Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[DotCommunist]

I haven't ironed any pf my clothes since I left school.

I don't even buy clothes that require ironing. Life is too short. Some mad heads iron their fucking smalls! really.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

I have ironed a crease into this shirt in the wrong place to subvert The Man's hegemony of office worker drone fascist uniform.

 

[Pickman's model]

I have ironed a crease into this shirt in the wrong place to subvert The Man's hegemony of office worker drone fascist uniform.

now thrust the hot iron against your hand and burn yourself so you don't have to do any fascist work

 

[DotCommunist]

now thrust the hot iron against your hand and burn yourself so you don't have to do any fascist work

you can't hold a rifle after doing propaganda of the third degree burns to your hands

 

[Fez909]

I have ironed a crease into this shirt in the wrong place to subvert The Man's hegemony of office worker drone fascist uniform.

You're still allowing The Man to define the terms of your existence. Take two creases...or more! The world is ours for the taking

 

[editor]

And now this account's 3rd ever like after 10 years! But I can't be bought off.

Hi Wilf. As you know, two accounts aren't allowed, so I'll be closing this one right now for you.

 

[Fez909]

I'm organizing a protest in support of comrade 4thwrite and his unjust expulsion and attempted silencing by The Man

 

[ska invita]

instead of oyster i buy a travelcard everyday for work and give it away at the end of the day - adds a nice punchline to the end of the working day, people really love being given a free travelcard

 

[D'wards]

I refuse to shave my hairy back, thus rejecting societies views that smooth is beautiful, and foiling the male grooming industry. Unfortunately has the side-effect of disgusting females everywhere - from the leftiest trot to the right wing facist - its the one true leveller

 

[nutnut]

Wotcha peeps. Just been released from Goodmayes Funny Farm.
I am now ' normal ' (tee hee).
Keep up the good work A.W. !!!

 

[captain acab]

i had a lie in this morning thanks to unemployment. take that, capitalism

 

[JTG]

i had a lie in this morning thanks to unemployment. take that, capitalism

Were your blinds down?

 

[idumea]

I refuse to shave my hairy back, thus rejecting societies views that smooth is beautiful, and foiling the male grooming industry. Unfortunately has the side-effect of disgusting females everywhere - from the leftiest trot to the right wing facist - its the one true leveller

i like a hairy bloke. don't think it's that uncommon. *fist bump* ONWARDS COMRADE, body fascism won't unfuck itself

 

[nutnut]

I refuse to shave my hairy back, thus rejecting societies views that smooth is beautiful, and foiling the male grooming industry. Unfortunately has the side-effect of disgusting females everywhere - from the leftiest trot to the right wing facist - its the one true leveller

I

I quite like ' disgusting females '.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yesterday I let rip with a massive and foul "silent but deadly" in the corridor of a London teaching hospital.

Take that, you medical establishment bastards!!

 

[nutnut]

Pedant. " Silent but Violent " as opposed to " Loud but Proud " .

 

[Brixton Hatter]

I gained free access to the 20p 'public' toilets at Liverpool Street station by pulling the turnstile backwards and slipping through the gap. On my way out, I taught two youngsters how to do it, thereby ensuring the passage of valuable skills & knowledge, and securing the revolution for future generations.

 

[barney_pig]

Watched doc martin, but ignored plot in favour of just looking at views of Cornwall. Take that fascist concepts of narrativism

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

At a Doctor Seuss exhibit they invited people to post comments on a tree with ideas on how people could be greener. I put "overthrow capitalism" on a post-it and put it on the tree.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

Watched doc martin, but ignored plot in favour of just looking at views of Cornwall. Take that fascist concepts of narrativism

I do the same thing. Didn't realize I was sticking it to "the man" too.

 

[CNT36]

Watched doc martin, but ignored plot in favour of just looking at views of Cornwall. Take that fascist concepts of narrativism

May I recommend this - [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wycliffe_(TV_series)[/URL]

 

[fractionMan]

Ruthlessly exploited notions of decency and bought everything in ny basket for less than half price in waitrose.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Ruthlessly exploited notions of decency and bought everything in ny basket for less than half price in waitrose.

Never Knowingly Undersouled

 

[CNT36]

Ruthlessly exploited notions of decency and bought everything in ny basket for less than half price in waitrose.

I weighed Bananas that were bagged and being sold for a pound at the self service checkout at a prole supermarket and kept 47p out of the hands of the capitalist bastards.

 

[eatmorecheese]

I weighed Bananas that were bagged and being sold for a pound at the self service checkout at a prole supermarket and kept 47p out of the hands of the capitalist bastards.

I regularly snap the stalks off heads of broccoli before weighing and THIS WILL CONTINUE.

 

[fredfelt]

I make a point of paying for my shopping in cash. This is because despite not having any 'loyality' cards 'they' continue to collate data on me based on my bank details.

However I noticed a new coffee machine in my local Waitrose yesterday. If you are a member of their club you get free coffee. This tangible benefit may well be enough to lure me into the club. However I'll investigate the system to see if I can get free coffee while remaining anonymous.

 

[Pickman's model]

I make a point of paying for my shopping in cash. This is because despite not having any 'loyality' cards 'they' continue to collate data on me based on my bank details.

However I noticed a new coffee machine in my local Waitrose yesterday. If you are a member of their club you get free coffee. This tangible benefit may well be enough to lure me into the club. However I'll investigate the system to see if I can get free coffee while remaining anonymous.

i generally pay in cash because i like to pay a cashier rather than use my card in a faceless machine.

 

[Pickman's model]

I make a point of paying for my shopping in cash. This is because despite not having any 'loyality' cards 'they' continue to collate data on me based on my bank details.

However I noticed a new coffee machine in my local Waitrose yesterday. If you are a member of their club you get free coffee. This tangible benefit may well be enough to lure me into the club. However I'll investigate the system to see if I can get free coffee while remaining anonymous.

mind they don't get you in THE club

 

[DaveCinzano]

i generally pay in cash because i like to pay a cashier rather than use my card in a faceless machine.

Your machines don't have faces? How quaint! I thought modern London was meant to be all robot butlers, hover boots and space blanket man-nappies these days.

 

[Pickman's model]

Your machines don't have faces? How quaint! I thought modern London was meant to be all robot butlers, hover boots and space blanket man-nappies these days.

you're thinking of scifi london, modern london's very different

btw MY machines have faces, WAITROSE'S machines don't