aqua said:badgers, why not have fajitas
<takes the soap to yetmans mouth>Yetman said:Quiche is shit. Its like a big fat pancake full of cold wobbly mush. I wouldnt piss on it if it was the last girl on earth.
I have been trying to curb my gluttonous tendencies thoughOrang Utan said:I ALWAYS have a whole one. Half is never enough
Yes, but you're not 39 and a half, with a metabolism that has slowed down so much it appears to be going backwards. DESPITE daily fucking exercise AND drastically cutting down booze and choccyOrang Utan said:I haven't the amount of steak and ice cream I've had lately. I have to ride extra hard on my bike to make up for it
Rollem said:<takes the soap to yetmans mouth>
The drugs don't help you know, I'm convinced they accelerate the process.Orang Utan said:I'm 34 though - I saw a pic of me from just TWO years ago and the rapid aging was a shock to me
Orang Utan said:I ALWAYS have a whole one. Half is never enough
The go faster ones. If I didn't sleep at weekends for 3 years, then that means I've actually lived MORE life awake than I have asleep, which means that I'm actually OLDER than I am. See?Orang Utan said:What drugs?
Shit, I never think about thatsojourner said:The go faster ones. If I didn't sleep at weekends for 3 years, then that means I've actually lived MORE life awake than I have asleep, which means that I'm actually OLDER than I am. See?
What gets me is when you say 'let's get pizza!' to the other half. You choose yours and ask them what they want and they say, 'I'm not that hungry. I'll just have a slice of yours'pinched_nerve said:Same. Have you ever had an answer to the affirmative when offering the other half to someone? I haven't
Well...*taps temple* think on my lad, think onOrang Utan said:Shit, I never think about that
sojourner said:The go faster ones. If I didn't sleep at weekends for 3 years, then that means I've actually lived MORE life awake than I have asleep, which means that I'm actually OLDER than I am. See?
I've changed me mind now anyhow - think I'll have pesto linguine instead. Or - roast peps, onion, garlic tomato and pasta. Yehhhh...that sounds rarrrr
YupStig said:so if I've spent my live falling asleep early and missing all the good bits at parties, that means I'm actually younger than I am! Brilliant
Yes but sleep is no fun to anybody. It is the biggest waste of time man has. Utterly pointless. I'm weaning myself off it.Stig said:so if I've spent my live falling asleep early and missing all the good bits at parties, that means I'm actually younger than I am! Brilliant
Um, glad to...err..help?Stig said:We're having some kind of pasta something, I think.
rich! bought some quinoa earlier though, so maybe not.
Something that will probably involve at least one onion and one tin of tomatoes, anyway.
I know, I want chilli.
Right, that's that sorted. Thanks everyone.