What cheese would one use to encourage a bear?

[5t3IIa]

Camembert.

How do you defuse an explosive Welsh cheese?

 

[Orang Utan]

caerphilly

 

[5t3IIa]

What cheese could one use to conceal an horse?

 

[marty21]

a horse box made of cheddar

 

[aqua]

What cheese could one use to conceal an horse?

mascapone

 

[quimcunx]

you could cover it in cheesestring.

 

[marty21]

a horse box made from mascapone

 

[wtfftw]

What type of cheese looks in the mirror?

 

[Orang Utan]

any cheese with vains in it

 

[wtfftw]

Halloumi

 

[scifisam]

What cheese is better, but in a bad way?

 

[Espresso]

Gouda.

 

[toblerone3]

Which cheese is a monstrous former West Ham manager?

 

[Orang Utan]

gorgonzola

 

[Dooby]

Gouda.

I am gonna take a shower and think about this

 

[Orang Utan]

gooder. that's why it's bad.

 

[Dooby]

gooder. that's why it's bad.

i thought of that but discounted it. As one would.

 

[Espresso]

What sort of cheese is a static 2240lbs?

 

[Dooby]

What sort of cheese is a static 2240lbs?

Stilton! I was trying to work this into a question meself.

 

[Espresso]

This is such an old one I can't credit that I'm the first one to use it in such a cheesy thread.

Which cheese is made backwards?

 

[wtfftw]

Edam

 

[Dooby]

This is such an old one I can't credit that I'm the first one to use it in such a cheesy thread.

Which cheese is made backwards?

I so want to answer this in an excited fashion, but now I look even sillier than you for asking it I shall pretend to be cool.

Eta Every bloody time I take ages to write a message I then look a right bastard coz of messages that get in before me.
Didn't mean you look at ALL silly Dragon!

 

[scifisam]

What cheese do you get the more you eat?

 

[Kanda]

Nob cheese, trust me.

 

[Espresso]

If you want silly, here's silly.

What sort of cheese is Don Quixote?

What sort of cheese would you get if I smacked you round the head with a skillet?

Good God. That's more than enough from me. Time for bed.

 

[Dooby]

What cheese do you get the more you eat?

Feta! Am I getting it now, am i, am I?

 

[Orang Utan]

if that's right, worst one so far!

 

[scifisam]

Feta! Am I getting it now, am i, am I?

Yup!

What cheese does a cannibal takeaway sell?

What cheese covered a woman with shiny paint?

I'm not getting Espresso's at all, which probably means they're good.

 

[Miss Caphat]

What is the scariest cheese?

 

[Kanda]

What is the scariest cheese?

Cheesypoof