The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[StoneRoad]

Those teens have been well briefed !!

Good for them.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Those teens have been well briefed !!

Good for them.

The teens have been well briefed, whereas Cameron has probably soiled his.

 

[brogdale]

err...that wasn't the vermin twunt making an absolute arse of himself...it was...

the barclay brothers' bugle, obv

 

[brogdale]

"the jew"

 

[Idris2002]

David Cameron's doing a live Q&A with a bunch of teenagers in NI on Radio 1. It's not going well.

Straight outta the park.

Someone buy that "teen" (less of this awful Americanism) a drink. That demographic are all mad for Buckfast, aren't they?

 

[DotCommunist]

Straight outta the park.

Someone buy that "teen" (less of this awful Americanism) a drink. That demographic are all mad for Buckfast, aren't they?

not really the teen fight fuel of choice outside of scotish land and ireland. All about the #Frosty Jacks here

 

[gosub]

Hustings tonight all low calibre candidates with a Tory shoe in. But it was nice to see him bowled middle stump: The health question turned out to be 'What are you going to to raise morale and halt the number of GPs quiting.....' Starting his answer with 'we will open GPs surgeries 7days a week 8am to 8pm, not clever.

 

[Artaxerxes]

GPs surgeries 7days a week 8am to 8pm, not clever.

Can we make banks do.the same, those fuckers are never open when you need em. Same with post offices

 

[gosub]

PI

Can we make banks do.the same, those fuckers are never open when you need em. Same with post offices

Oh that was another good bit, Green and Ukip mentioned the Tory used to work for Lloyds, no more than that, just that he worked for Lloyds ,. That according to the Tory was a personal attack

Ex state school, Asian former head of the council of the next town down - our Tory shoe in, pretty much guaranteed a junior ministership, at some stage on a quota system, won't get much higher.

Came away remembering Leith last year. Somewhere in the last year, I think I died, and I'm only just starting to notice

 

[gosub]

Can we make banks do.the same, those fuckers are never open when you need em. Same with post offices

Have you not been forced into running the gauntlet of Russian hackers by bring made to do online banking?

(lloyds account holder they wouldn't let go when they shut every Scottish branch)

 

[bi0boy]

I don't get this "new law to force tax freezes for the next 5 years" at all. Are they that desperate and incompetent?

Reminds me of this answer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=fqKRkY30g6U#t=318

Oh how she must be turning in her grave at such spinelessness

 

[Dogsauce]

They can say what they want, then swiftly abandon it in 'coalition negotiations' like they did last time. Desperate stuff, not worth taking remotely seriously.

 

[brogdale]

They can say what they want, then swiftly abandon it in 'coalition negotiations' like they did last time. Desperate stuff, not worth taking remotely seriously.

Agreed, but in another sense it does bring to the fore the 'other side of the equation'.

e2a: Guardian have dug up this gideon quote from 2009...

No other chancellor in the long history of the office has felt the need to pass a law in order to convince people that he has the political will to implement his own Budget. As one commentator observed this week, there are only two conclusions. Either the chancellor has lost confidence in himself to stick to his resolution, and is, so to speak, asking the police to help him, or he fears that everyone else has lost confidence in his ability to keep his word, but hopes that they might believe in the statute book if not in him. Neither is much of a recommendation for the chancellor of the day.

 

[StoneRoad]

That letter in the torygraph, supposedly from 5000 SME / entrepreneurs !

 

[Nylock]

The call to increase A&E waiting times is particularly idiotic; even for this shower of cunts.

 

[Dogsauce]

Danny Alexander has panicked in the election run-up and 'leaked' details of proposed welfare cuts the Tories would like to make, based on proposals from 2012:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...-welfare-cuts-child-benefits?CMP=share_btn_tw

Plenty of cunty stuff such as removing child benefit from 16-19yr olds for example.

 

[brogdale]

Danny Alexander has panicked in the election run-up and 'leaked' details of proposed welfare cuts the Tories would like to make, based on proposals from 2012:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics...-welfare-cuts-child-benefits?CMP=share_btn_tw

Plenty of cunty stuff such as removing child benefit from 16-19yr olds for example.

Most revealing part of this report is this...

Alexander reveals that in June 2012, members of the Quad – the inner group of the four most senior cabinet members – were sent a paper by the work and pensions secretary Iain Duncan Smith entitled “Welfare Reform Quad Summer Reading Pack” setting out plans for £8bn of welfare reforms.

2012 Danny? And you did what then? You said what then?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Boris buddies cock up a bit

http://t.co/gJr6ARX109

 

[Dogsauce]

https://vine.co/v/e7Dz2w6VlJU

 

[Artaxerxes]

https://vine.co/v/e7Dz2w6VlJU

Its almost hypnotic, mesmerising, I can see this being in some sort of modern art gallery.

 

[superfly101]

 

[not-bono-ever]

has this come up yet ?

http://voxpoliticalonline.com/2015/...ares-miliband-to-stroke-victim-mirror-online/

 

[William of Walworth]

W8 tweeting that says it all ...

 

[teqniq]

I feel ill

 

[Dogsauce]

We need one of those big outdoor projectors so it can be played on the side of buildings. That'd fuck people right up.

 

[Combustible]

I thought it was meant to be a lizard but seems more cobra like.

 

[killer b]

This is my favourite thing about the campaign so far. Beautiful.

 

[brogdale]

Lordy...



e2a :

...Whittaker chairs the all-party parliamentary committee for looked after children and care leavers.

 

[treelover]

Nasty scum.

 

[Jeff Robinson]