The ongoing stupidity of Home Secretary Priti Patel
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Steel Icarus
we move
Is she lighting the fire moat herself?
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
I wouldn't put her in charge of operation tepid tea.
“Right priti, we need a load of cups of really hot tea”
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
I can't imagine anyone is going to get deported to Afghanistan anytime soon unless Priti is planning to drop them via parachute, I can't imagine Kabul Airport is going to be opening again any time soon. (Flightradar shows not a single aircraft in Afghan airspace). Clearly the Home Office is not up on current events.
TBH they're probably better off speaking to someone at the washing machine repair company than the Home Office.
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
Priti Vacant has her sights on your nitrous oxide next, looking to criminalise more people for what doesn't seem like that big a deal, health-wise at least.
www.theguardian.com
Priti Patel orders review into effects of nitrous oxide
Possession could be criminalised as home secretary vows to ‘take tough action’ on use of laughing gas
Johnny Vodka
The Abominable Scotsman
not-bono-ever
meh
A Joyless shitbag
not-bono-ever
meh
NO 2 a ban on recreational laughing gas
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
NO LAUGHING MATTER
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
Just to be certain, she's going full canine Herod on longdogs too 
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Why am I not surprised?
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
not-bono-ever
meh
This pronouncement us going to be her undoing.watch her Tory scum chums take a step back and let her get on with this . She is a fucking imbecile
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
That's an option too.
mwgdrwg
Be a Pisces. Jam.
You are in dreamland if you think she's going anywhere. This is what fascist Britain voted for.
Can you imagine the Border Force being tasked with implementing this and having to decide 'when it was safe' to turn a vessel around? Would corporate manslaughter be a possibility if migrants subsequently drowned following such an action? Given the risks, might they just ignore this directive??
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
It’ll be popular until the first body washes up on British shores - even then I suspect the alpaca will get more sympathy
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I think this is another example of this government coming up with a half-baked idea, which they celebrate as "completely new and revolutionary", not realising that thousands of such ideas get had and are rightly shitcanned way before they enter public discourse, for the very simple reason that they are crap and unworkable.
Which is not to say that this shower won't try very hard to get it implemented, before making some huge U-turn when reality bites.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
It's just the Lynton Crosby stuff...again.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
And, quite possibly, the dead cat stuff, too?
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
This is just dog whistling, At the end of the day nothing changes the fact that the Channel simply isn't very wide and the French plod, coastguard, local politicians etc have little real interest in stopping them from trying no matter what the politicians in Paris might say.
Once they're halfway across then they are in British waters and Britain then has to deal with them. The only way to stop them is tip the boats over and machine gun them in the water. Whilst there are no doubt a few nutjobs advocating doing this, it's not going to happen. Most people in this country don't want to let them in but draw the line long before we get to murdering them. There are places in the world where Joe Public are up for being completely ruthless but this isn't one of them.
Once they're halfway across then they are in British waters and Britain then has to deal with them. The only way to stop them is tip the boats over and machine gun them in the water. Whilst there are no doubt a few nutjobs advocating doing this, it's not going to happen. Most people in this country don't want to let them in but draw the line long before we get to murdering them. There are places in the world where Joe Public are up for being completely ruthless but this isn't one of them.
not-bono-ever
meh
The border force chaps will not be enthusiastic about this.?there’s a lot of personal liability at stake her and they will get Fuck all backing from Herr Patel if there is a tragedy
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