The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Dogsauce]

Could be a deliberate error to get widespread attention as a viral thing.

They both look like de-spectacled Harry Enfield tory boys, the sort that will be first into the log chipper come the revolution.

 

[Dogsauce]

Your new MP for Reading East there.

 

[Roadkill]

Desmond Swayne turns up to work at DFID to find he doesn't work there any more. Hopefully there's one disgruntled backbencher who'll start making trouble sooner rather than later.

 

[laptop]

Desmond Swayne turns up to work at DFID to find he doesn't work there any more. Hopefully there's one disgruntled backbencher who'll start making trouble sooner rather than later.

Couldn't happen to a nicer...

eh? what what?

 

[Roadkill]

Theresa May's censorship plans causing Cabinet squabbling already.

 

[Roadkill]

Surprised this thread's not been bumped to cover Cameron's clarification of his clarification of collective responsibility over the EU referendum. Or, as the right-wing papers had it, 'chaos,' crisis' or 'U-turn' (pick a political cliche to suit, basically).

 

[Roadkill]

For a change I'm quite liking the front page of yesterday's Mail as well:

 

[hash tag]

Nadine Dorries, what wont she do to get the popular vote to get elected. Next, she'll be popping up in I'm a celeb, in turn time!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics...g-false-claims-about-opponent-during-election

Adam Afriyie; scrape by on £67,000 per year? that wont even pay for my window cleaning
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pol...nster-mansion-on-market-for-16.75million.html

 

[ska invita]

lord have mercy - am watching PMQs - havent seen it in years - first since the election is it? - cant think of anything eloquent or clever to say other than seeing the smug and baying tories lined up on those benches is one of the most sickening sights its possible to have .... genuinely stomach turning

one pmqs observation is that its only when an irish or scottish mp asks a question that it stops feeling like the public school debating society farce it really is

oof...grim reality check...seeing them all in one room...in charge...

 

[killer b]

Nadine Dorries, what wont she do to get the popular vote to get elected. Next, she'll be popping up in I'm a celeb, in turn time!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics...g-false-claims-about-opponent-during-election

it sounds more like she's paranoid and delusional tbh

 

[teqniq]

It does, but nothing new there, really. Be nice if she came completely unstuck over this though.

 

[hash tag]

I thought she would come unstuck of that television escapade but hey ho

 

[Idris2002]

Couldn't happen to a nicer...

eh? what what?

 

[redsquirrel]

Not really stupidity this but vermin deciding that any improvement of the North and Midlands railways can fuck off, after all it's probably not going to cost them anything.

Then on Thursday, he suddenly started getting calls about an announcement from the transport secretary, Patrick McLoughlin, of a “pause” on key electrification projects on the important TransPennine route between Manchester and Leeds, as well as the Midland mainline from London to Sheffield. The north was losing out to the south, once again, with McLoughlin declaring the electrification of the Great Western line from London to Bristol “a top priority”.

 

[friedaweed]

Maybe not their stupidity just them thinking we're stupid

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pol...ays-before-embarrassing-figures-released.html

David Cameron has started work on changing the definition child poverty as new figures are set to show the first increase in the number of poor children in poor households in a decade.

The Prime Minister chaired discussions about a new definition at a meeting of his Cabinet on Tuesday.

Under the current definition, a child is considered to be in poverty if it lives in a household where the total income is 60 per cent of the national average.

The official Below Average Income statistics are published on Thursday, with the Institute for Fiscal Studies forecasting an increase from 2.3 million to 2.5 million children in poverty – the first rise for 10 years.

The Tories’ manifesto commits the Government 'to eliminate child poverty and introduce better measures to drive real change in children’s lives, by recognising the root causes of poverty: entrenched worklessness, family breakdown, problem debt, and drug and alcohol dependency'

......

and slowly eroding away at tax breaks for working parents through Universal Credshit I bet his speech went down well in Runcorn



Petition here...
https://secure.38degrees.org.uk/child-tax-credit

 

[danny la rouge]

Stoopid Tories.

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[Libertad]

What a bunch of twats.

 

[DotCommunist]

Maybe not their stupidity just them thinking we're stupid

they have always equated our lack of power to challenge them as evidence of our inferiority then go absolutely radiorental when a cohesive labour movement does so. Vermin, lower than.

 

[teqniq]

It has to be a sorry state of affairs when one of your core support publications comes out with stuff like this

The Conservative Party has just introduced thought policing to the UK

 

[Quartz]

It has to be a sorry state of affairs when one of your core support publications comes out with stuff like this

The Conservative Party has just introduced thought policing to the UK

The Telegraph is right. We must be able to speak freely.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Lovely, lets just make shit up, noone'll care. How the fuck this was able to get the green light I've no idea.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/...rom-benefits-claimants-for-leaflet?CMP=twt_gu

 

[NoXion]

It has to be a sorry state of affairs when one of your core support publications comes out with stuff like this

The Conservative Party has just introduced thought policing to the UK

Brendan O'Neill: A stopped clock.

 

[brogdale]

Lovely, lets just make shit up, noone'll care. How the fuck this was able to get the green light I've no idea.

http://www.theguardian.com/society/...rom-benefits-claimants-for-leaflet?CMP=twt_gu

 

[brogdale]

There are already loads of these..

 

[Brixton Hatter]

David Cameron apparently fucked the mouth of dead pig whilst it was on the lap of one of his 'private dining club' mates - as part of some weird initiation ceremony:

The hashtags on Twitter are quite good (#CamPig; #Hameron; #Porkgate)

 

[imposs1904]

David Cameron apparently fucked the mouth of dead pig whilst it was on the lap of one of his 'private dining club' mates - as part of some weird initiation ceremony:

The hashtags on Twitter are quite good (#CamPig; #Hameron; #Porkgate)

for shame, sir. don't bury it. it deserves its own thread.

 

[Artaxerxes]

David Cameron apparently fucked the mouth of dead pig whilst it was on the lap of one of his 'private dining club' mates - as part of some weird initiation ceremony:

The hashtags on Twitter are quite good (#CamPig; #Hameron; #Porkgate)

for shame, sir. don't bury it. it deserves its own thread.

Let it grow forever more

http://www.urban75.net/forums/threads/cameron-captions-time.338450/

 

[superfly101]

 

[brogdale]

"NUScabs"
Conservative Party to launch own trade union movement - BBC News

Conservative Party to launch own trade union movement

The Conservative Party is to launch its own trade union movement in an attempt to win over members unhappy with "militant" leaders.

Deputy chairman Rob Halfon said the Conservative Workers and Trade Union Movement would provide a voice for Conservative-minded trade unionists.

"There will be a voice for moderate trade unionists who feel they may have sympathy with the Conservatives," he told Parliament's The House magazine.