The Traitors ‘24 (starts Wed 3/1/24 9pm).

[danny la rouge]

Can you watch it and act during your second watching?

Are you acting skills at the level of Harry or Ash?

In my head I’m Mark Rylance in Wolf Hall. In reality I’m Shane Ward in the Good Ship Murder.

 

[Looby]

Bloody Mrs LR is going out this evening and bloody wants me to bloody wait. If we were married this would be grounds for divorce!

For a normal episode that would be fine but I think a final is different.

How late would she be home? I wouldn’t want to risk finding out the result and totally would, by accident.

I wouldn’t wait but you might be nicer than me.

 

[Spymaster]

Bloody Mrs LR is going out this evening and bloody wants me to bloody wait.

Watch it, tell her you waited, then watch it again together and feign surprise at the result.

 

[belboid]

Don't feign surprise! Mutter that you bet X is going to win it, under your breath, even tho you don't want them to.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

danny la rouge Tell her that going out on finale night is "Traitor Behaviour", then slowly turn over a chalkboard with her name on it.

 

[May Kasahara]

"Sadly, Mrs LR, I have voted for yourself."

 

[braindancer]

My teens have both traited and gone out too. The shits. I'm under strict instructions to wait till tomorrow. Can you divorce your children?

 

[danny la rouge]

My teens have both traited and gone out too. The shits. I'm under strict instructions to wait till tomorrow. Can you divorce your children?

Solidarity fist bump.

 

[smmudge]

Surely Evie's going to have some big questions now.. maybe Jaz can win her over.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Tbf whatever the outcome, I’m looking forward to seeing Jaz and Harry on the same episode of Uncloaked tonight!

I bet Mollie is going to cry when she finds out about Harry.

 

[WouldBe]

My teens have both traited and gone out too. The shits. I'm under strict instructions to wait till tomorrow. Can you divorce your children?

You could have them adopted.

 

[Plumdaff]

My sister's husband has also gone out and asked if she'd really enjoy it on her own forgetting we'll be texting each other a running commentary.

 

[belboid]

mrsb is out too.

I'm sure I'll be able to get away with watching just a little bit of it.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I think all these people with social lives on a Friday night need to rethink their priorities

 

[Skim]

Tbf whatever the outcome, I’m looking forward to seeing Jaz and Harry on the same episode of Uncloaked tonight!

I bet Mollie is going to cry when she finds out about Harry.

I have been thinking about this and its parallels with

Spoiler

the way Cirie shafted Andie in Traitors USA. Andie trustee Cirie so much and they were in tears when Cirie turned out to be a traitor and walked off with the prize

 

[Skim]

Willing Andrew and Jaz to join forces and slay Harry, taking gullible Mollie with him.

 

[Saffy]

The final is 10 minutes longer tonight.
I've got some fizzy wine in honour of Diane.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

(Non alcoholic sadly)

 

[Saffy]

The saxophone

 

[Numbers]

Mrs Numbers has gone to bed, asked if we can watch it in the morning instead.

Lol, no.

 

[Agent Sparrow]

I’m on BBC one in plenty of time and I’ve just had to endure Alan Carr and Amanda Holden going on about some cod religion thing. The sacrifices made!

 

[wtfftw]

I’m on BBC one in plenty of time and I’ve just had to endure Alan Carr and Amanda Holden going on about some cod religion thing. The sacrifices made!

Ten minutes before they were sanding floors or something awful.

 

[Saffy]

Yes Jaz!

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Omg, as someone else with a fear of heights I have the feels for Andrew right now

 

[WouldBe]

I’m on BBC one in plenty of time and I’ve just had to endure Alan Carr and Amanda Holden going on about some cod religion thing. The sacrifices made!

Snap.

 

[wtfftw]

no thanks to this bit

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Good job Harry isn’t in the navy then!

 

[wtfftw]

Good job Harry isn’t in the navy then!

They found something he's not good at!

 

[zedr]

turns out traitor behaviour is throwing up on boats

 

[Agent Sparrow]

Sometimes I get a bit suspicious of now quite close to the time limit these missions get.