The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[NoXion]

Sounds like he's never had to work a damn day in his entire accursed life. Because if he had, then he would know that the point of going to work is to earn enough money to pay the bills, not to ogle women.

 

[elbows]

Boris takes it to another level

Boris Johnson has said Libyan city Sirte could be the new Dubai, adding, "all they have to do is clear the dead bodies away".

Anger over Johnson Libya 'bodies' comment

 

[ViolentPanda]

Boris takes it to another level



Anger over Johnson Libya 'bodies' comment

He's deffo attempting to provoke Empress Palpatine into sacking him.

 

[killer b]

I dunno, his recent activity doesn't strike me as a great mind at work. I think he just made a joke that went down well with his mates.

 

[Artaxerxes]

May is choking to death live on stage at the Tory conference.

It is the best thing I've ever seen.

 

[killer b]

Man, I wish I could watch this. It sounds magnificent.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Some wag ( ETA unfunny cunt lee nelson) just tried to give may some joke P45. Now her pivotal speech is halted as she has a coughing fit. Fucking hell. Did Paul and Barry Chuckle script this ?

 

[killer b]

 

[DotCommunist]

we're going to restart the opium wars then eh

 

[Fingers]

 

[Fingers]

This is as shambolic as was expected

 

[mauvais]

So this is from the Graun, and thus might be bollocks, but:

She starts by saying a little over 40 years ago, in a village in Oxfordshire, she joined the party.

She joined because it had the ideas to build a better Britain.

At its heart was a simple promise: that each generation could build a better future, could live the British dream.

But the election showed that this dream feels distant, she says.

It feels “inceasingly out of reach”.

Well whose fault is that you clown?

 

[Artaxerxes]

So this is from the Graun, and thus might be bollocks, but:

Well whose fault is that you clown?

It gets worse.

She says Brexit means we will provide "a moral lead to the world"

Just last weekend the Foreign Office said Spain hitting its citizens in the face was a matter of internal security.

 

[phillm]

What a shower of shit - hats off to the P45 man for derailing her and starting the dalek coughing fit. History of her pathetic downfall in the making. Gonna be some great re-mixes of this in the offing.

 

[DotCommunist]

should have stopped at the shop on the way in for a pack of Halls or Tunes.

 

[not-bono-ever]

A useless, false and incompetent piece of shit.

 

[DotCommunist]

+2 Invocation of Jo Cox spell

 

[not-bono-ever]

her little folky tales of NHS and her selfless history of wanting to make things better are puke making

 

[DotCommunist]

here we go, the big beats. Jew Hater Jeremy and labour anti-Semitism.

 

[Teaboy]

Its just a tick box exercise. They've crunched the numbers and they've decided the issues that fucked the election and she is just going through them one by one without really understanding the problem or offering any real solutions.

It just seems that they consider there to be one problem and that is that they didn't win a majority.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The F fell off behind her.

Oh my god.

 

[Fingers]

Fuck me. What have I just watched.

 

[not-bono-ever]

 

[Teaboy]

This entire speech is going to become a metaphor for her as a leader and the tories at the moment.

 

[not-bono-ever]

ucking ell

how shit are this lot? we just need a trio of crows to fly in and rest on her shoulders to complete this farce

 

[Teaboy]

Well if the wheels came off at the last election now even the little space saver has buckled and rolled off into the ditch.

 

[not-bono-ever]

She now just want sot go back to bed, wrap herself in her duvet and never emerge ever again.

 

[not-bono-ever]

Outstanding work Tess. Outstanding

 

[Teaboy]

It's just never ending public humiliation for her.

 

[not-bono-ever]

It's just never ending public humiliation for her.

Good