What cheese would one use to encourage a bear?

[Miss Caphat]

which cheese was found mysteriously deserted on the high seas?

oh, ok, what about this one?

 

[DotCommunist]

Celeste

 

[Maurice Picarda]

There is the slight problem that Celeste isn't a cheese, though.

E2A: Well, it is according to google, but that means nothing.

 

[DotCommunist]

http://www.cookipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php/Celeste_cheese

 

[Maurice Picarda]

"Produced by Debbie Mumford of the Sharpham Estate in Devon"

Mumford's hobby, blessed though she may be, doesn't make Celeste a proper, recognised cheese. I could fuck about with gold top and rennet in my kitchen and call the resulting stuff whatever I wanted. But without cultural heritage or at least a significant marketing budget, it would count for nothing.

 

[DotCommunist]

It is a cottage industry.

 

[cesare]

It is a cottage industry.

*groans*

 

[kittyP]

It is a cottage industry.

What was the cheese in the high seas god damn you?

 

[DotCommunist]

Celeste! as in Marie Celeste, the ghost ship found unmanned and drifting with food still on the table etc.

Only Maurice claims it doesn't count

 

[kittyP]

Celeste! as in Marie Celeste, the ghost ship found unmanned and drifting with food still on the table etc.

Only Maurice claims it doesn't count

Oh, ok, sorry that went over my head

I was at Biddle's this afternoon and there was a lot of giggling about nacho cheese

 

[Miss Caphat]

sorry, I really don't mean to be rude at all,( because it's obviously not old there), but that's a reeeeaaaaallly old joke here in the US. It's funny to see people react to it for the first time though.

 

[Y_I_Otter]

What cheese is an under the weather salopian?

Was this answered yet? Shropshire blue?

Stinky Bishop? Not really cryptic.

At some point this thread changed from jokes to crossword clues.

I know. Mea culpa.

What cheese is served by a Simpson's publican?

 

[Espresso]

What cheese is served by a Simpson's publican?

Taking my inspiration from nacho cheese, I reckon we can have Mo cheese.

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Nah, it's a real 'fromage'.

 

[Maggot]

Which cheese has a small penis?

I still wanna know the answer to this one

Pecorino

 

[Miss Caphat]

Pecorino

 

[Maggot]

What cheese is served by a Simpson's publican?

Still waiting for the answer to this one.

 

[DotCommunist]

Moezerrela

 

[Maggot]

That doesn't work.

 

[kabbes]

Cheddar. Everybody serves cheddar.

 

[Espresso]

His name is Mo Sizlack. Seeing as my Mo cheese was not gratefully received, is there such a beast as Sizlack cheese?
If there is I've never heard of it.
Duff cheese, maybe? I know I've eaten some pretty bloody duff cheese in my time, but not of it has been so named.

 

[jcsd]

Taking my inspiration from nacho cheese, I reckon we can have Mo cheese.

Mo cheese Mo problems

 

[Maggot]

It must be Morbier.

 

[Miss Caphat]

bumping this thread, 'cause it's funny

 

[moose]

Been giggling about nacho cheese all over again