Urban v's the Commentariat

[Bakunin]

Plus she has more chance of catching up with Ryan Gosling.

Will he actually have to save her life this time?

 

[butchersapron]

They're working on a re-make of taxi driver together - they're going to save society:

Someday a real rain will come and wash all these sickos off the streets.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Didn't see her at Grangemouth, Govan, Scotstoun or Portsmouth recently either.

Too shit-scented, and with the sound of too many hacking coughs echoing, for one with her refined sensibilities.

 

[TruXta]

Too shit-scented, and with the sound of too many hacking coughs echoing, for one with her refined sensibilities.

Bet the coffee is shit too.

 

[el-ahrairah]

Bet the coffee is shit too.

one day when i leave london i'm going to walk northwards with a posh coffee machine over my shoulder, and when someone asks me "what is that?", that's where i'm going to live.

 

[TruXta]

one day when i leave london i'm going to walk northwards with a posh coffee machine over my shoulder, and when someone asks me "what is that?", that's where i'm going to live.

What will happen to the coffee machine?

 

[lazythursday]

one day when i leave london i'm going to walk northwards with a posh coffee machine over my shoulder, and when someone asks me "what is that?", that's where i'm going to live.

Nuneaton. I wouldn't advise it, tbh.

 

[Pickman's model]

What will happen to the coffee machine?

 

[Pickman's model]

one day when i leave london i'm going to walk northwards with a posh coffee machine over my shoulder, and when someone asks me "what is that?", that's where i'm going to live.

 

[steeplejack]

one day when i leave london i'm going to walk northwards with a posh coffee machine over my shoulder, and when someone asks me "what is that?", that's where i'm going to live.

(((el-ahrairah)))

 

[frogwoman]

aylesbury's all right, i know it quite well, it's not that bad. the aylesbury SP are sound as fuck.

 

[DotCommunist]

I had a haircut in the place once. Pretty. You london people think the north begins just past the M25

 

[TruXta]

I had a haircut in the place ones. Pretty. You london people think the north begins just past the M25

Fuck off, everything below Shetland is the south for me.

 

[butchersapron]

Typical cockney

 

[TruXta]

Yeah, great big cockerney me

 

[butchersapron]

I think things sometimes go over your head Truxta.

 

[TruXta]

I think things sometimes go over your head Truxta.

They might at that. I think sometimes you think you're a lot more clever than you are.

 

[butchersapron]

They might at that. I think sometimes you think you're a lot more clever than you are.

That's it, lash out.

 

[TruXta]

Lash out? Feeling a bit tender today are we?

 

[butchersapron]

And they say there is no humour outside of these Isles.

 

[TruXta]

It's true. We're all humourless pompous dicks.

 

[Idris2002]

I met a Norwegian academic yesterday. He had a good story about meeting JFK and RFK in Washington, the summer before that fateful November morn.

 

[TruXta]

I met a Norwegian academic yesterday. He had a good story about meeting JFK and RFK in Washington, the summer before that fateful November morn.

What's his name?

 

[butchersapron]

Stop digging ffs.

 

[DotCommunist]

What's his name?

Leif Harvey Oswaldson

 

[TruXta]

Lief Harvey Oswaldson

Professor of Peace Studies?

 

[el-ahrairah]

Leif Harvey Oswaldson

ooof

 

[Idris2002]

Leif Harvey Oswaldson

Professor of Peace Studies?

"If you think we're bad, you should see the act that follows us".

 

[Idris2002]

Leif Harvey Oswaldson

Professor of Peace Studies?

"Any resemblance between these characters and any living persons is purely coincidental".

 

[butchersapron]

"If you think we're bad, you should see the act that follows us".

After hitler, us.