Tory MP David Amess Stabbed to Death 15/10/21

[existentialist]

Bet his favourite band are skrewdriver

Not "Mike and the Mechanics", then?

 

[JimW]

All torque and did my nut in.

 

[Elpenor]

Not "Mike and the Mechanics", then?

They like Monkey Wrench by the Foo Fighters

 

[xenon]

Nah, it's been a bit pathetic, the calls for spanner to be banned. Not tagging you, don't have beef with you generally. Spanner got a rise out of some posters then pleading with the mods to have him kicked out. Most unedifying.

I don't care that he's gone but it was very cringe reading the exchanges over the last few pages.

 

[brogdale]

Fun sponge

 

[Magnus McGinty]

All torque and did my nut in.

I saw that coming.

 

[JimW]

I saw that coming.

Who can resist a goalline tap in?

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Typically gripping thread

Oil bet you enjoyed it.

 

[Magnus McGinty]

Nah, it's been a bit pathetic, the calls for spanner to be banned. Not tagging you, don't have beef with you generally. Spanner got a rise out of some posters then pleading with the mods to have him kicked out. Most unedifying.

I don't care that he's gone but it was very cringe reading the exchanges over the last few pages.

No need to be a square.

 

[maomao]

Who can resist a goalline tap in?

joke thief

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/more-invention-when-banning-people-pls.353371/post-17364665

 

[brogdale]

Game, set & match to the mods.

 

[not a trot]

Game, set & match to the mods.

No need to hammer the point home.

 

[JimW]

joke thief

https://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/more-invention-when-banning-people-pls.353371/post-17364665

Just enough change to claim innocence.

 

[billy_bob]

Fun sponge

Now he's gone, you can keep your spirit(s) level.

 

[billy_bob]

Although we could have held some kind of sporting competition to give him a chance to stay.

I'd have liked to see the tool box.

 

[billy_bob]

I kicked this off without having seen the 'more invention when banning' thread btw. I guess a pun run is just a natural way to respond to the departure of a wingnut like that.

 

[Pickman's model]

Although we could have held some kind of sporting competition to give him a chance to stay.

I'd have liked to see the tool box.

Devoid of tools no doubt, just an empty box

 

[billy_bob]

Devoid of tools no doubt, just an empty box

True, although you have obliterated my play on words

 

[Pickman's model]

True, although you have obliterated my play on words

Another nail in the pun run coffin

 

[brogdale]

I kicked this off without having seen the 'more invention when banning' thread btw. I guess a pun run is just a natural way to respond to the departure of a wingnut like that.

It's what Sur David would have wanted....

 

[andysays]

Devoid of tools no doubt, just an empty box

Certainly not any sharp ones.

 

[existentialist]

Certainly not any sharp ones.

Actually, I think there was one tool.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

Urban has gone to shit, used to be a radical forum now just speaking truth to power tools

 

[Pickman's model]

Urban has gone to shit, used to be a radical forum now just speaking truth to power tools

we struggle on with the tools we have

 

[tonysingh]

Urban has gone to shit, used to be a radical forum now just speaking truth to power tools

You seem like you lathe it here.

 

[bluescreen]

You have to get a handle on it and take it in turns. We all have our little vices.

 

[existentialist]

It does often end up being a bit of a brace to the bottom...

 

[brogdale]

Glad the mods clamped down on the tool's narcissistic disruption.

 

[Badgers]

#ToryScum

 

[Magnus McGinty]

#ToryScum

That’s putting it plane.