Urban 75 Informal Anarchist Actions

[HoratioCuthbert]

I haven't signed into universal jobmatch for three fucking days straight maaan. I'm going to blame trapped on westray twice even though i was only trapped there once earlier in the week, no internet three chee or nothing.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

The other day I supported a service user to shoplift some sweets. He couldn't afford them but rather than see him disappointed I winked and looked way as he pocketed them. I hereby congratulate Tescos on their new commitment to social care.

I sneaked a service user three fingers of smirnoff black label vodka on christmas day, the chef had a stash in the kitchen. True story. It ended up being her last christmas and she really enjoyed being part of a covert getting very slightly tipsy plan that only a handful of sound carers were in on. Happy days!

 

[Jon-of-arc]

I haven't signed into universal jobmatch for three fucking days straight maaan. I'm going to blame trapped on westray twice even though i was only trapped there once earlier in the week, no internet three chee or nothing.

Worst internet site EVAH!

 

[Flavour]

I saw a fascist sticker on a lamppost today so I ripped it off and threw it in a bin. It had that logo of the refugees running that we all know from the "refugees welcome - bring your families" poster but they were being chased by a sort of medieval knight, and the sticker said "Islamists not welcome"

 

[Artaxerxes]

Accidentally walked out of Tesco without paying at all ran back like a bourgeoisie fool when I realised and the staff monkey whistled after me.


Was tired and focused on swiping clubcard in the shitty pain in the arse self service machine...

 

[CNT36]

Accidentally walked out of Tesco without paying at all ran back like a bourgeoisie fool when I realised and the staff monkey whistled after me.


Was tired and focused on swiping clubcard in the shitty pain in the arse self service machine...

I have done this numerous times at garages on long night drives.

 

[sihhi]

Congratulations to the informal anarchist action railway cell using summer Ramadan fasting to dent Great Western's profitability by no service for days and repair work all round.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I saw a fascist sticker on a lamppost today so I ripped it off and threw it in a bin. It had that logo of the refugees running that we all know from the "refugees welcome - bring your families" poster but they were being chased by a sort of medieval knight, and the sticker said "Islamists not welcome"

I ripped down every clause 28 poster AND billboard down with my bare hands and a couple of friends back in the day. Yeah.

 

[Sirena]

This was close on 50 years ago but I was in a University toilet cubicle.....

On the door was a sign that said 'Please put soiled sanitary towels in the bin provided'.

I took out my pen and crossed out 'soiled' and wrote in 'used' !!!!

A couple of weeks later, I was in the same cubicle and someone had written underneath 'Right on, sister'.

It was like that, back in the late 60s. We had solidarity....

 

[Orang Utan]

Put as much good stuff, straight from their own shelves, in the food bank box in your local mini supermarket, esp toiletries and razor blades.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Convinced some American tourists in central London that you could use Oyster cards in black taxis. I told them that the drivers are mostly shifty fuckers and would probably moan and pretend they're not valid, but that they should stick to their guns cos it's public transport.

 

[Orang Utan]

Whoever's running Southern Trains right now must be working deep deep undercover.

 

[mojo pixy]

I called the car insurance company ''parasites'' today in an email complaining about their extortionate fucking £65 cancellation fee. No doubt I'll be waiting the full 21 days for my refund.

Go slow for ultimate victory! comrades!

 

[Doctor Carrot]

When doing the newspaper returns at work I send back more than the returnable amount on the paperwork. This brave and covert action I undertake decreases the amount sent the next day and therefore throws sand into the gears of the relentless propaganda machines of the bourgeoisie, reduces the circulation of their filthy rags and puts a dent in their ill gotten profits.

 

[brogdale]

When doing the newspaper returns at work I send back more than the returnable amount on the paperwork. This brave and covert action I undertake decreases the amount sent the next day and therefore throws sand into the gears of the relentless propaganda machines of the bourgeoisie, reduces the circulation of their filthy rags and puts a dent in their ill gotten profits.

 

[brogdale]

Before today's anti-Trump march reached 'B' (Whitehall) Mrs B & myself enjoyed the freedom of the newly closed streets...all to ourselves! Amazing how compliant the pedestrians were by staying to the pavements.

 

[Mation]

I expressed an interest in Itsu Seaweed Thins (plain salted, rather than the wasabi flavour that was on the shelves) in FULL KNOWLEDGE that any non-household range or brand I favour will be off the shelves in a matter of days or weeks.

 

[UrbaneFox]

This was close on 50 years ago but I was in a University toilet cubicle.....

On the door was a sign that said 'Please put soiled sanitary towels in the bin provided'.

I took out my pen and crossed out 'soiled' and wrote in 'used' !!!!

A couple of weeks later, I was in the same cubicle and someone had written underneath 'Right on, sister'.

It was like that, back in the late 60s. We had solidarity....

SOILidarity, geddit?

 

[Orang Utan]

I tried to access a big country estate today by going round the back on some private grounds. Was foiled by an oaf in a range rover, who either wanted to protect the pheasants from me or me from rutting stags, so I went round to the front gate and just went up the drive and straight past the kiosks without paying a penny. They're not set up to deal with cyclists, so to me that meant I get in free. Smash the plutocracy!

 

[kebabking]

Having already paid - to the socialised Forestry Commission - 5 of my hard earned workers sheckles for the right to park at any of the FC car parks at Kielder Water, i refused to cow-tow to the hated creature of capital 'Northumbrian Water' by paying them as well when visiting Leaplish to see the Ospreys.

I ran that risk Brothers and Sisters, i fought the agent of the ruling class and i won.

(Ospreys very good, there's a decent kiddies play park, and the pub did reasonably good food - not cheap, but not outrageous. The shop has some fresh fruit, milk etc.. and sells the Guardian).

Rise up Fraternal Comrades, take the fight - and possibly a packed lunch - to the true enemy!

 

[ska invita]

....was at an Adrian Sherwood/Creation Rebel gig last night at jazz café in london and halfway through behind me someone sparked a spliff...we were up the front by the stage... next thing a bouncer came out of nowhere, put an arm on the smoker and asked him politely to step outside...his friends did nothing...i pulled the smoker behind me and got in the face of the bouncer first with a bit of agro and then switching to pally mode - either way the bouncer quickly realised the only way to eject the smoker would be by force and making a scene....and as if by magic he gave up! Victory!!

We are many, they are few!! The Jazz Cafe became a liberated TAZ where bourgeois justice shall not prevail! Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive....

 

[Libertad]

....was at an Adrian Sherwood/Creation Rebel gig last night at jazz café in london and halfway through behind me someone sparked a spliff...we were up the front by the stage... next thing a bouncer came out of nowhere, put an arm on the smoker and asked him politely to step outside...his friends did nothing...i pulled the smoker behind me and got in the face of the bouncer first with a bit of agro and then switching to pally mode - either way the bouncer quickly realised the only way to eject the smoker would be by force and making a scene....and as if by magic he gave up! Victory!!

We are many, they are few!! The Jazz Cafe became a liberated TAZ where bourgeois justice shall not prevail! Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive....

Nicely done comrade.

 

[Smoking kills]

Offered a complimentary copy of the Sun in my local Spar today I politely declined. Comrades, the spirit of Wapping lives on!

 

[kebabking]

I fear Comrades that must denounce myself - it's quite possible that my boast of striking at the Capitalist running dog 'Northumbrian Water' with the spear of the prolatariate might be complete bollocks...

I have received information that infact my ticket covered parking at all car parks on Kielder - no blow was struck, just an ego inflated and Comrades cruelly deceived.

 

[mojo pixy]

Scratched NAZI SCUM under a swastika I saw scratched on the wall under a rural railway bridge today. No Pasaran, however remote the location.

 

[Smoking kills]

I fear Comrades that must denounce myself - it's quite possible that my boast of striking at the Capitalist running dog 'Northumbrian Water' with the spear of the prolatariate might be complete bollocks...

I have received information that infact my ticket covered parking at all car parks on Kielder - no blow was struck, just an ego inflated and Comrades cruelly deceived.

Beware Comrade of letting post facto facts lead you into counter revolutionary defeatist self criticism. Celebrate instead the insurectionary spark that inspired your noble action, the spark that smoulders in all our hearts, the spark that soon Comrade, soon, will ignite the social blaze!

 

[BigTom]

Today whilst cycling I noticed two people standing in the middle of the road waiting to cross my side, as I approached I noticed they were wearing blue rosettes, presumably tory ones. Normally I would stop and let pedestrians finish crossing the road, but today I continued cycling, leaving them stranded in the middle of the road and delaying their electioneering. Victory to comrade corbyn!

 

[Red Cat]

Today whilst cycling I noticed two people standing in the middle of the road waiting to cross my side, as I approached I noticed they were wearing blue rosettes, presumably tory ones. Normally I would stop and let pedestrians finish crossing the road, but today I continued cycling, leaving them stranded in the middle of the road and delaying their electioneering. Victory to comrade corbyn!

Good one Tom.

I think me and my girls rode past you today if that was you down by the river.

 

[BigTom]

Good one Tom.

I think me and my girls rode past you today if that was you down by the river.

I went to selly oak sainsbury's and back via the rae valley route so quite possibly.

 

[BigTom]

Today whilst cycling I noticed two people standing in the middle of the road waiting to cross my side, as I approached I noticed they were wearing blue rosettes, presumably tory ones. Normally I would stop and let pedestrians finish crossing the road, but today I continued cycling, leaving them stranded in the middle of the road and delaying their electioneering. Victory to comrade corbyn!

I would just like to remind comrades of the vital part I played in this enormous victory for socialism today. Onward to revolution!