Urban 75’s time is up

[moochedit]

Ah, so we can all visit his Lordship’s property?

Do we get a cucumber sandwich?

 

[Spymaster]

I'm quite happy with my land on Islay.

It's quite extensive a one square foot.

I might buy the 8 square feet surrounding it and deny you access.

 

[JimW]

I'm looking for a papal blessing to press my claim on the throne, anyone lands at Hastings with me can expect the barony of their choice once we've driven out whatever hairy native is currently in occupation. Also looking to hire a documentary tapestry maker if anyone's interested.

 

[Pickman's model]

I might buy the 8 square feet surrounding it and deny you access.

Aha but I might buy the 12 sq ft surrounding your land and build a short bridge to Sasaferrato's property

 

[Pickman's model]

Do we get a cucumber sandwich?

Sold from a small stall on Spymaster's land no doubt

 

[Spymaster]

Aha but I might buy the 12 sq ft surrounding your land and build a short bridge to Sasaferrato's property

You can't build a bridge over my land without permission. You'd need to airlift him in.

 

[Pickman's model]

You can't build a bridge over my land. You'd need to airlift him in.

He might step over your property without setting foot in it

 

[moochedit]

build a short bridge to

Better make sure no trolls hide under it

 

[Pickman's model]

Better make sure no trolls hide under it

There will always be trolls on Spymaster's land

 

[Spymaster]

He might step over your property without setting foot in it

My air defences will shoot him in the bollocks.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Are you allowed to go and holiday on your land?

Assuming I could actually find it, yes. It would be a time of being thankful for size 8 feet.

 

[Pickman's model]

My air defences will shoot him in the bollocks.

Your air defences better not intrude on my land or sasaferrato's realm

 

[moochedit]

Your air defences better not intrude on my land or sasaferrato's realm

Call a UN security council meeting

 

[JimW]

That single sod might make all the difference in the late winter fuel crisis if you get it cut and dried now, Sass. That's if you can deal with the other sort of sod denying access.

 

[two sheds]

Added complication of him and all his neighbouring landowners being pissed

 

[Sasaferrato]

That single sod might make all the difference in the late winter fuel crisis if you get it cut and dried now, Sass. That's if you can deal with the other sort of sod denying access.

There has been a resurgence of peat cutting on Islay. A lot of folk had the rights to a peat bog, but never worked it. Now they are. The folk who got the fires that feed the radiators* are quids in, especially where the bog is down to the black peat, when that dries you need a hammer to break it, it burns more like coal. With the controlled air flow the peat burns slowly.

*I don't know the proper name for these. It is a fireplace that is more like a stove, it has controlled air ingress. When the Council houses on Islay got upgraded, folk had the choice of these or storage heaters.

 

[Serge Forward]

Blimey that's expensive, you can become a Lord or Lady of Sealand for just £24.99.

I'm already a lord and here's the mug to prove it:


Xmas present from one of my sons

 

[Serge Forward]

I'm quite happy with my land on Islay.

It's quite extensive, one square foot.

It was a Laphroig promotional thing.

I drink quite a bit of Laphroaig and Mrs Forward keeps taking those one foot of land tickets off me. I'm not sure if she's got the land yet but I'm wondering... if she gets a sizable number of square feet (she's probably got about 60 sq ft already), will she be able to build on it?

 

[Supine]

Ah, so we can all visit his Lordship’s property?

We dig it up and move it to Brixton

 

[maomao]

Aha but I might buy the 12 sq ft surrounding your land and build a short bridge to Sasaferrato's property

16

 

[Pickman's model]

16

don't think i'd need the 4 corner ones, thus saving myself some money

 

[Elpenor]

You can't build a bridge over my land without permission. You'd need to airlift him in.

That would bring back happy memories for Sasaferrato of the 1948 Berlin airlift

 

[spitfire]

That would bring back happy memories for Sasaferrato of the 1948 Berlin airlift

Or we could launch him there with a trebuchet, no bridge required.

He probably has his old one out the back.

 

[spitfire]

Sasaferrato 's back garden recently.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Sasaferrato 's back garden recently.

Spymaster keeps dodging though!

 

[steveo87]

Sasaferrato 's back garden recently.

I'm no MAGA wanker, but Trump wouldstil be president if rheum turned up with one of those fuckers.

 

[moochedit]

he's tearing his herr out

I told him its von less thing to worry about

Gratuitous puns like that are frau'ned upon round here.

Yeah those puns are the wurst i ever heard.

 

[ouirdeaux]

Hey, at least they're not fish puns. All you have to do is mention shad, an' Freud might have something to say about the significance of it all.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Hey, at least they're not fish puns. All you have to do is mention shad, an' Freud might have something to say about the significance of it all.

indeed

this would not be the time or plaice for that

 

[Serge Forward]

Yeah those puns are the wurst i ever heard.

Should be sent to the punitentuary.