The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here
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Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
He was live on beeb news ten mins ago and getting abuse by people on the 'rage day' March. Couldn't catch what they were shouting. But interviewer apologised to viewers so must have been tasty
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
After last couple of years literally anything can happen so I'd not rule it out.
Smart money is on Davis though.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Just standing would properly tear them asunder..again.
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
if she gets in she'd be out in a month
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Another everyday tale of a Tory councillor sharing racist shit on Facebook.
Conservative councillor 'posted joke comparing Asian people to dogs'
Conservative councillor 'posted joke comparing Asian people to dogs'
emanymton
A cat politely sat on the flaming gardener.
Not to go all treelover, but no mention of the appaling attititude to benfit claimants alongside the rascism.
Ming
I shot a man in Reno...
- Wasn't sure were to put this as it's not really a fuck up. Just doubling down on a lie. So Stephen Hawking makes a political statement regarding the NHS. And that Jeremy Hunt was abusing statistics (lying). So Jeremy doubles down.
- Jeremy Hunt accuses Stephen Hawking of 'pernicious falsehood' in NHS row
- However Jeremy was involved in a publication advocating a US insurance type system.
- Jeremy Hunt co-authored book calling for NHS to be replaced with private insurance
- And last but not least here's a Tory 'Kitchen cabinet' advisory member being honest for once in 2011.
- David Cameron's adviser says health reform is a chance to make big profits
- Sorry about the bullet points (can't work out how to turn them off).
- They really are sociopaths.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Come, come, if Hunt says something is such and such, why do people doubt him?
He says the doctors do not know what they are talking about. And they are well known thickies.
And now uber-thickie Hawking's waded in saying Hunt's a mendacious shit, ffs, why should we listen to these dumbos when we have a fine, upstanding minister of the crown like Hunt?
He says the doctors do not know what they are talking about. And they are well known thickies.
And now uber-thickie Hawking's waded in saying Hunt's a mendacious shit, ffs, why should we listen to these dumbos when we have a fine, upstanding minister of the crown like Hunt?
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Mash:
PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has discovered the densest thing in the known universe.
The world’s most famous theoretical physicist said the super-dense black hole was located in the centre of London and looks like a six foot tall weasel.
Unveiling his discovery, Hawking said: “It sucks in facts and then crushes them instantaneously to the point where they may as well never have existed.
“I still don’t how it could possibly have got there. No-one does. There’s no reason for it to exist in its current position.
“It’s as if the universe is just being spiteful.”
He added: “It’s also the first black hole that appears to be wholly owned by private health care providers.“
PROFESSOR Stephen Hawking has discovered the densest thing in the known universe.
The world’s most famous theoretical physicist said the super-dense black hole was located in the centre of London and looks like a six foot tall weasel.
Unveiling his discovery, Hawking said: “It sucks in facts and then crushes them instantaneously to the point where they may as well never have existed.
“I still don’t how it could possibly have got there. No-one does. There’s no reason for it to exist in its current position.
“It’s as if the universe is just being spiteful.”
He added: “It’s also the first black hole that appears to be wholly owned by private health care providers.“
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Election donations: Tories given most of record £40.1m total
Money can't buy you a majority, it'll buy you a useless May my friend but, money can't buy you a majority.
Money can't buy you a majority, it'll buy you a useless May my friend but, money can't buy you a majority.
not-bono-ever
meh
Johnson Says U.K. Will Pay as Brexit-Backers Fall Into Line
I am not going to get involved in the brexit debate here, but how do these slimy lying bullshitting fucks manage to retain control even when they are exposed as being utterly incompetent and strategy free ?
(Rhetorical obvs )
I am not going to get involved in the brexit debate here, but how do these slimy lying bullshitting fucks manage to retain control even when they are exposed as being utterly incompetent and strategy free ?
(Rhetorical obvs )
ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
Cleverly by name, but not by nature.
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
You have to laugh, because its funny as fuck.
Theresa May admits Tories lost the election because they weren't ready for it
Theresa May admits Tories lost the election because they weren't ready for it
Monkeygrinder's Organ
Dodgy geezer swilling vapid lager
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
Apologies for the twitter, but people are having quite a lot of fun with this.
'Micro communism' ffs. Reads like a parody.
Article (from a Westminster councillor) is here for anyone unable to see Tweets:
https://www.conservativehome.com/pl...noculate-your-children-against-socialism.html
'Micro communism' ffs. Reads like a parody.
Article (from a Westminster councillor) is here for anyone unable to see Tweets:
https://www.conservativehome.com/pl...noculate-your-children-against-socialism.html
Streathamite
ideological dogmatist
If that man has children, I feel incredibly sorry for them
not a trot
Well-Known Member
I bet they go to bed hungry if they haven't lived up to his expectations.
Dogsauce
I’ve got Skol but I’m not a Scholar
People have been digging for other weird stuff this guy has come out with, this one (from a letter to the telegraph) is a gem:
Change liberal divorce laws to encourage family life
Change liberal divorce laws to encourage family life
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