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Men?? Check your etc
He's just about to check his
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I really did try to find something less objectifying :(
 
He's just about to check his
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I really did try to find something less objectifying :(

Showing My Age Yet Again Dept: This "wot's this all abaht then?" pic reminds me of the old advert for Denim aftershave:



Checking of privilege done by these admen: None whatsoever. Time for them to listen to Maoist choons as punishment <posts Cardew's "people's music" for about the 25th time on Urban>
 
I assume they count as commentariat, this article is pure satire.

Here is why we need sex education: we need sex education because (some) men are asking for anal sex on the first date. This is fact. If you do not believe it, then I'm afraid, you simply haven't spoken to enough women in their 20s.

Translation: I asked some friends
We need sex education, because (some) men seem to think sex ends with him ejaculating on your breasts, or in your hair, or in your face. We need sex education because of a practice called "seagulling", a boarding school import (what else?) that has spread to some university halls of residence. It involves a group of guys standing outside a mate's door while he has sex with a girl, and then bursting in and ejaculating over her, all at once.

Absolute bullshit. I doubt such a practise even exists. Plus, it's assault and not sex. I mean, bloody hell, this passes for a comment piece at the Guardian?

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...influence-real-sex-education-online-fantasies
 
I assume they count as commentariat, this article is pure satire.



Translation: I asked some friends


Absolute bullshit. I doubt such a practise even exists. Plus, it's assault and not sex. I mean, bloody hell, this passes for a comment piece at the Guardian?

http://www.theguardian.com/commenti...influence-real-sex-education-online-fantasies

It might have happened once or twice, fuck knows. To go from there to implying it's normal or representative of young people's sex habits is a bit rich. Also liked her outrage at the cheek of some guys asking for anal on the first date. I mean, come on.
 
wtf is going on in our society to produce people like this? It's not just individuals. What a fucking waste.

There are a lot of people who are right on the borderline of mentally ill in modern normal society, why wouldn't there be? Extreme individualism is a state of great insecurity and constant competition and comparison. What we know about climate change and the coming chaos alone is enough to mean that we live in a culture which is genuinely suicidal, let alone all the other abuses and violence that we have to learn to condone or ignore. To be "sane" in modernity is to be able to successfully ignore the most important things that are happening. The best way to do that is to just join in the mainstream as best you can. But if you're unable to do that because you are alienated from the mainstream for whatever reason - your personal need to be "different" or important in some way, probably a consequence of your elite upbringing, then a retreat into obsessive, narcissistic, endlessly self-referring halls of mirrors is as good a way as any. There are loads of people like this obsessing about their facebook likes or the neighbours car or whatever, modernity is mass-producing them, the Sam Ambreens are just the 'political' version.

It's ironic than in her Grand Vision of freedom from kyriarchy and patriarchy and all the rest of it, she's reduced herself to obsessing over the the tiniest minutiae of correctitude and propriety and thus merely re-enacting an old stereotype of obsessively privatised female behaviour, it's like obsessing over shoes and ribbons. Or diet etc etc.

This twitrhetoric is basically cointelopro with a self-winding mechanism.

Reminds me of the conspiraloon industry. If I was going to make sure that any weirdness about - say 9/11 - was never going to get taken seriously, I'd get straight on to setting up a Truth Industry. Once it's up and running there is enough genuine paranoia, fear and obsession out there to keep the whole thing alive all on its own - and anyone with a grip on reality will be instantly alienated.
 
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