The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[killer b]

 

[8ball]

There really is no current law that can deal with upskirting in a public place though, so a specific law is needed.

I’m still surprised it doesn’t come under a law that already exists, but if that’s the case, then there shouldn’t be too much of a difficulty getting one sorted.

 

[bemused]

This is not real, goldsmith comes across really well.

“Zac Goldsmith: He couldn’t give a toss. Loves the attention, which is why he keeps doing it. He blocked bills to pardon Alan Turing, prevent ‘revenge evictions’, ban wild animals in circuses, restrict hospital parking charges and much more besides.”

So it can’t be real.

Alex

Goldsmith is a wally, but knowing Chope also objected to Turing's pardon just made me shake my head. What did he do to 'earn' a Sir?

 

[bellaozzydog]

I thought Davies was the only tory MP That (if I was a violent man) I'd be inclined to hunt down and introduce to a rounders bat over a number of hours. Chope now joins this exclusive fantasy list





Caveat, violence rarely solves anything other than extreme situations and should be used sparingly

 

[Badgers]

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I thought Davies was the only tory MP That (if I was a violent man) I'd be inclined to hunt down and introduce to a rounders bat over a number of hours. Chope now joins this exclusive fantasy list





Caveat, violence rarely solves anything other than extreme situations and should be used sparingly

Just eeek out the violence with the bat over several days.

 

[MickiQ]

I agree. Smells like a bit of opportune self-promotion by Goldsmith.

Tis a sad day when I agree with something Goldsmith said

 

[existentialist]

Goldsmith is a wally, but knowing Chope also objected to Turing's pardon just made me shake my head. What did he do to 'earn' a Sir?

"Services to politics", I believe. The mind boggles.

 

[Badgers]

 

[friendofdorothy]

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I emailed yesterday after seeing him 'object' on the news. I asked if he was a voyeur, or was protecting voyeur friends. What a dinosaur.

 

[bemused]

Genius

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Jeremy Hunt can't remember if his wife is Chinese or Japanese - during a meeting with the Chinese Government

Jeremy Hunt calls describing his Chinese wife as Japanese a ‘terrible mistake’

 

[gawkrodger]

Bet her advisors loved her for this

Milton says 'leave it a year' on T-levels

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Boris Johnson's unused water cannon sold for scrap at £300,000 loss

 

[Poi E]

He is quite mad.

 

[Sprocket.]

He is quite mad.

Mad? He’s livid, he never got to use it!

 

[Crispy]

Multi-pronged fail as Raab a)Doesn't understand the difference between the Y axis of a chart and the slope of a line on that chart, and b) Helpfully illustrates that we're still worse off than we were when his party came to power, and c) Recovery from the recession went to shit as soon as Brexit was invoked.

Link to tweet



text of tweet:
@DominicRaab
ONS data showing real wages rising at fastest rate in 10 years ... is good news for working Britain.

 

[existentialist]

Multi-pronged fail as Raab a)Doesn't understand the difference between the Y axis of a chart and the slope of a line on that chart, and b) Helpfully illustrates that we're still worse off than we were when his party came to power, and c) What recovery there was went to shit as soon as Brexit was invoked.

Link to tweet

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text of tweet:
@DominicRaab
ONS data showing real wages rising at fastest rate in 10 years ... is good news for working Britain.

"working Britain", FFS

 

[elbows]

Dorries again. Including bonus 'apology' that ticks a whole load more boxes on the scum chart.

MP gets two Asian women confused on Twitter

The MP for Mid Bedfordshire tweeted a video with Ash Sarkar in it - she's a political journalist at Novara Media.

The tweet said Ms Sarkar "may be" the prospective candidate for Chingford and Woodford Green, but it was actually Faiza Shaheen.

Ms Dorries told Radio 1 Newsbeat it was due to the pair's accents.

Both women responded to the initial mistake on Twitter. Ms Shaheen accused Ms Dorries of thinking all "brown women" look the same.

She hasn't responded to that request on Twitter but has emailed Newsbeat apologising: "I wasn't sure. It was a tiny video on my small phone screen when I wrote it.

"I'm obviously really sorry if it caused any offence. I was just guessing really, hence my careful wording of the tweet as in 'may be'.

"It was the accent I was basing the identification on via my phone as I thought I recognised the voice and it sounded like Faiza."

Nadine Dorries also told Newsbeat that she has had a lot of abuse on Twitter herself.

"I think I honestly have a right to be more offended at some of the appalling tweets posted my way.

"Sad that so many people are quick to scream the word 'racist' when institutional racism in the form of anti-semitism is so rife in the Labour Party and real harmful abuse is being ignored."

 

[weepiper]

Ross Thomson MP 'escorted from the Strangers' Bar by police' after allegations of sexual touching

Scottish Tory MP 'removed from Westminster bar by police'

 

[Celyn]

Driven to such behaviour by stress caused by Brexit, of course.

 

[Poi E]

Bloody shame charges weren't pressed. A by-election in Scotland would be an interesting thing.

 

[gentlegreen]

text of tweet:
@DominicRaab
ONS data showing real wages rising at fastest rate in 10 years ... is good news for working Britain.

Wasn't he the one surprised to find Dover was quite a busy place ?

 

[Poi E]

Well, he knew about the migrants

 

[gentlegreen]

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[brogdale]

John Lewis toryism mask slips...

Mayor Andy Street faces probe over Twitter exchange



Planks!

Good job Street never found out I had 5 JLP membership cards in different names & emails to get shitloads of their free cake & coffee; mugs.

 

[elbows]

Planks!

Councillor Bob was already unamused by certain tweets reappearing in the public eye, although that time it wasnt one of his.

 

[brogdale]

Dangerous, deluded, dissembling little shit-stain...

 

[Poi E]

I thought the interview where he wanted to build bases abroad and said Australia and NZ are looking to the UK for leadership was just a bit of nonsense. Seems to be making a habit of it. Playing to the gallery or really quite deluded?

 

[Celyn]

Both, I think. I do have slight doubts about the idea of Australia and New Zealand looking to the UK for leadership.

Not bloody likely.