What cheese would one use to encourage a bear?

[editor]

He's probably right too.

 

[Miss Caphat]

nope, not the one I had in mind

 

[madzone]

caerphilly

I told mr madz to slow down every time we passed a sign to Caerphilly. Oh how we laughed. Well, I did.

 

[Espresso]

What cheese covered a woman with shiny paint?

Gloucester.

 

[Espresso]

What is the scariest cheese?

Munster?

 

[selamlar]

What do you call somebody elses cheese?

 

[cesare]

What do you call a cheese between a stone and a hard place?

 

[selamlar]

What do you call a cheese between a stone and a hard place?

Roquefort?

 

[the button]

What sort of cheese is the second person of the holy trinity?

 

[cesare]

Roquefort?

Es.

Button's is this

 

[selamlar]

Es.

Button's is this

That's actually quite good!


Now what's my one?

 

[kabbes]

I endorse this thread.

 

[The Groke]

With what cheese would you direct someone to a cooking pot?

 

[Athos]

What do you call somebody elses cheese?

Nacho cheese?

 

[Espresso]

With what cheese would you direct someone to a cooking pot?

Paneer.
Which is the answer I was going for here

What sort of cheese would you get if I smacked you round the head with a skillet?

But yours is far better.

 

[selamlar]

Nacho cheese?

That's the one!

 

[The Groke]

Paneer.

 

[scifisam]

Gloucester.

Yup!

Nobody's got my cannibal takeaway one yet.

The halloumi one made me laugh more than it should have.

 

[DotCommunist]

What sort of cheese banks nazi gold and drug money?

 

[Espresso]

What cheese does a cannibal takeaway sell?

Headcheese?

 

[selamlar]

Yup!

Nobody's got my cannibal takeaway one yet.

The halloumi one made me laugh more than it should have.

Head cheese?

 

[Espresso]

What sort of cheese banks nazi gold and drug money?

Swiss!

 

[scifisam]

Headcheese?

Head cheese?

Nope.

 

[selamlar]

Nope.

Just as well, what with it not being cheese and all.

 

[selamlar]

Aha! Is it Limburger?

 

[scifisam]

Aha! Is it Limburger?

Yes!

 

[Orang Utan]

limburger? how?

 

[selamlar]

limburger? how?

Limb-burger

 

[Biddlybee]

Nacho cheese?

 

[killer b]

thread rated 5 stars.