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[not-bono-ever]

Tories taught to be 'real' on Instagram

Tories told to appear "real" on social media. as opposed to "cunts"

(sorry for the language, but sometimes only one word hits the spot)

 

[Poi E]

Hahahhah. "Encouraged to show they are real people." You fuckwits, it's the internet.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

The Tories just REFUSED to make it illegal for political parties to take donations from tax dodgers and money launderers | Evolve Politics

 

[teqniq]

This is not surprising though really, is it?

 

[Badgers]

This is not surprising though really, is it?

Nope. Sadly not.

 

[SpookyFrank]

This is not surprising though really, is it?

It'd be a turkey voting for christmas and then plucking itself, putting on a few strips of bacon and climbing into the oven.

 

[krtek a houby]

Pro-Tory Facebook group filled with Islamophobic abuse

A controversial pro-Conservative Facebook group has been exposed as containing Islamophobic, homophobic and racist comments about public figures including Sadiq Khan, Diane Abbott and anti-Brexit campaigner Gina Miller.


Comments include demands to “expel the London mayor” and “send back” immigrants, while another post states that “Islam should be banned”. There are also homophobic remarks about Scottish Tory leader Ruth Davidson, posted after she announced that she was pregnant.


A 42-page dossier of abusive material from the Conservative Debating Forum, a 2,700-strong Facebook group that can be joined by invitation or by permission of moderators, has been collected by the left-leaning Red Roar blog. It found that several sitting Tory MPs, as well as dozens of Tory councillors, were members of the closed group.

 

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Bill to make upskirting a criminal offence blocked by Tory MP Sir Christopher Chope

 

[fishfinger]

Bill to make upskirting a criminal offence blocked by Tory MP Sir Christopher Chope

I just searched for him:


Unfortunately, his wikipedia page omits the first sentence

 

[existentialist]

The Thatcherite MP was first elected in 1983 and has previously voted against equal marriage, an amnesty of men convicted for homosexual acts, filibustered a bill to make revenge evictions an offence and called for the minimum wage to be abolished.

Sounds like a proper cunt.

 

[Lucy Fur]

It came after even bigger cunt Philip "Why it is so offensive to black up your face" Davis dragged out his speech to get the Bill chucked out.
This is Phil:

Phil doesn't like women, gays, equality, poor people, people that aren't white, (he prefers old and rich and male), political correctness, disabled people.
Phil is possibly still coming to terms with his latent homosexuality, poor thing.
Phil is a streak of piss.
You can read more about him here: Philip Davies - Wikipedia

 

[killer b]

Phil is possibly still coming to terms with his latent homosexuality, poor thing.

Isn't the assumption that homophobes are actually closeted homosexuals a bit... homophobic?

 

[MickiQ]

Bill to make upskirting a criminal offence blocked by Tory MP Sir Christopher Chope

It's hard to imagine any motive for him doing this other than looking in the mirror this morning and declaring "Today I am going to be a complete cunt"

 

[Lucy Fur]

Isn't the assumption that homophobes are actually closeted homosexuals a bit... homophobic?

Not all homophobes, but possibly just this one. Point taken though, and I'll remove that bit if people find it offensive.

 

[DotCommunist]

phil and team filibuster out a proposal to teach first aid in schools as part of the curriculum

Tory MPs block bill to give first aid training to children by talking non-stop until debate ends

presumably he then went home to kick his dog for no reason

 

[MickiQ]

phil and team filibuster out a proposal to teach first aid in schools as part of the curriculum

Tory MPs block bill to give first aid training to children by talking non-stop until debate ends

presumably he then went home to kick his dog for no reason

And this one is the same twat who talked out a bill to allow carers to park for free at hospitals and another to make it compulsory for rented houses to be fit for human habitation
We really need to start lynching some of these people.

 

[bemused]

It's hard to imagine any motive for him doing this other than looking in the mirror this morning and declaring "Today I am going to be a complete cunt"

They have leaked the Tory MP whatapps group about this wanker. Revealed: Conservative MPs turn on Christopher Chope on Tory WhatsApp | Coffee House

 

[8ball]

It's hard to imagine any motive for him doing this other than looking in the mirror this morning and declaring "Today I am going to be a complete cunt"

It does look that way on the surface, but apparently when something hasn't been debated and attendance is thin he tends to do this to ensure scrutiny, and will be meeting next week to discuss the matter with those proposing the bill.

Must admit I was surprised this wasn't illegal under some existing law.

 

[elbows]

Must admit I was surprised this wasn't illegal under some existing law.

I've not read up on this stuff lately but I think I was under the impression that it could be dealt with under some existing legislation. But due to things like specific instances of the police not taking particular incidents seriously enough, and some possible loopholes, legislation to make it a specific offence in its own right seemed appropriate.

 

[killer b]

They have leaked the Tory MP whatapps group about this wanker. Revealed: Conservative MPs turn on Christopher Chope on Tory WhatsApp | Coffee House

They've 'leaked' some carefully edited comments from some MPs, made to look like part of a whatsapp conversation.

 

[8ball]

I've not read up on this stuff lately but I think I was under the impression that it could be dealt with under some existing legislation. But due to things like specific instances of the police not taking particular incidents seriously enough, and some possible loopholes, legislation to make it a specific offence in its own right seemed appropriate.

I'm a bit sceptical about the idea of making new laws just because they can't be arsed to enforce the existing ones.

 

[alex_]

They have leaked the Tory MP whatapps group about this wanker. Revealed: Conservative MPs turn on Christopher Chope on Tory WhatsApp | Coffee House

This is not real, goldsmith comes across really well.

“Zac Goldsmith: He couldn’t give a toss. Loves the attention, which is why he keeps doing it. He blocked bills to pardon Alan Turing, prevent ‘revenge evictions’, ban wild animals in circuses, restrict hospital parking charges and much more besides.”

So it can’t be real.

Alex

 

[8ball]

This is not real, goldsmith comes across really well.

“Zac Goldsmith: He couldn’t give a toss. Loves the attention, which is why he keeps doing it. He blocked bills to pardon Alan Turing, prevent ‘revenge evictions’, ban wild animals in circuses, restrict hospital parking charges and much more besides.”

So it can’t be real.

Alex

I agree. Smells like a bit of opportune self-promotion by Goldsmith.

 

[killer b]

Yeah, if the leak of a whatsapp conversation makes the people involved in it look good, then it's not really a leak is it?

 

[alex_]

I'm a bit sceptical about the idea of making new laws just because they can't be arsed to enforce the existing ones.

There is something to this, just because a piece of legislation is well meaning doesn’t meant it is well written.

It’s pretty obvious how a piece of legislation which criminalises taking photos in certain situations could go pretty badly wrong if it was poorly worded.

Alex

 

[killer b]

There is something to this, just because a piece of legislation is well meaning doesn’t meant it is well written.

It’s pretty obvious how a piece of legislation which criminalises taking photos in certain situations could go pretty badly wrong if it was poorly worded.

Alex

yeah, it could end up with Sun photographers being accidentally caught up in it and jailed.

....hang on a minute.

 

[8ball]

There is something to this, just because a piece of legislation is well meaning doesn’t meant it is well written.

It’s pretty obvious how a piece of legislation which criminalises taking photos in certain situations could go pretty badly wrong if it was poorly worded.

Or poorly enforced.

There are SOOO many laws, though.

If I was in charge I'd say ok, fine, make new laws if you want. You just need to repeal two for every new one you make. A lot of the "don't be a dick" laws have overlapping elements and heaps of the legal code is just shite to keep the gravy train running.

 

[alex_]

yeah, it could end up with Sun photographers being accidentally caught up in it and jailed.

....hang on a minute.

Or sexting teens or people just taking photos,

“hey mr photographer taking photos of Piccadilly Circus, i think you are trying to snap eros’s undies, you’re nicked”

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

There really is no current law that can deal with upskirting in a public place though, so a specific law is needed. Whether this bill was worded robustly enough or not I have not idea. Chope's a fucking all-round wanker though, he's not doing this for any other reason than to be a cunt.