The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[teqniq]

The unpleasant Maria Caulfield has deleted her twitter account!

Having their lying psychopathic leader exposed as such seems to be destabilising some of the dim lobby fodder.

Yes, I noticed.

 

[Sasaferrato]

Are you a graduate ?
Have you never actually worked apart from a bit of time in corporate PR ?
Are you known amongst your acquaintances as being a bit of a slimy shit ?
And shallow?
And pretty thick?
Are you utterly lacking in any kind of empathy for your fellow man?


John the Conservative party today!

There’s a ministerial post with your name on it!

Plenty of room for extra curricular income from lucrative sidelines as well

Join today

That sounds more like resume of a Guardian columnist.

 

[Lord Camomile]

Couldn't figure where else to put it, but this seems apt.

So what's JRM's game with this whole "voting queue" for Parliament thing? It's so self-evidently stupid that I'm assuming, possibly against historical evidence, that there's something else going on?

Think I saw someone suggest it was intended to slow down the mechanics of Parliament in order to prevent any meaningful action on Brexit (remember that?).

 

[teqniq]

He's taking the piss because he can.

 

[two sheds]

Will hopefully teach some of them that having a massive majority isn't always a good thing.

 

[Lord Camomile]

UK Parliament MPs have, after 45 minutes, voted 242 to 185 against amendment D which would have allowed remote voting in the House of Commons to continue

Fuck me, the idiots actually voted for it

 

[BassJunkie]

To disenfranchise a particular demographic and to get cheerleaders behind Johnson in time for tomorrow's PMQs I suspect.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Fuck me, the idiots actually voted for it

Turkeys are not just for Christmas

 

[teqniq]

Couldn't figure where else to put it, but this seems apt.

So what's JRM's game with this whole "voting queue" for Parliament thing? It's so self-evidently stupid that I'm assuming, possibly against historical evidence, that there's something else going on?

Think I saw someone suggest it was intended to slow down the mechanics of Parliament in order to prevent any meaningful action on Brexit (remember that?).

 

[two sheds]

MPs join 90-minute-long queue to vote to end virtual voting

and another

 

[Lord Camomile]

And, after saying that in the line to vote on whether remote voting should continue... well, you can guess exactly where this is going.

 

[two sheds]

Yep voting for something sensible = 'rebellion' I'm sure that'll continue

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Getting all the MPs back into Parliament was clearly a good idea, as business minister Alok Sharma has been taken ill today, after feverishly sweating his way through a debate. He's been sent home and tested for coronavirus, presumably after spreading his germs all over the Parliamentary Estate...

 

[NoXion]

And, after saying that in the line to vote on whether remote voting should continue... well, you can guess exactly where this is going.

What a spineless little fucking cuntweasel.

 

[gentlegreen]

Will a positive test result and/or someone he was near catching it kill the Mogg bollocks from yesterday ?

 

[brogdale]

Briandead Lewis said on R4 that Sharma may have been suffering from 'severe hay fever'

 

[Badgers]

Government confirms free school meals scheme won't continue over summer holiday

The scheme has helped to support those who normally get free school meals while they have been at home due to covid-19

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

Some cheerful news at least

Suffolk Tory councillor suspended for reposting racist Facebook messages

One of the best-known Conservatives in Ipswich has been suspended by his party at both the county and borough councils after reposting racist…

www.ipswichstar.co.uk

 

[Roadkill]

The Sunday Mirror is reporting that Priti Patel is in the shit for not coming out in support of Cummings over his 60-mile eyesight test, and the Mail on Sunday has it that Officer Crabtree Rishi Sunak is at odds with BJ over various issues and positioning himself as a potential leadership challenger. Of course, they're just Sunday-paper gossip, but if there's any truth in either it could be fun to watch...

 

[Badgers]

The Sunday Mirror is reporting that Priti Patel is in the shit for not coming out in support of Cummings over his 60-mile eyesight test, and the Mail on Sunday has it that Officer Crabtree Rishi Sunak is at odds with BJ over various issues and positioning himself as a potential leadership challenger. Of course, they're just Sunday-paper gossip, but if there's any truth in either it could be fun to watch...

The nest of vipers will always be dragging each other down to get themselves ahead or win points. They are all cunts and all at it.

 

[Dogsauce]

Just arm them all with garden tools, stick them in a big room and let them fight it out. Last one alive gets the crown Would get some decent pay-per-view revenue.

 

[Badgers]

The view from across the pond. Hard to argue with any of it.

Opinion | The U.K. Needs a Real Government, Not Boris Johnson’s Puppet Cabinet (Published 2020)

This prime minister has set his government up to fail. We can’t afford that right now.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Badgers]

Behind a paywall but seems the Torygraph are frothing at the incompetence

 

[Badgers]

Another bad apple

Conservative MP Daniel Kawczynski is facing calls to be suspended for sharing a platform with some of Europe's leading far-right politicians.

Tory MP Daniel Kawczynski faces suspension calls for speaking at 'far-right' conference - BBC News

Tory MP Daniel Kawczynski hits back at calls for suspension over appearance with nationalist leaders.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Badgers]

 

[NoXion]

Fucking hell. Talk about re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. The swollen members of this maladministration are a bunch of time-wasting incompetents.

 

[William of Walworth]

What in the fucking fuck is that Dowden/Churchill thing (just above) about?

FFS!!

It's any kind of piece of piss to find any pictures of Churchill you want on line, and even more of them that you don't want!

But lets moan about Evil Left Wing Censorship instead!!!!
Oh Noes!!! It's Political Correctness** Gone Idiot-Cliche!!

**My arse

 

[alex_]

“No-one has ever been charged, and police have said that some reported drone sightings may have been Sussex Police's own craft.”

lol

 

[Badgers]

Should have got the ferry company to sort it

U.K. Judge Won’t Force Government to Release Mask-Contract Terms

 

[two sheds]

Should have got the ferry company to sort it

U.K. Judge Won’t Force Government to Release Mask-Contract Terms

"Crisp Websites Ltd., trading as PestFix"

at least we'll be protected if there's a plague of rats