The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[brogdale]

under ten, including a drunk chief baker. How many of those that stayed secure comfort of the second class lounge survived?

You think it's a useful analogy?

 

[gosub]

You think it's a useful analogy?

she used leap coz they used leap..., why she didn't get in the lifeboat, Birkenhead drill and all that, is down to her

 

[brogdale]

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

Resignation letter, apparently



So, over the PIP cuts that look like they aren't going ahead anyway?

 

[Schmetterling]

ETA So it's a bastard calling a bastard a bastard!

 

[brogdale]

ETA So it's a bastard calling a bastard a bastard!

It's part of the referendum 'battle'.

 

[Brixton Hatter]

Nadine Dorris is outraged that she took a bribe and has no principles - and blames it on IDS.

Priceless.

 

[brogdale]

Priceless.

Apparently not.

 

[brogdale]

 

[teqniq]

hahaha damage limitation

 

[brogdale]

hahaha damage limitation

Or, looked at through their single metric of deficit reduction, damage.

 

[teqniq]

Or, looked at through their single metric of deficit reduction, damage.

Well ok perhaps.

 

[brogdale]

Corbynists now referring to Osborne's "Ultra-shambles" budget.

 

[Schmetterling]

Corbynists now referring to Osborne's "Ultra-shambles" budget.

Meta-shambles!

 

[brogdale]

Can you imagine the Malcolm Tuckeresque scenes playing out in the treasury as gideon bottles out of responding to McDonell's UQ and they try to make up some more shite for tomorrow!

 

[gosub]

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Natalie Rowe might say different. Allegedly.

 

[agricola]

This probably deserves its own thread, but is also a good fit with all the other examples of cretinry to be found here.

Last month:

Last month the high court ruled that one of the world’s richest men – Sheikh Hamad bin Jassim bin Jaber al-Thani, the former prime minister of Qatar – could not be sued in London over claims that agents acting on his behalf falsely imprisoned and tortured a British citizen, because he is protected by diplomatic immunity.

In that case, Hammond’s deputy, James Duddridge, said that “it is ultimately for the court to decide whether a foreign diplomat in the UK enjoys immunity in any particular case”.

This month:

Philip Hammond, the foreign secretary, has taken the highly unusual step of criticising a high court judge’s decision to strip diplomatic immunity from a Saudi billionaire facing divorce proceedings from his estranged wife.

Last month Christina Estrada, a former Pirelli calendar model, won the right to fight for a share of Sheikh Walid Juffali’s £4bn fortune. The couple split up following 13 years of marriage.

At the high court, Justice Anthony Hayden dismissed as “spurious” the Saudi businessman’s claim to have been shielded from litigation because of his role as permanent representative to the International Maritime Organisation (IMO) for the tiny Caribbean island of St Lucia.

 

[brogdale]

David Cameron stung by jellyfish: PM hurt after ignoring advice of locals while on holiday

Jellyfish stings David Cameron: PM hurt after ignoring advice of

Let's hope the jellyfish are back and stingier than ever!

Should any wealthy Urbz want to holiday with the hamhead family, here's where to book...

 

[Sprocket.]

If he gets stung again shall we all volunteer to piss on him?

 

[DotCommunist]

If he gets stung again shall we all volunteer to piss on him?

not even if he was on fire

 

[ViolentPanda]

This probably deserves its own thread, but is also a good fit with all the other examples of cretinry to be found here.

Last month:



This month:

Nothing if not consistent in his grovelling to power, is our Philip.

 

[teqniq]

This probably deserves its own thread, but is also a good fit with all the other examples of cretinry to be found here.

Last month:



This month:

Craig Murray believes that Hammond is guilty in this of the criminal offence of malfeasance in public office but unfortunately he also believes, as do I that absolutely nothing will be done about it.

 

[Quote]

Culture Secretary John Whittingdale caught in prostitution scandal

Getting caught with a prossie seems rather foolhardy.

 

[teqniq]

David Cameron caught on camera calling Nigeria and Afghanistan the 'two most corrupt countries in the world'

look in a mirror Dave

 

[Nylock]

Irony has finally disappeared up it's own arse and died a tragic death. The man who was a greater force for social injustice than any other UK politician calls the EU 'A force for social injustice'.

 

[AnandLeo]

“Ruthlessly Incompetent”

I am starkly aware of this scam.

 

[brogdale]

 

[brogdale]

They're not even any good at their own cuntery...

A crackdown by the Department for Work and Pensions against its own employees’ trade unions has been declared unlawful by the High Court.

The DWP had scrapped the “check-off” system for collecting union subscriptions – which previously allowed employees to pay their dues through their salaries without extra bureaucracy.

But the scrapping, described by PCS union general secretary Mark Serwotka as “vindictive”, was ruled unlawful at the High Court on Friday.

and...

Ending check-off has however cost trade unions significant amounts of money in direct debit fees – opening up the possibility that the PCS could be awarded damages for loss of income.

 

[brogdale]

At last, some good comes of the vermin's racist campaign to get Goldsmith elected.

The defence secretary, Michael Fallon, has agreed to pay damages to an imam after repeating false claims that he was a supporter of Islamic State.

 

[Pickman's model]

this entire referendum campaign has been handled in such a cack-handed way by both leave and stay tories.