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Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

I skilfully and wittily denounced St.Patrick's Day (Paledick's Day more like!) as a de facto glorification of White Privilege while labelling everyone else as anti-irish bigots over exaggerated, imagined and (one or two) real instances of stereotyping of the Irish as booze-sodden braindead craven catholic peasant wankers.
 
I'm going to be a bit lazy at work today, thereby ruining the Government's attempts to enrich themselves via 'sustainable growth' and totally screwing Gideon's budget before he's even opened his red box.
 
Today I furthered my campaign of bringing down Tesco's share price and obstructing the flow of global capital by once again telling the self service checkout that my cinnamon bun was a ring doughnut.

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There's a really awkward cobbled bit of pavement/driveway near where I live which I find slightly uncomfortable to walk on. In order to avoid this discomfort, every time i pass that section and for as long as I'm feeling rebellious, I walk along the yellow lines on the road. Yellow lines don't hold me back.
 
I also downloaded a film about inequality today and therefore dealt a crushing blow on two fronts. Downloading the film meant I undermined and rebelled against capitalist intellectual property laws. A further thumb in the eye was dealt by the fact I circumnavigated capitalist propaganda usually dispensed through indoctrination centres, 'schools,' by educating myself about how and why inequality is created through unregulated free markets.
 
This morning I resisted Waitrose's attempts to collect personal data and promote consumerism and brand loyalty via the medium of free coffee. Instead, I struck a blow against capitalism by going to work late and using my boss's coffee, water, electric and internet but not doing any work.
 
I dropped three tabs of acid into a reservoir, thus bringing psychic awakening to hundreds of thousands of people and undermining the capitalist stranglehold on the public imagination.
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In homoeopathic terms that will surely have the opposite effect.
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