Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[DotCommunist]

Saw a "YIELD" sign. Refused!

I was walking at the time mind you.

I often see signs proclaiming 'Give way to the right' to which I respond 'No Pasaran!'.

now on my third wrecked motor in as many months

 

[friedaweed]

I went on strike today but was so stealth about it they will still have to pay me

 

[Flavour]

Today I struck a blow against the Italian State by not paying any tax on some work I did, in solidarity with the NO TAV activists imprisoned since 9 December 2013 on charges of terrorism for protesting at a construction site in Chiomonte against the construction of a high-speed rail line between France and Italy, and ergo, against the ever freer and faster flow of international capital! We will not pay for the State's crimes! Free Everyone!

 

[Citizen66]

What happens with the unpaid tax? Hopefully it's funnelled into some support fund for the prisoners or other social project.

 

[maomao]

Tories campaigning outside my local train station today. On the way to Lidl and back I managed to tell two to fuck off right up in their faces, elbowed another one in the ribs from behind (he was blocking the pavement) and then went round the corner and coughed up a big greenie all over the handle of their campaign car. I had previously been in a shitty mood today.

 

[Citizen66]

Good bump

I was thinking of this thread recently and now can't remember why

 

[Orang Utan]

I ate my KitKat like this:

take that, capitalism and all its rules.

 

[BigTom]

I've taken a £5 interest free loan from the petty cash at work until payday rather than going to wonga or into an overdraft, thereby striking a blow against the forces of international finance capital.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

I didn't have enough money for the bus, but I used my Oyster card anyway (fuck the system!) enabling an emergency fare, and resulting in an interest-free loan from Transport for London of £1.40 and a massive redistribution of wealth from the Government to the people.

(In future, I might not even top the card up again, leaving me quids in against the forces of state capital - SUCKERS!)

 

[DaveCinzano]

I didn't have enough money for the bus, but I used my Oyster card anyway (fuck the system!) enabling an emergency fare, and resulting in an interest-free loan from Transport for London of £1.40 and a massive redistribution of wealth from the Government to the people.

(In future, I might not even top the card up again, leaving me quids in against the forces of state capital - SUCKERS!)

Don't you have to pay a £5 deposit when you first get an Oyster though?

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Don't you have to pay a £5 deposit when you first get an Oyster though?

I got the card ages ago when it was actually only £2. So I'm a mere 60p down.

I therefore plan a glorious action where I will travel out of zone to a station with no ticket barriers…and back again. This will probably bankrupt them.

 

[DaveCinzano]

I got the card ages ago when it was actually only £2.

According to TfL they were originally free, then £3, then £5... I smell a rat!

 

[ViolentPanda]

I ordered four passport forms from the passport office when I only needed two.
Take that, The Man's postal costs!

 

[Casually Red]

I was having a fag out the back of the pub last night and somebody had left a single game in the poker machine . I hit the button and got it up to about 60p . Decoded I'd throw in 50p so I could take it out at a quid , doubling my money . Ay Caramba ...a nifty hold on hearts and up came the royal flipping flush . 50 smackeroos ....into my flipping pocket . 51 actually...I got another win when playing it down to 50 .

That has to be a victory over the man in some shape or form .

 

[Greebo]

Yesterday a small reviving bottle of scotch was shared on the underground between several people, and it tasted all the better for it. Take that, Boris!

 

[Flavour]

You people need to remember with whom you are in solidarity when you commit these actions. It's not enough to just go around ripping off public transport. There are prisoners of the state out there who have been all the way for the cause, and got nicked for it too. They remain as burning fires in our hearts, inspiring our actions, perhaps setting a bad example in terms of "getting away with it" but glorious all the same.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Yesterday a small reviving bottle of scotch was shared on the underground between several people, and it tasted all the better for it. Take that, Boris!

 

[Casually Red]

Yesterday a small reviving bottle of scotch was shared on the underground between several people, and it tasted all the better for it. Take that, Boris!

Some years ago me and the brother openly downed cans of lager on a near empty tube while heading in the direction of the Barbican . The only other passenger was some city looking type in a gaberdine mac..who held up his newspaper in front of his face so he couldn't see us .

Back of the net .

 

[bi0boy]

I used my polling card to help clear up some cat sick, so I am going to vote without it thereby causing the polling station staff to waste time looking up my name leading to other voters waiting behind me and becoming dispirited with the whole process.

 

[SpineyNorman]

I've got to work today even though it's a bank holiday. So I'm gonna spend all day doing a foreigner on a bathroom for twice as much money as I normally get for the day, net result is that capital is paying for my Labour three times over. Might even top deck the toilet in the bathroom if the bloke whose house it is looks like a capitalist.

THIS WILL CONTINUE

 

[Blagsta]

On my driving lesson, my instructor told me to turn right. I refused and moved further left.

Take that you bourgeois middle of the road conformist!

 

[shifting gears]

A Conservative propaganda leaflet dropped through the door today, addressed to the previous tenant.

Quick as a flash I scrawled on it 'return to sender - no longer at this address' , and then, after a moments consideration, added "#tory scum" , thereby ensuring said correspondence was returned at their expense, negatively impacting on their coffers, whilst also bruising their frail egos at an already stressful time.

In your face, vermin scum!

 

[tufty79]

Put my online supermarket order in, knowing i won't have the funds in my bank to cover it til next week. They dropped it all off just now, and included an unordered and uncharged pack of garlic baguettes, and a bottle of champagne as part of my 'customer journey'. I may never log in to 'validate my payment details' again

 

[BigTom]

I found out that if you're getting married you ahve to post a notice on the computer in the registery office, and anyone can object. Therefore I am now going to spend my weekends objecting to every marraige with the objection: MARRIAGE IS A BOURGEOIS PATRIARCHAL INSTITUTION thereby prevent any marriages from happening, maybe.

 

[DotCommunist]

its easier to turn up at the 'does any here present' bit and claim 'She is my wife!'


they'll have to cancel the wedding and you'll get a kicking from the groom and his henchmen

 

[SpineyNorman]

Had to move a big sofa for work yesterday that was too big for the works van and the only thing we could get it in was the owner's range rover. So I took it in that but just before I handed the keys back I did a massive 3 mile island full English breakfast fart that is probably still lingering in there as I type.

 

[J Ed]

Every day now I have to walk to work past Billy Bragg's stupid face because he is playing some festival or something here. I keep meaning to steal a marker from work so I can write 'cunt' on his millionaire forehead but I always forget about it until I see the face again

 

[Artaxerxes]

Got a letter from Barclay card for the previous tenant asking them to sign up for a new card.

Shoved the entire contents in the free post envelope they kindly included with it and will post it back unsigned.

 

[Dogsauce]

Drew a picture for the queen on my bike to hasten the collapse of the monarchy:

 

[ViolentPanda]

Drew a picture for the queen on my bike to hasten the collapse of the monarchy:


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TBF it'd have been better if you could have also done a stream of piss heading toward Buck House.