Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[Doctor Carrot]

By repeatedly posting the same link to the same collection of individual acts of anarchy you're not being true radicals or acting in solidarity. You're simply upholding the oppressive, alienating, repetitive and stupefying division of labour in the capitalist mode of production. You all make me want to be sick in my beret.

 

[ViolentPanda]

and so on...

Your hand has turned pink and masculine!!

 

[ViolentPanda]

By repeatedly posting the same link to the same collection of individual acts of anarchy you're not being true radicals or acting in solidarity. You're simply upholding the oppressive, alienating, repetitive and stupefying division of labour in the capitalist mode of production. You all make me want to be sick in my beret.

It's all that berets are good for, comrade.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Today I have rejected cis-normativity and made a small move to becoming genderqueer by reading Mumsnet.

 

[DotCommunist]

Today I have rejected cis-normativity and made a small move to becoming genderqueer by reading Mumsnet.

did you find the penis beaker thread

 

[Fozzie Bear]

did you find the penis beaker thread

Alas not. Although that may be just as well as I am also subverting capitalist relations by doing this at work.

 

[CNT36]

I do this type of economic sabotage and anti capitalist resource redistribution action regularly, and not just in Costa. I go one further though and take 2 cups, hiding one inside the other . Not only does it stop it burning my poor hands with their insanely skimpy non heat resistant cups, it means I can pull the old switcheroo the next morning and take my own coffee to work in a disposable cup . With capitalists picking up the tab for my naked self indulgence.

When I worked with children with disabilities they all wanted to go to fucking Mcdonalds. They run a scheme that if you collect 6 stickers from the sides of cups you got a free hot drink. I used to use various tactics to get an extra cup at time of purchase and get to unused stickers before the staff had a chance to throw them away. A particular means of redistribution was to pierce the bottom of a cup after removing the sticker and asking for a second in order to prevent spillage. This worked well however with the capitalist enterprise getting ever closer to ruin. Little did I know the forces of reaction were soon to score a victory. A colleague after witnessing this upwards of a dozen times decided to join the struggle. He pierced his cup using his door key and headed to the counter cup in hand. He asked for a second cup. He put out his hand and a second cup was just out of his grasp. The person at the counter paused, stared my comrade straight in the eye, smirked then removed the sticker from the cup before handing him the now almost worthless cup. The struggle ended that day in hushed whispers behind the counter.

 

[Mation]

Your hand has turned pink and masculine!!

I'm subverting patriarchal imperialist race and gender stereotypes.

 

[heinous seamus]

I threw stones at a McDonalds today.

 

[Casually Red]

and so on...

oooooo....nice watch strap

Ben Sherman ?

 

[Frankie Jack]

Urban75 anarchists..?? phffft..

 

[Riklet]

today i refused to look at various beautiful women in the street, so as to challenge the hetronormative orthadoxy which prevails through the male gaze.

 

[iona]

Today I fought back against the oppression of patriarchy and gender stereotypes by telling my mum's boyfriend which rawlplugs to buy.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Yesterday I fought back against the tyranny of bourgeois expectations by putting food waste (the skin of a garlic clove) in the non-food waste bin.

 

[ViolentPanda]

dp

 

[Mation]

oooooo....nice watch strap

Ben Sherman ?

I've no idea. That's not my hand!

 

[Casually Red]

I've no idea. That's not my hand!

nice one, theyll never track you down now

 

[Greebo]

Loaded the washing machine with two trouser suits, one of them was labelled "dry clean only" - just say "no" to tetrachloromethane.

 

[Wilf]

Last night my computer told me to update the virusguard. I DID'NT.
I will though, later, just to be on the safe side.

 

[butchersapron]

Last night my computer told me to update the virusguard. I DID'NT.
I will though, later, just to be on the safe side.

What if it was libertarian virus tricking you into some crass-example of clone-evolutionary behaviour?

 

[8ball]

Loaded the washing machine with two trouser suits, one of them was labelled "dry clean only" - just say "no" to tetrachloromethane.

It's been banned for a while so you should be ok.

 

[chilango]

Nutritionists shake in your boots!

Today, militants from the Bando Mitsugoru Commando struck a blow against the Hygiene-Industrial complex in solidarity with all them chavs and that who eat from Iceland or Tesco value or something and ate a plate of reheated rice.

jambalaya actually.

A Girl called Jack! One more step if you want to be a true revolutionary.

This will continue!

(Well it would, if there was any left, but it's tortilla Espanola tomorrow anyway.)

 

[Greebo]

It's been banned for a while so you should be ok.

Which shows just how long it is since I last took anything to be drycleaned.

 

[fredfelt]

Recently I became aware that when you shop in Sainsburys they often give you a token for a couple of quid off your next shop. I don't often shop there so on my last visit I piled up the majority of my shopping and put the rest after the next customer marker.

Paid for the first log, got a discount and used it immediately as a discount of the second lot of shopping.

Additionally, they used to let people put their club cards in these next customer markers - for me being in a supermarket club is a step too far but as a small act of civil disobedience I'd offer my points to anyone waiting behind me proudly displaying their card in the next customer marker.

 

[Dogsauce]

Always shit in the first class bogs on the train, and never flush. Let's make things slightly more discomforting for the wealthy at every opportunity.

 

[tim]

Always shit in the first class bogs on the train, and never flush. Let's make things slightly more discomforting for the wealthy at every opportunity.

Shit in the cisterns of the rich and powerful and wait for nature to take its course.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Shit in the cisterns of the rich and powerful and wait for nature to take its course.

I'm incredibly proud to be able to say I've genuinely done that (and everyone who knows and is close to me is probably equally ashamed )

Those of us in the know call it 'top decking'

 

[SpineyNorman]

You can't beat the cistern, go with the flow!

 

[Orang Utan]

I'm incredibly proud to be able to say I've genuinely done that (and everyone who knows and is close to me is probably equally ashamed )

Those of us in the know call it 'top decking'

LOL
but who has to clear that up?
Not Lord or Lady Moneybags is it?

 

[DotCommunist]

LOL
but who has to clear that up?
Not Lord or Lady Moneybags is it?

it is expensive when they have to hire a plumber to clear out the shit-clogged cistern though.

a top-decking with sufficient and sufficiently vile fecal matter is beyond the purview of a cleaner