Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[the button]

http://objectivechance.com/automatic_insurrection

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Every smashed window is a refusal to make demands, a blow against the temporality of the mileu, a recognition of the immanent teleology inherent in the articulation of desiring-bodies. To those who deride the inoperative ecstasy in a c-clamped pushbar or a burning dumpster, we propose nothing less than to negate their compulsive fossilization of our desires, with every weapon at our disposal. In the setting forth of becomings, we reject those who would have us give up the radical joy of insurrection for the catastrophe of activism. We must destroy all humanism—for once and for all.

 

[love detective]

Panegyric for Thompson, Bone, Hall, Ruggiero, Gramsci, Negri, Jackson, Linebaugh, Franks, and Douglass (TBHRGNJLFD)

 

[butchersapron]

Do you want a job at the PCS? FUCK YEAH!

 

[butchersapron]

Panegyric for Thompson, Bone, Hall, Ruggiero, Gramsci, Negri, Jackson, Linebaugh, Franks, and Douglass (TBHRGNJLFD)

Went to his funeral - great bloke.

 

[barney_pig]

'The Man' once asked me for directions to Tescos - but I gave him directions to Lidl; In your face Capitalism!

 

[barney_pig]

the police were all over our area today, I stood at my gate and stared! Quis custodes ipsos custodiet!

 

[Pickman's model]

the police were all over our area today, I stood at my gate and stared! Quis custodes ipsos custodiet!

quidem

 

[chilango]

It's all coming out now mate.

It's not all coming out for a couple of hours yet. On "the continent" we don't have our tea till later.

 

[Citizen66]

Today I ran over a sleeping policeman.

 

[8115]

I pressed the button when I was already crossing the road today, needlessly holding up a car that came along.

 

[8115]

Also, every time that Morrisons advert where they're all sitting round the table eating jubilee food comes on, I say "fuck sake".

 

[DaveCinzano]

I pressed the button when I was already crossing the road today, needlessly holding up a car that came along.

"STOP TOUCHING ME"

 

[8115]

"STOP TOUCHING ME"

Who's that?

 

[DaveCinzano]

Who's that?

 

[8115]

Go on then, educate me

 

[DaveCinzano]

Go on then, educate me

If I were to tell you then I would be vulnerable to reprisal attacks from the Anarchists Ov Praxis

 

[8115]

Is it Chomsky a long time ago?

 

[Mephitic]

.

 

[lizzieloo]

Who's that?

Telly Savalas

 

[8115]

Thanks.

 

[JHE]

Who's that?

I know foucault about these things, but I reckon it's some bald Frenchman.

 

[lizzieloo]

Mine was better

 

[danny la rouge]

Is it Chomsky a long time ago?

Matt Lukus when he was fighting weight.

 

[DrRingDing]

IAF/CoRF sabotage in Royal Wooten Bassett​

Communique/ claim of responsibility​

Royal Wooten Bassett section Informal Anarchist Federation/ Cells of Righteous Fury​

Last night, the 28th of may, comrades of the IAF/CoRF smashed the bourgeois illusion of social peace with a series of attacks against the heart of the capitalist beast in Royal Wooten Bassett.
Like zoo animals, caged by civilization and the slave-society, our rage - focussed with the revolutionary spirit of indignant hatred - we smashed through the cage of contemporary society -imaginating and articulizing our own untamed fury.
Our first target was a BT phone box. We demand rage and retribution against those that would take our own words and conversations - whispered promises and shared dreams of love, solidarity and revolt - and turn them into yet another grey, electric commodity. Death to the capitalist communication thieves!
Disabling the phone box proved a simple task. Using gum - chewed, colourless and discarded like so many tamed, lifeless worker-drones - we quickly and silently disabled the coin slot.

Our next target was Mothercare. The front of the store was re-decorated as a reminder to bourgeois, conformist parents that we are the uncontrollable ones, who will never submit to familial servility and allow you to trample us with your fascist dreams of homework, trust funds and 'normal' haircuts.

Capitalists, fascists, parents - you will never domesticate us or quell the revolutionary spirit of insurrection that refusal to accept this 'reality' of conformity, paltry pocket money and boredom has striven to instil in us.

For social chaos and the actualization and dispersement of the rage that separates us from the docile worker bees, happily accepting, and re-affirming their exploitation by submitting themselves to the daily indignity of employment.

Against the organizational anarchists. Fire to their dream of a unified and radical working class. For every sheep they try to herd, we kneecap a wolf.

FREEDOM FOR EAT AND BILLY // HANDS OFF TORTUGA!!
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We will strike again. Probably at the Olympics.​

Pinched off someone on that that there T'interweb.

 

[frogwoman]

I did a poo and didn't flush the toilet. Death to the bourgeois conformists who want to dictate where the free floating poo can land!

 

[frogwoman]

I took sweets from a child and ate them myself, thus breaking the link between consumerism and the child's love of sweets, which should go unsatisfied by money.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Your revolutionary self-criticism is becoming, comrade.

I fear for you, brother Panda. If that way of "thinking" continues, you may find yourself admiring Baroness Warsi for reporting herself, and I may be required to troll you.

 

[ViolentPanda]

I fear for you, brother Panda. If that way of "thinking" continues, you may find yourself admiring Baroness Warsi for reporting herself, and I may be required to troll you.

Are you calling me a crypto-Tory, comrade?

 

[UrbaneFox]

Are you calling me a crypto-Tory, comrade?

You would distract me from revealing the fact that I told the Chinese boss of the massage place that I couldn't afford to pay for six neck rubs in advance, thus getting one free. In fact I could but I didn't want to.

 

[Pickman's model]

i think a lot of you mistake being anti-social to other toilet users or to small children as being informally anarchist. surely the essence of informal anarchism is incivility if not rudeness to other people using public services. if frogwoman had left a dump in a toilet on a train i think we'd all be applauding her courageous blow struck in the neverending fight against 'the man'.