Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[Fozzie Bear]

Not to mention the Orgasmic Concrete Pourers of Underground Insurrection.

 

[Idris2002]

Not to mention the Orgasmic Concrete Pourers of Underground Insurrection.

The Indestructible Tissue of Red Herrings.

 

[DaveCinzano]

The Unbearable Self-Righteousness of Being

 

[nogojones]

I regularly snap the stalks off heads of broccoli before weighing and THIS WILL CONTINUE.

I've taken to saving the stalks, skinning, finely slicing and stirfrying with other veg for a nice ramen soup. However, when I encounter loose asparagus the ends always fall off before they hit the scales

 

[Casually Red]

I saw my scumbag boss passing in his Bentley a few days ago while I was out having a smoke . While pretending to rub my face I gave him the finger and the 2 fingers as he motored on by, chauffeur driven . As of yet no cell has claimed responsibility .

Which probably has them even more worried.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I took more napkins and brown sugar sachets than i needed (for later use at home) from the new Costa coffee vending machine in Sainsbury's and i will do it again.

 

[Orang Utan]

I chucked a load of army recruitment DVDs in the bin.
That sort of thing?

 

[barney_pig]

I took more napkins and brown sugar sachets than i needed (for later use at home) from the new Costa coffee vending machine in Sainsbury's and i will do it again.

Add a pot of baby bio and the state will quake!

 

[ViolentPanda]

I chucked a load of army recruitment DVDs in the bin.
That sort of thing?

Yes, but you should make it sound more pompous than that - something along the lines of:
"today I struck a blow against the military/industrial complex by destroying militarist propaganda".

 

[Casually Red]

I took more napkins and brown sugar sachets than i needed (for later use at home) from the new Costa coffee vending machine in Sainsbury's and i will do it again.

I do this type of economic sabotage and anti capitalist resource redistribution action regularly, and not just in Costa. I go one further though and take 2 cups, hiding one inside the other . Not only does it stop it burning my poor hands with their insanely skimpy non heat resistant cups, it means I can pull the old switcheroo the next morning and take my own coffee to work in a disposable cup . With capitalists picking up the tab for my naked self indulgence.

 

[Casually Red]

Actually this has added significance now that it appears to be a solidarity action

 

[Casually Red]

Another one I do, and this is true bill, when sending a letter through the post without fail I always consciously stick the stamp with the queens head on upside down .I also encourage others to follow suit. Its an old school Irish republican one but like many actions also transfers seamlessly to the wider global struggle .

Its probably treason that could possibly result in me being executed some day, but thems the breaks . Big boys rules . I chose this life .

 

[Greebo]

In moments of extreme boredom, I subvert the system by restyling Brenda, using bluetack on a 50p coin.

 

[Casually Red]

In moments of extreme boredom, I subvert the system by restyling Brenda, using bluetack on a 50p coin.

I remember some years back round here someone actually went to the trouble of making up a little stamp . For about 6 months I kept getting pound coins in my change that had the letters IRA stamped accross Brendas face. Ive always thought c#nt or nazi might have made a better point.

Ive also a German anarchist mate. And everytime hes on the U Bahn and the undercover ticket gestapo raid the carriage looking for fare dodgers he stares intently ahead refusing to even look at them, waits until the very last possible moment after they demand to see his ticket, and then produces it ...but doesnt hand it over to them . The law does not state he has to hold his ticket up, so he holds his sort of down around his shins . And theyve to crouch down in order to see it . Nazis.

Hes proper German though, therefore wouldnt dream of bunking the fare or not having the correct ticket. Thats not anarchism, thats just anti social.

 

[goldenecitrone]

Hes proper German though, therefore wouldnt dream of bunking the fare or not having the correct ticket. Thats not anarchism, thats just anti social.

Nicht wahr.

 

[Doctor Carrot]

I told the self service checkout that I was buying a ring doughnut when in fact it was a cinnamon bun. That'll send the share price tumbling.

 

[Lord Camomile]

I remember some years back round here someone actually went to the trouble of making up a little stamp . For about 6 months I kept getting pound coins in my change that had the letters IRA stamped accross Brendas face. Ive always thought c#nt or nazi might have made a better point.

Holy crap, I was doing the banking at work the other day and came across a £1 coin with "RIRA" stamped across it - just realised what that was!

I'm very bad at fighting the system, far too meek and polite

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

I repost junk mail delivered by the Royal Mail thus clogging up capitalist communication conduits.

 

[Casually Red]

Holy crap, I was doing the banking at work the other day and came across a £1 coin with "RIRA" stamped across it - just realised what that was!

I'm very bad at fighting the system, far too meek and polite

the very ones, there must be a unit still going strong dedicated to the economic war against imperialism . No fucking wonder there was a triple dip recession .

 

[Lord Camomile]

So does it render them non-legal tender? We weren't sure the other day

 

[Casually Red]

So does it render them non-legal tender? We weren't sure the other day

well i think defacing the queens image is actually treason, and im not sure abot the legal tender thing . Possibly .

 

[Jon-of-arc]

I stole a pen from a green party councillor. He may or may not have given me permission to steal the pen, but a stunning blow to bourgeois liberalism and local so-called democracy, none the less.

 

[Jon-of-arc]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Aren't plastic banknotes on their way?

On the old $5 Australian ones, Tipp-ex thinner made the queen's head disappear (or so I've heard...)

On their introduction, stay tuned for the results of experiments that will shake the establishment through the sheer genius of informal anarchist symbolism. CONSIDER THIS A WARNING.

 

[ViolentPanda]

So does it render them non-legal tender? We weren't sure the other day

No. A defaced or damaged coin or note is still legal tender.

 

[Lord Camomile]

No. A defaced or damaged coin or note is still legal tender.

Phew

 

[ViolentPanda]

well i think defacing the queens image is actually treason, and im not sure abot the legal tender thing . Possibly .

It's still on the statute books (as insulting the head of state, not treason), but nobody has been prosecuted since the 1950s IIRC. It hasn't been treason for about 200 years, and even then it was mostly used against coiners.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Today I 'liked' some pages on facebook that I don't actually like.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Upon hearing of the recent deaths of Bob Crow and Tony Benn I instantly took the internetz to bravely denounce them as reformist sell-outs.