DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
but they have electric eyes, as Worral Thompson found out to his gingery dismay.
Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions
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but they have electric eyes, as Worral Thompson found out to his gingery dismay.
My understanding is that you don't actually have to use the cards to purchase anything. According to all my loyalty cards i'm a Doctor. It is good for complaining. "We apologise for any inconvenience sir." "I believe you mean we apologise for any inconvenience Doctor"
'Doctor' isn't analogous to 'sir' though.
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
At the self service till in sainsburies I'm gonna to pass off a cinnamon and raisin bagel as a significantly cheaper plain roll. 36p expropriated right there! 
I'm talking to a manager at Tesco.
A huge number of DVD's weigh the same. Just saying.At the self service till in sainsburies I'm gonna to pass off a cinnamon and raisin bagel as a significantly cheaper plain roll. 36p expropriated right there!
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Dreadful oik, is he?
The one's I worked for were almost all utter wankers. If I can make their day a fraction as unpleasant as they made those of a lot of the other staff I'll be happy.
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
Individual Bagels and plain individual rolls are all the same price, your ignorance of this and nefarious intent exposé you as a faux disant petty bourgeois dilletanteAt the self service till in sainsburies I'm gonna to pass off a cinnamon and raisin bagel as a significantly cheaper plain roll. 36p expropriated right there!
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
Okay, er I meant those cheese and tomato swirly thingies. They're about double the pwice.
At work I encouraged a colleague to take a cautious, workload increasing approach (as opposed to the quick and easy option) to a problem, thus throwing a spanner in the gears of commerces apparent perpetual motion.
Later on, I encouraged the same colleague to take the quick, easy and, dare I say it, sloppy approach (as opposed to the cautious work intensive approach) to a very similar problem, thus further contributing to the "fast buck" culture of financial services which so very nearly caused our monetary system to collapse in 2008.
System 0 - 2 Urbanz.
Later on, I encouraged the same colleague to take the quick, easy and, dare I say it, sloppy approach (as opposed to the cautious work intensive approach) to a very similar problem, thus further contributing to the "fast buck" culture of financial services which so very nearly caused our monetary system to collapse in 2008.
System 0 - 2 Urbanz.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Spat on the wall outside of the so-called 'Job Centre'. Normally I hate spitting but had built up a good head of phlegm by riding the bike of non conformity while helmetless and on the pavement.
one step at a time.
one step at a time.
Corax
Luke 5:16
I regularly tell it I've used two of my own bags when in fact it's only one, therefore redistributing 0.5p worth of nectar-point capital.At the self service till in sainsburies I'm gonna to pass off a cinnamon and raisin bagel as a significantly cheaper plain roll. 36p expropriated right there!
SpineyNorman
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I have taken to picking my nose and flicking the bogies onto the floor as an individual act of sabotage against the tissue industry.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Thusly doing the Toilet Paper workers out of the valid sale of the produce that serves ares, noses and spittings alike.
free spirit
more tea vicar?
stayed up late again on a work night chatting shit on urban. Take that society.
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
Today at work I used my name badge from last year, which carried the logo of the Paralympics. This are forbidden as after the event is over Sainsburys no longer licence to display it.
I thus delivered a blow to our throwaway disposable capitalist culture and threatened my employers with expensive legal action
I thus delivered a blow to our throwaway disposable capitalist culture and threatened my employers with expensive legal action
SpineyNorman
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This morning I went to the shop for 20 Lamberts but they didn't have them in stock. So I didn't buy any - that'll teach the bastards 
fractionMan
Custom Title
Today I checked my personal email before my work email, boldly sticking my finger up to the man. More to follow.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Blatantly posting to this thread during a departmental briefing.
fractionMan
Custom Title
I was about to post how I am arguing about cheese instead of implementing a GWT CellTable, but it's not vegan cheese and therefore not properly anarchist enough. The revolution has been put back a day 
nino_savatte
No pasaran!
I left the toilet seat up.
barney_pig
Po-cha-na-quar-hip
Check your privilege manarchist!I was about to post how I am arguing about cheese instead of implementing a GWT CellTable, but it's not vegan cheese and therefore not properly anarchist enough. The revolution has been put back a day
el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/jwmoz/7727902000/
NO ROCKET SALAD WILL REMAIN UNSHAT IN! THIS WILL CONTINUE!
NO ROCKET SALAD WILL REMAIN UNSHAT IN! THIS WILL CONTINUE!
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Packaged and ready to eat. Someone call Oaten
butchersapron
Bring back hanging
MellySingsDoom
Decimated by the shrapnel of his rhetoric
Pretty sure I went to an Untamed Desires night at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern 
Nigel Irritable
Five, Ten, Fifteen Years
It strikes me that calling yourselves the Untouchable Cell of Revenge is tempting fate a bit as far as getting caught is concerned.
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