Tory MP David Amess Stabbed to Death 15/10/21

[brogdale]

Maybe he's going to try "It was just a business meeting".

Was he wearing a suit & was this in the past?

 

[DaveCinzano]

maybe he got Katie prices lawyer

Statistically likely they share at least one specialist professional

 

[JimW]

I was just trying to trim one of his hangnails I spotted and slipped. Repeatedly.

 

[A380]

Maybe he thinks he's not guilty.

Perhaps he's not guilty. Could be mentally ill to such an extent he couldn't form the required intent.

 

[elbows]

Was he wearing a suit & was this in the past?

It was an innocent cheese board accident.

 

[SpookyFrank]

i suppose you mean ali harbi ali and not david amess.

We already know Amess was guilty.

 

[tim]

If you have a spare evening between Christmas and New Year, there is always this festival of moderate wit.

 

[bellaozzydog]

If you have a spare evening between Christmas and New Year, there is always this festival of moderate wit.

That’ll be a fucking hoot …

 

[Serge Forward]

I thought that was a spoof

 

[magneze]

Cressida Dick is a comedian?

 

[Sue]

I thought that was a spoof

I genuinely can't tell any more...

 

[DaveCinzano]

That’ll be a fucking hoot …

Baddiel in blackface, Dick sharing the 'best bants' off various job WhatsApps

 

[two sheds]

I thought that was a spoof

That's why I didn't react - it would have been too embarrassing if it had been a spoof. I'm still not convinced it's not

 

[planetgeli]

If you have a spare evening between Christmas and New Year, there is always this festival of moderate wit.

Has nobody told Sue Perkins? She'll be ever so cross.

 

[elbows]

That's why I didn't react - it would have been too embarrassing if it had been a spoof. I'm still not convinced it's not

Well if in doubt you can always check the other tweets from that account, and note the lack of venue on the 'flyer' and that the link to buy a ticket doesnt work.

 

[elbows]

Although to be affair the account is just plain weird, but then I am rather too tired to think right now.

Although I do note the 'cake' clip used at the start of this, err, tribute.

 

[Raheem]

Cressida Dick is a comedian?

"A man walked into a doorframe..."

 

[SpookyFrank]

Cressida Dick is a comedian?

Every time she says she's committed to fighting corruption in the met I laugh my arse off.

 

[bellaozzydog]

Has nobody told Sue Perkins? She'll be ever so cross.

Maureen lipman is spitting chips

 

[GarveyLives]

In a development that may not be welcomed by the security and police forces, the daughter of MP Sir David Amess is to bring a High Court civil case for personal injury against the Home Office and Essex Police for failing to stop his murder:

Daughter of Sir David Amess files legal claim over his murder

 

[bcuster]