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With the approaching Tory party conference I remember a couple of years ago I was in Manchester and walking past the conference centre and there where a bunch outside giving out leaflets. As I walked past I accidentally kicked over a cup of coffee one of them had on the floor.
 
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That sounds like a rather formal action, VP, I remind you that this thread is for informal actions only.

Today I struck another blow against the coffers of the Italian State by choosing to go shopping at the market where nobody gives you a receipt or pays taxes on their earnings. Fuck you, State! We will not pay!
 
I considered going to Cafe Rouge as a gesture of solidarity with France. I didn't in the end. I went to Pizza Express 'cos their children's menu s better. but still it's the thought that counts, no?

Take that soi dissant Islamic State!
 
I considered going to Cafe Rouge as a gesture of solidarity with France. I didn't in the end. I went to Pizza Express 'cos their children's menu s better. but still it's the thought that counts, no?

Take that soi dissant Islamic State!

Pizza Express is still foreign food, so you've made a clear statement there that you're against xenophobia and are supportive of migrants.
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I'm sorry chilango but that's just not fucking good enough. Pizza Express, as you bloody well know, was started by Englishman from Peterborough and sold last year to an enormous Chinese private equity firm.

FUCK YOU PIZZA EXPRESS

Long Live The Pizzeria Of The Streets!!!

 
A certain fairly major train station that I use has been really pissing me off recently by locking doors that I sometimes use to take a short cut, that others can use to avoid ticket inspections, and which are all labeled as emergency exits. Obviously it is all about saving money by trying to stop fare dodgers, without staffing all the exits. But as any fucking idiot knows, you don't lock emergency exits! And without going into details, considering the location of them, I think keeping them locked could potentially be incredibly dangerous. So one day I found myself with a little time to kill on the station so decided to have a word with someone about it. The answer I eventually got was (I shit you not) 'in an emergency they will be unlocked'.

I let it go, but a few weeks ago a great big sign appeared in front of another bank of exits saying they would now be kept permanently locked. So on the train home that night, I did a bit of googling and sent a quick email off to the ORR. I figured nothing would ever come of it, but it gave me a little release. But I have just had the following response. Some information has been redacted to protect the innocent, well me.

Thank you for your email of 29th February regarding locked fire exits at x

Your concern was passed to our safety team who have probed the situation with x. They have also liaised with x Fire Department as emergency exits are enforced by them and we are interested in the safe evacuation of the station. We asked x Fire department to visit and reassure themselves and us that the new magnetic locks on the doors were safe.

The fire department were not reassured, and so, both ORR and x Fire department visited the station. In the wake of that joint visit, x Fire have advised x to leave the emergency exits open to enable risk assessments and other associated actions to be carried out. The fire department have also raised other matters with x and will be following them up and advising us of the outcome.

Our Inspector, who was involved in the joint visit, has written to the Managing Director of x outlining his concerns and we await their response. We continue to liaise with the fire department, but they are the primary enforcing authority. If you wish to be kept informed or need further information then please contact x

Thank you for bringing this matter to ORR's attention.
Take that you capitalist pig dogs.
 
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I got the card ages ago when it was actually only £2. So I'm a mere 60p down.

I therefore plan a glorious action where I will travel out of zone to a station with no ticket barriers…and back again. This will probably bankrupt them.

I did this today. However, I felt conflicted as whilst I reduced Southwest Trains profits, I increased those of my evil bosses who would have reimbused me for the extra zones I had to travel through.
 
An estate didn't take their 'To Let' board away after letting a property adjacent to a friends of mine. My friend call the agent and passed their call around, assumingly because they couldn't be bothered to remove the board.

Shortly after this graffiti was written on the board to the effect that the estate agents don't return deposits. As a concerned party I emailed a picture of the defaced board to the estate agents. The next day the board was removed - and I was even thanked for bringing the matter to their attention.

Result!
 
Yesterday, whilst crossing the road at traffic lights, I noticed the van (actually was a minibus) at the front was liveried "immigration enforcement" with the home office logo. As I walked in front of them I gave the two uniformed people sat in front the middle finger. Solidarity with all migrants facing deportation!
 
Yesterday, whilst crossing the road at traffic lights, I noticed the van (actually was a minibus) at the front was liveried "immigration enforcement" with the home office logo. As I walked in front of them I gave the two uniformed people sat in front the middle finger. Solidarity with all migrants facing deportation!

Excellent action Fellow Worker. :D :thumbs:
 
Excellent action Fellow Worker. :D :thumbs:

I am confident that the resulting collapse in morale will lead these two to realise their place in the system and leave the home office, precipitating a collapse in the "immigration enforcement" section as more and more recognise that they too are Fellow Workers and must not do their comrades down. Without any workers, there can be no enforcement! Open borders for all! Revolution is just around the corner Comrade!!
 
I am confident that the resulting collapse in morale will lead these two to realise their place in the system and leave the home office, precipitating a collapse in the "immigration enforcement" section as more and more recognise that they too are Fellow Workers and must not do their comrades down. Without any workers, there can be no enforcement! Open borders for all! Revolution is just around the corner Comrade!!

*Leaps to feet clenching fist in solidarity, spills tea*
 
I have a job interview next week, and rather than book the time as holiday I plan to pull a sicky on the day, striking a blow to the carefully balanced staff resourcing schedule so important to the modern day gulags known as "call centres". Take that, investment bank industry!
 
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