The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[SpookyFrank]

I've had dealing in the past with McKinsey, theyre fucking idiots, I wouldn't let them draw up a grocery list, this is the firm that told AT&T not to invest money in a mobile phone network because it wouldn't take off

Seems to me that the only thing these consultancies are ever good at is pitching their services to credulous muppets. There seems to be no requirement or expectation of them doing anything useful beyond that point.

 

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Rail passengers suffer 'misery', say MPs

 

[SpookyFrank]

Rail passengers suffer 'misery', say MPs

This is not stupidity though, it's the intended consequence of a system designed to turn people's transport needs into a cash cow. Nobody has tried and failed to provide an adequate service here.

 

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Tories quietly drop 'guarantee' no school would see its funding cut

 

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[killer b]

Seems to me that the only thing these consultancies are ever good at is pitching their services to credulous muppets. There seems to be no requirement or expectation of them doing anything useful beyond that point.

They do lots of useful things for the more efficient extraction of value by their clients, not so useful for everyone else.

 

[bemused]

This is not stupidity though, it's the intended consequence of a system designed to turn people's transport needs into a cash cow. Nobody has tried and failed to provide an adequate service here.

Sadly I think public transport is internally fucked

 

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A senior Tory source acknowledged there would be some Tory remainers who would never be won over. “You could promise them free sex and chocolate and they still wouldn’t vote for Brexit.”

Cabinet's Brexiters push May to drop 'customs partnership'

 

[bemused]

They do lots of useful things for the more efficient extraction of value by their clients, not so useful for everyone else.

I worked with McKinsey for several years, they have very smart and nice people. Other peoples' mileage may vary.

 

[killer b]

Oh I see. This explains a lot.

 

[bemused]

Cabinet's Brexiters push May to drop 'customs partnership'

I have to wonder, what leverage do they think have over May? None of these political midgets has the balls to challenge her for the leadership, she offered to resign after the election and they all refused. She only appears to be remaining out of a sense of duty and at this point, I'm sure she'd be quite happy to fuck off and live in her cottage.

 

[bemused]

Oh I see. This explains a lot.

PWC were my favourites, I got on well with them.

 

[butchersapron]

Why does this board seem to attract human dust like this now?

 

[SpookyFrank]

PWC were my favourites, I got on well with them.

So you're a coke dealer then?

 

[teqniq]

PWC were my favourites, I got on well with them.

If by PWC you mean Price Waterhouse Coopers one of the big three corporate accountancy firms who routinely gouge vast sums for massaging figures then pass the sick bag.

 

[bemused]

So you're a coke dealer then?

Not to derail the thread, but they were hired to do market research and are one of the few companies that claim to have market expertise that turned out actually have it and produced the best piece of work I've ever seen from a consultancy company.

 

[killer b]

They do lots of useful things for the more efficient extraction of value by their clients, not so useful for everyone else.

like I said.

 

[butchersapron]

Not to derail the thread, but they were hired to do market research and are one of the few companies that claim to have market expertise that turned out actually have it and produced the best piece of work I've ever seen from a consultancy company.

Brixton forum ---> you boring cunt

 

[kabbes]

Seems to me that the only thing these consultancies are ever good at is pitching their services to credulous muppets.

They can be remarkably good at doing that thing, though. They know how to talk the right language and their networking skills are matched by few.

 

[bemused]

Brixton forum ---> you boring cunt

Thanks, you're feedback is always welcome; you so love giving it.

 

[kabbes]

Thanks, you're feedback is always welcome

No, YOU are.

 

[Libertad]

PWC were my favourites, I got on well with them.

Proper Working Class.

 

[Badgers]

Not even doing money very well it seems

UK growth slows sharply in first quarter

The British economy is growing at its slowest pace in more than 5 years

 

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Brexit: Theresa May ‘pleading’ with EU for City access to single market, Michel Barnier says

 

[MickiQ]

I worked with McKinsey for several years, they have very smart and nice people. Other peoples' mileage may vary.

They may very well do but they certainly have some dunderheads as well whom I've met including the genius who asked me if I was sure it was safe to let nitrogen escape into the air.

 

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Tory Mayor in Theresa May's Constituency quits in disgrace after 'Islamophobic Social Media posts' surface | Evolve Politics

 

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Stupid humans wanting rights

 

[teqniq]

The replies are interesting particularly the ones to this clown

 

[bemused]

The replies are interesting particularly the ones to this clown

Heaven forfend an elected represented having to face aggressive questioning.