Tory MP David Amess Stabbed to Death 15/10/21

[A380]

I was thinking of the Spanish civil war and ww2, the stabbing of fascists. But I'm open to other examples too

"Whatever happened to, Leon Trotsky?"

Yeah, certainly a better base than Cicero.

 

[chilango]

"Men make their own history, but they do not make it as they please; they do not make it under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past."

 

[Shechemite]

tory councillor on sky news putting it down to ‘snowflake society’ and lack of discipline

 

[Artaxerxes]

tory councillor on sky news putting it down to ‘snowflake society’ and lack of discipline

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean

 

[A380]

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean

That some confused nonagenarian managed to wander off from their carers again and got exploited by the media?

 

[A380]

I think tooling librarians up could be the way to go.

Something like an MP5 limited to self loading only in 9mm with a modern holographic sight would seem to fit. the exceptionally low recoil and stable platform the closed bolt system delivers would minimise training time and a couple of Cathryn Cookson's would stop the round and so minimise the risk of over penetration injuries. You could could probably roll out a three week training package, that included weapon operation, marksmanship, stoppage drills, a joint tactics/Dewey Decimal system module and enhanced first aid.

Because you wouldn't be able to wear heels on the range it would also help Orang Utan get rid of some of his lazy colleagues as if they couldn't carry then they couldn't work in public facing areas.

Should also improve fines collection performance. And save production costs for new editions of "The Very Hungry Caterpillar '.

 

[gosub]

Full auto Glock not going to be a lot of use in most situations...

It can't imagine Methodist churches would be to happy either

 

[gosub]

I think tooling librarians up could be the way to go.

Something like an MP5 limited to self loading only in 9mm with a modern holographic sight would seem to fit. the exceptionally low recoil and stable platform would minimise training time and a couple of Cathryn Cookson's would stop the round and so minimise the risk of over penetration injuries. You could could probably roll out a three week training package, that included weapon operation, marksmanship, stoppage drills, a joint tactics/Dewey Decimal system module and enhanced first aid.

Because you wouldn't be able to wear heels on the range it would also help Orang Utan get rid of some of his lazy colleagues as if couldn't catty they couldn't work in public facing areas. Should also improve fines collection performance.

Our local librarians would probably garot you for using that sort of set up in a library without a surpressor

 

[platinumsage]

I think tooling librarians up could be the way to go.

Something like an MP5 limited to self loading only in 9mm with a modern holographic sight would seem to fit. the exceptionally low recoil and stable platform would minimise training time and a couple of Cathryn Cookson's would stop the round and so minimise the risk of over penetration injuries. You could could probably roll out a three week training package, that included weapon operation, marksmanship, stoppage drills, a joint tactics/Dewey Decimal system module and enhanced first aid.

Because you wouldn't be able to wear heels on the range it would also help Orang Utan get rid of some of his lazy colleagues as if couldn't catty they couldn't work in public facing areas. Should also improve fines collection performance.

Guns are a step too far - why not give MPs pepper spray? Anyone brown or nervous gets a dose of the hot sauce, if it turns out they aren't known to MI5 then no harm or permanent injury done, just give them a cup of milk and a friendly talking down to, I'm sure they'll understand.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Our local librarians would probably garot you for using that sort of set up in a library without a surpressor

One of the throw cushions from the kids' area should do the job

 

[xenon]

tory councillor on sky news putting it down to ‘snowflake society’ and lack of discipline

Everyone's just mapping their political gripes on to this.
It's cos tories are evil and made society this way.
It's cos wokey lefties call everyone racist and want to tear down our history.
If it turns out to b another islamofash job, we know what comes next...

 

[xenon]

What the fuck is that even supposed to mean

Who cares. Tory councillor talking shit shocker.

Oh naughty me, adding to the climate of stabby blah, blah.

Fucking morons abound.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Borrower trying to renew a book someone else has reserved?

AISLE B, BACK

 

[A380]

Borrower trying to renew a book someone else has reserved?

AISLE B, BACK

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Have you been waiting 23 years to use that line?

 

[xenon]

What about other places MPs attend. Obviously the local vicker should be tooled up. Maybe a Vicker's Mini Gun suspended from the ceiling. Would give the church roof repair collections a bit more ergency.

Reaper drones patrolling summer fetes.

 

[DaveCinzano]

Have you been waiting 23 years to use that line?

Just the fax, ma'am, just the fax

 

[Shechemite]

Mental health records are going to become (even more) fair game for ‘preventing violence’.

 

[nogojones]

Guns are a step too far - why not give MPs pepper spray? Anyone brown or nervous gets a dose of the hot sauce, if it turns out they aren't known to MI5 then no harm or permanent injury done, just give them a cup of milk and a friendly talking down to, I'm sure they'll understand.

I give it two weeks before Priti Patel maces the opposition front bench

 

[not-bono-ever]

the cess pit of twitter argues that rayners scum inoffensive outburst was in fact a code word for jihadi etc to spring up to life and carry out their plan. ffs. the mancunian candidate. the world is fucked

 

[agricola]

What about other places MPs attend. Obviously the local vicker should be tooled up. Maybe a Vicker's Mini Gun suspended from the ceiling. Would give the church roof repair collections a bit more ergency.

Reaper drones patrolling summer fetes.

The Vickers gun wouldn't be appropriate for a Church - God after all rested on the seventh day, but the Vickers kept going.

 

[Pickman's model]

I give it two weeks before Priti Patel maces the opposition front bench

yeh you could do some serious damage with that

 

[nogojones]

yeh you could do some serious damage with that

Sir Keith would be picking diamonds out of his hair mousse for weeks

 

[tim]

Still, it's brought people together...

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Not Ed Davey, though, he'll be out taking advantage of this opportunity to smash the blue wall; armed with his anti-terrorist mallet.

 

[tim]

Why are we discussing library security? Librarians can be sometimes trying but are hardly likely to get a targeted murder.

It's the quiet sort you need to look out for.

 

[Ax^]

tory councillor on sky news putting it down to ‘snowflake society’ and lack of discipline

this from a party that grab the pearls when being called scum


and to be fair to the fella who did this he filled in a form and waiting in line before stabbing David

pretty good discipline aside from the stabby stabby bit

 

[Wilf]

Well that last few pages really shows the true colours of U75 politikal posters...

I've got limited data on phone so I'll have to limit myself to telling you to fuck off.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Which would be a terrible shame for those constituents in genuine need of help

True.
However, some MPs have farmed out their surgery duties to minions for yrs. Chuka used to, down here. You never saw the Great Man at a surgery unless there was a photo-op included.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Good.

TBF, was my 1st thought, too.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Are politicians getting bumped by constituents a recent UK phenomenon?

Spencer Perceval would say no.

 

[Pickman's model]

I've got limited data on phone so I'll have to limit myself to telling you to fuck off.