Daily Mail Online

Cosmopolitan lefty who is Jewish and has wealthy Jewish father. Really nasty stuff from the Hate Mail.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Johnson’s neighbours are ‘nothing but curtain twitching Corbynistas’
According to to the knowledgeable Jacob Rees-Mogg, on the radio just now.

Buffoon.

im pretty pissed off that these tossers are not being called out on basically saying "if you are worried that your neighbour is being subjected to domestic violence - its really none of your business"