Tory MP David Amess Stabbed to Death 15/10/21

[existentialist]

Tea spluttered over my keyboard!

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Imagine being that poor animal in that threesome...and having the highest IQ of the lot!

It's stuff like this that makes "mawkish" a useful word.

ETA: "Mawkish" derives from an old word - mawk - for "maggot". Given the presence of the two MPs mentioned, that seems highly appropriate.

 

[brogdale]

It's stuff like this that makes "mawkish" a useful word.

Taking it to another level...

 

[two sheds]

Why dog of the year though? For not protecting him perhaps.

 

[Chilli.s]

Hope it shits in the chamber

 

[brogdale]

Hasn't the hound suffered enough?

 

[Chilli.s]

sick 'im

 

[brogdale]

Gino's got his finger up the pooch's arse for sure.

 

[brogdale]

A fitting way to see the sad, dismal demise of this thread?

 

[Pickman's model]

Taking it to another level...

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i see some fucker has cut off the dog's tail

 

[AmateurAgitator]

If you look at Amess' voting record you realise he is one of those Tory men who made this happen:

"Government data released in 2020 shows that 900 women were forced to disclose that they had children conceived through rape in order to access benefits beyond the two-child benefit cap." What a 'nice' 'decent' man.

 

[Elpenor]

Hasn't the hound suffered enough?

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The dog is understandably wary of being close to Francois given his reputation.

Poor dog, at least he’s not been sacrificed like in a Viking funeral

 

[brogdale]

Wearing the winning Rosettes for the dog; the stupid fucking cunts.

 

[rekil]

A french bulldog doesn't seem very patriotic to me.

 

[brogdale]

A french bulldog doesn't seem very patriotic to me.

Worse; it's a black mask French bulldog...apparently.

 

[Chilli.s]

Nice work if you get it, just imagine the expenses to be claimed for this distasteful charade

 

[Raheem]

Is that a picture of Amess with a different dog? He was so attached to this one that he had never been photographed with it?

 

[not-bono-ever]

Sadness in its eyes

 

[brogdale]

Nice work if you get it, just imagine the expenses to be claimed for this distasteful charade

and for their Pals

 

[brogdale]

..or Chums

 

[Pickman's model]

Is that a picture of Amess with a different dog? He was so attached to this one that he had never been photographed with it?

it was his secret love

 

[Wilf]

Wearing the winning Rosettes for the dog; the stupid fucking cunts.

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They want to be careful, that dog looks to have miniaturisation as its super power.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

If he’d got a Japanese Tosa perhaps none of this would have happened.

 

[platinumsage]

He pled not guilty today.

 

[Pickman's model]

He pled not guilty today.

i suppose you mean ali harbi ali and not david amess.

 

[salem]

He pled not guilty today.

I suppose it gives him a bit more time in the spotlight

 

[Pickman's model]

I suppose it gives him a bit more time in the spotlight

if you're going to go down for a long long time then you might as well enjoy the journey

 

[Teaboy]

Fingers crossed he will opt for the full Freeman defence.

 

[platinumsage]

I suppose it gives him a bit more time in the spotlight

Maybe he thinks he's not guilty.

 

[Raheem]

Maybe he's going to try "It was just a business meeting".

 

[Ax^]

maybe he got Katie prices lawyer