Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[Wilf]

The Rory Rebellion seems to be over now. Managed to discourage himself by being shit at last night's debate apparently. No stating power these toffs. Probably worried Johnson would do the Lambert Simnel thing and set him to work in the kitchen.

 

[ricbake]

Did Johnson fuck it up or was he gaffe-free? If the latter it's his race to lose now.

Shame he forgot that brown chaps name.

He tripped over Abdul twice, the second time he was embarrassed by his own fluff.
Also his Dad thought that the fifteen year old Erin got the better of him and the rest of the sorry bunch

How could anyone vote for someone who calls the children they admit to fathering Lara Lettice, Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches, and Theodore Apollo.

 

[belboid]

Stewart apparently trying to bribe MP's by offering city status for their constituencies. Odd move.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

How could anyone vote for someone who calls the children they admit to fathering Lara Lettice, Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches, and Theodore Apollo.

My sister's ex-husband wanted to call their youngest Apollo.

Then as his cocaine psychosis became worse he ventured that Tupac would be more suitable.

 

[chilango]

Oops.

BBC defends debate imam vetting process

 

[Artaxerxes]

Gove seemingly going for the Aberdonian vote

Trying to counter the usual SNP tactic of shouting The Tories The Tories The Tories while simultaneously implementing conservative policies. I presume.

 

[Smangus]

How could anyone vote for someone who calls the children they admit to fathering Lara Lettice, Milo Arthur, Cassia Peaches, and Theodore Apollo.

Someone like Rees Mogg of Sixtus fame would

It's the posho version of Chardonnay or some such bollocks.

 

[kebabking]

Looks like Stewart is out - the suggestion is that Javid will overtake him, probably a combination of ex-Raab ultras who are drawn by his Oct 31 absolutism, and Johnsonites looking to ensure that Stewart doesn't get on the ballot paper.

 

[Rivendelboy]

I see Ian Blackford called Johnson a racist in Parliament today. No doubt increasing Johnson's appeal amongst the rank and file.

Wouldn't have thought it mattered given that everytime the media has mentioned Wurzel Richscum recently they've quickly reminded us all that he's a racist. Tory voters likely don't care and will find his 'forthright' views a breath of fresh air in 'stasi Britain'

 

[killer b]

this is apparently a real thing.

 

[cupid_stunt]

this is apparently a real thing.

"anyone can be a city"

*Declares myself to be a city.*

 

[killer b]

sorry, it's an offer only available to tory MPs

 

[Celyn]

Trying to counter the usual SNP tactic of shouting The Tories The Tories The Tories while simultaneously implementing conservative policies. I presume.

Are you saying that the SNP has Conservative policies, or that Michael Gove does?

 

[Dogsauce]

Oops.

BBC defends debate imam vetting process

Strangely the BBC never apologised for giving a lot larger platform to known racists like Farage and Griffin. Guess this guy is just unlucky then.

 

[Sprocket.]

Will Stewart go and join team Chukka?

 

[8ball]

Without wishing to spoil the above joke at all, I suppose the stat is this one:

Adult literacy | National Literacy Trust

I always thought functional illiteracy was where you could read, say, a stop sign and recognise the word ‘Hospital’ for example, but couldn’t actually read as such.

Learn something new every day...

 

[kebabking]

Will Stewart go and join team Chukka?

No chance.

 

[Sprocket.]

No chance.

I forgot to include the grinning emoji.

 

[Sprocket.]

Jesus H Christ!
Just seen Gove going for a run on BBC news. No vomit emoji.

 

[cupid_stunt]

Johnson - 143
Hunt - 54
Gove - 51
Javid - 38

Stewart - 27 - down 10 & OUT

 

[belboid]

Gove - 51 (41/37)
Hunt - 54 (46/43)
Javid - 38 (23/38)
Johnson - 143 (114/126)
Stewart - 27 (37/19)

St Rory out

 

[redsquirrel]

Gove vs Hunt for second place now.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Jesus H Christ!
Just seen Gove going for a run on BBC news. No vomit emoji.

'ere you go:

 

[skyscraper101]

Stewart actually lost votes then. Meh. At least that shitcunt Raab is no longer in it.

 

[binka]

Ten minutes prior to the result a Tory MP was on BBC news saying Stewart had ''captured the publics imagination" and now all our dreams of a bright new future have been cruelly snatched away

 

[chilango]

 

[cupid_stunt]

Stewart actually lost votes then. Meh. At least that shitcunt Raab is no longer in it.

There's the suggestion on Sky that some MPs lent their votes to Stewart yesterday, to ensure Raab was knocked out.

 

[andysays]

There's the suggestion on Sky that some MPs lent their votes to Stewart yesterday, to ensure Raab was knocked out.

Does it say who they are really supporting?

 

[moochedit]

There's the suggestion on Sky that some MPs lent their votes to Stewart yesterday, to ensure Raab was knocked out.

Mp's are scheming bastards shocker!

 

[moochedit]

Ten minutes prior to the result a Tory MP was on BBC news saying Stewart had ''captured the publics imagination" and now all our dreams of a bright new future have been cruelly snatched away

You sure it wasn't "captured the guardians immagination"?