What cheese would one use to encourage a bear?

[strung out]

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this is why we need thread ratings turned on

 

[selamlar]

Hang on, what kind of cheese is Don Quixote?

 

[Ted Striker]

What cheese asks the French of our next visit to see the goings on of the Woolpack et al?

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Button's is this

Often confused with the cheddars of Lebanon...

 

[Lo Siento.]

Hang on, what kind of cheese is Don Quixote?

Manchego?

 

[Biddlybee]

I wanted to say that, but it's just a spanish cheese isn't it?

 

[Lo Siento.]

I wanted to say that, but it's just a spanish cheese isn't it?

well, it's a type of cheese, but it's the word for someone from La Mancha (like Don Quijote)

 

[Biddlybee]

ah

 

[Wolveryeti]

What cheese do you get if you push someone from Penzance down a well?

 

[strung out]

cornish yarghhhh!

 

[Diamond]

Pecorino. Standard...

 

[Strumpet]

 

[The Groke]

What kind of cheese is fibbing and isn't cheese at all?

 

[DotCommunist]

lychees

 

[The Groke]

lychees

 

[Espresso]

What cheese asks the French of our next visit to see the goings on of the Woolpack et al?

Wensleydale.

 

[Espresso]

What sort of cheese loiters round men's public toilets?

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Cottage cheese?

What Persian cheese is similar to the BNP's 'Truth Truck'?

 

[The Groke]

cottage cheese.

 

[Miss Caphat]

Munster?

yup.

 

[mauvais]

I've been chuckling about the camembert one all day. Best joke in the wooooorld. How come noone has heard that before?

 

[killer b]

me too. and the marscepone one...

 

[Espresso]

Nacho cheese was the one that made me laugh the most.

 

[Biddlybee]

Nacho cheese was the one that made me laugh the most.

It's got me going again

oi... that's nacho cheese

 

[Y_I_Otter]

What Persian cheese is similar to the BNP's 'Truth Truck'?

Too obscure?

'Lighvan'

Another: A cheese that describes what a farmer does with a field in spring: he--

 

[Espresso]

I was wrestling with lyinglorry and fibTransit.

Your other one is Tilsit, innit?

 

[Wolveryeti]

What cheese died for your sins?

 

[Y_I_Otter]

I was wrestling with lyinglorry and fibTransit.

Your other one is Tilsit, innit?

Yase!

Now, 'cheers', over a thimbleful of fortified wine?

 

[Espresso]

Yase!

Now, 'cheers', over a thimbleful of fortified wine?

Port Salut, my friend

 

[Flavour]

which cheese supports a communist revolution in the east midlands?