Who is going to win the 2018/2019 Tory Leadership election?

[Saul Goodman]

Can we have some clarification on what the cheese represents in this analogy please. Is it Boris or something else? I don't think it makes any sense if the cheese is Boris.

A big cheesy bellend.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[andysays]

Can we have some clarification on what the cheese represents in this analogy please. Is it Boris or something else? I don't think it makes any sense if the cheese is Boris.

It's not an analogy, it's the literal truth - Boris Johnson is a big round cheese bouncing uncontrollably down a hill.

 

[teqniq]

 

[Supine]

I'm wondering if they'll now speed up the process to get floppy hair twat in the hot seat. Doesn't seem much point going multiple rounds to decide this anymore.

 

[ricbake]

The 160,000 ish Conservative Party Membership decide from the last two.
As Johnson has promised everyone with an income of about £80,000 some £5,000 reduction in their tax bill he will be PM

 

[kebabking]

The 160,000 ish Conservative Party Membership decide from the last two.
As Johnson has promised everyone with an income of about £80,000 some £5,000 reduction in their tax bill he will be PM

Tory MP's all earn a minimum of £79,000, so he's offering them all a £5,000 tax cut, yet two thirds of them just voted against him. It's almost as if you don't understand what you're talking about...

 

[hash tag]

Don't forget the expenses, the employing members of the family, the little jobs on the side

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Hunt came second today. Who knows what goes through the mind of Tory members, but I assume it won’t be lost on them what a disaster Johnson was at the FO and how Hunt has quietly got on with things, being a cunt naturally, but a couple of releases from stir in the Middle East vs Johnson’s efforts in Iran. If being a statesman is of any matter then he might yet garner support...

 

[elbows]

Hunt came second today. Who knows what goes through the mind of Tory members, but I assume it won’t be lost on them what a disaster Johnson was at the FO and how Hunt has quietly got on with things, being a cunt naturally, but a couple of releases from stir in the Middle East vs Johnson’s efforts in Iran. If being a statesman is of any matter then he might yet garner support...

Well there was the time he misspoke about the nationality of his own wife.

Why Hunt's wife gaffe is so embarrassing

 

[moochedit]

I'm wondering if they'll now speed up the process to get floppy hair twat in the hot seat. Doesn't seem much point going multiple rounds to decide this anymore.

I think the rules allow candidates to withdraw. I am guessing some will do that in the next couple of days.

 

[Saul Goodman]

I think the rules allow candidates to withdraw. I am guessing some will do that in the next couple of days.

It's inevitable. "Hey, I'll retire from the race if you look after me when you win"

 

[weltweit]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? It will be them that make the final choice ..

 

[Proper Tidy]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? It will be them that make the final choice ..

They're pricks weltweit

 

[Argonia]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? It will be them that make the final choice ..

Johnson

 

[brogdale]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like ...

 

[moochedit]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? ..

Cunts and Boris.

 

[weltweit]

Assuming conservative party members are higher rate taxpayers they could be who Boris's higher rate tax cut proposal is aimed at. Will they be swayed by such personal interest?

 

[moochedit]

Assuming conservative party members are higher rate taxpayers they could be who Boris's higher rate tax cut proposal is aimed at. Will they be swayed by such personal interest?

They will vote for him anyway but yes the tax cuts would help.

 

[Dogsauce]

He’s not going to be able to get those tax cuts through parliament, it’s just kite flying to get MPs on board. Most of them should know this.

 

[cuppa tee]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? It will be them that make the final choice ..

 

[gosub]

Assuming conservative party members are higher rate taxpayers they could be who Boris's higher rate tax cut proposal is aimed at. Will they be swayed by such personal interest?

I think the opposite. Party members these days aren't for anything..just hate the opposite one. And they will know that policy, funded by NI is goining to go down like cold sick

 

[kebabking]

Assuming conservative party members are higher rate taxpayers they could be who Boris's higher rate tax cut proposal is aimed at. Will they be swayed by such personal interest?

I'd fall off my chair if half the membership of the Tory are higher rate tax payers.

They are far more motivated by brexit and other political issues than they are by a couple of quid a week in a tax bung.

 

[moochedit]

Does anyone know what the final voters, the Conservative Party members are like and who they will likely go for? It will be them that make the final choice ..

Poll boost for Boris Johnson as more than half of Tory members now say they would back him

 

[not a trot]

I'd fall off my chair if half the membership of the Tory are higher rate tax payers.

They are far more motivated by brexit and other political issues than they are by a couple of quid a week in a tax bung.

So how much does a piece of gammon cost these days.

 

[kebabking]

So how much does a piece of gammon cost these days.

About £14 in my local pub. You get both egg and pineapple, as well as chips, with it.

 

[MickiQ]

Well there was the time he misspoke about the nationality of his own wife.

Why Hunt's wife gaffe is so embarrassing

I love that picture, The expression on his wife's face is one I am familiar with, that is a man who is going to get a serious earful when there is just the two of them.

 

[brogdale]

Wouldn't want to a be an Uxbridge & South Ruislip voter; there's gonna be some intensive campaigning there. They won't be able to move for doorsteppers.

(Maj 5034)

 

[Yossarian]

I feel like this whole thing needs a voice-over from David Attenborough, explaining how these strange creatures have evolved a complicated process for choosing the shittest one of them to be their leader.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

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