kebabking
Not a Girly Swot, but I like them....
Did they guess your mental age when deciding which sticker to give you?
Possibly - though, of course, being well posh the chap who did the jab is a thoracic surgeon I know: our kids go to the same school, we see them in the pub etc...
Us: piss taking.
Me: can I have a sweet now?
Him: no, because I've eaten them.
Him: would you like a sticker instead?
Me: yes please.
Him: would you like me to put it on you?
Me: yes please.
Him: there you go, what a brave lad you are.
Us: see you at the pub BBQ on Sunday?
Us: yeah....