The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[two sheds]

with Ukrainian farmers towing them all away with tractors

 

[Sue]

Adam Holloway on newsnight ' people knew when they voted for Johnson that he wasn't a Jesuit priest, it's hard to govern when your effectively in a war headquarters'.
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Must admit I'd never heard of him before but that was a staunch defence right load of old bollocks.

 

[Calamity1971]

Must admit I'd never heard of him before but that was a staunch defence right load of old bollocks.

I liked the bit about him just hanging out with his civil servant Mates and he definitely didn't know about the cake.

 

[PR1Berske]

 

[eatmorecheese]

Priti Patel accused of trying to deport former Iranian police officer to Rwanda

Man reportedly fled to the UK after being sentenced to five years’ jail for refusing to fire at Iranian protesters

www.theguardian.com

We can laugh at their incompetence, but these brutal cunts do this shit in our name. I hate them so much.

 

[Calamity1971]

We need a cringe emoji. Christ!

 

[Calamity1971]

From 3 minutes on..unbelievable

 

[BCBlues]

From 3 minutes on..unbelievable

How out of touch is that eedyut on a scale of 9 to 10

 

[Calamity1971]

How out of touch is that eedyut on a scale of 9 to 10

Same prick who said he wouldn't watch the England football game because they were taking the knee. So I'd say about 11.

 

[Calamity1971]

Another wanker. Great unwashed!

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Is he the £220 000 expenses per year scrounger? You can buy a lot of soap for that.

 

[Calamity1971]

Is he the £220 000 expenses per year scrounger? You can buy a lot of soap for that.

Yep. You can cook a lot of 30p meals with that as well.

 

[platinumsage]

On benefits? Don’t worry, you can now use them to buy a house!

 

[bluescreen]

Dear god, all that man does is pose for photo ops.

I don't begin to understand how "lower-paid workers will be able to use their housing benefits to buy homes under plans announced by Boris Johnson tomorrow."

but perhaps tomorrow it will all become clear and there will be unicorns on the sunlit uplands. And poverty will be redefined as wealth.

 

[brogdale]

On benefits? Don’t worry, you can now use them to buy a house!

New scheme called (world-beating) PrimeSub mortgages...what could possibly go wrong?

 

[Artaxerxes]

Pretty sure that’s possibly the most corrupt solution to housing crisis possible but I’ll have to check

 

[two sheds]

Pretty sure that’s possibly the most corrupt and inept solution to housing crisis possible but I’ll have to check

cfu

 

[Artaxerxes]

cfu

We’ve had inept for the last 10 years which was “do nothing”

 

[killer b]

probably better for housing benefit to be paying the tenant's mortgage than some landlord cunt's mortgage tbf

 

[two sheds]

'Affordable housing' round here is £250,000 - not sure what benefits you'd have to be getting to afford one of them.

 

[bluescreen]

Dear god, from that Times article. It's shameless and shabby, all show and no go.

The prime minister will also attempt to channel Margaret Thatcher, the former Conservative prime minister, by announcing plans to extend the right to buy to people who rent from housing associations.

He will say that he ultimately wants to give millions of people the ability to buy their properties at discounts of up to 70 per cent of the market price, depending on how long they have lived there.
However, the scheme is likely to be limited to a series of pilots as the costs will be met from within existing government spending, without additional funding.
Internal estimates suggest that if it was uncapped the programme could cost the government £3 billion a year with hundreds of thousands of people taking advantage. One government source said that the scheme would be capped at about £500 million, although the cost has yet to be agreed.

‘Benefits to bricks’ as Boris Johnson announces right-to-buy plans for low-paid workers

Lower-paid workers will be able to use their housing benefits to buy homes under plans announced by Boris Johnson tomorrow.In a speech in Lancashire the prime m

www.thetimes.co.uk

 

[Calamity1971]

Interesting read. Didn't realise zahawi was a founder of yougov?

 

[srb7677]

In my supermarket place of work I met a customer who claimed to know the Johnson family. She said Boris Johnson's father is a nice guy (which seriously brings her credibility into question) but that Boris is a total idiot. He really is the buffoon he appears to be. It is not an act. Or so she said.

 

[bluescreen]

In my supermarket place of work I met a customer who claimed to know the Johnson family. She said Boris Johnson's father is a nice guy (which seriously brings her credibility into question) but that Boris is a total idiot. He really is the buffoon he appears to be. It is not an act. Or so she said.

Well, that clears everything up.

 

[two sheds]

well I believe it

apart from the father bit

 

[bluescreen]

well I believe it

apart from the father bit

I believe it up till the customer's credibility being in doubt. Then I wonder why we're being told any of this, except to illustrate that there are credulous people out there, which tbh most of us already knew.
It's fairly well established that Johnson père (ahem) falls somewhat short of uxorial perfection, and that Alexander Johnson's natural intelligence is utterly disabled by his laziness and sense of entitlement. So all we get is the clownshow with brainfarts.
And Priti Patel sending refugees on a one-way ticket to fucking Rwanda.

 

[alex_]

'Affordable housing' round here is £250,000 - not sure what benefits you'd have to be getting to afford one of them.

And how you’d save a deposit without having the benefits taken away.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I believe it up till the customer's credibility being in doubt. Then I wonder why we're being told any of this, except to illustrate that there are credulous people out there, which tbh most of us already knew.
It's fairly well established that Johnson père (ahem) falls somewhat short of uxorial perfection, and that Alexander Johnson's natural intelligence is utterly disabled by his laziness and sense of entitlement. So all we get is the clownshow with brainfarts.
And Priti Patel sending refugees on a one-way ticket to fucking Rwanda.

If they are incompetent roobs how are they in charge? Why is everything so shit?


Things could be so much worse but at the same time every thing is on fire.

 

[alex_]

If they are incompetent roobs how are they in charge?

Because the owners of the telegraph and daily mail are worried about Levison 2 and their ability to control U.K. public opinion without paying tax.

 

[stavros]

Liz Truss doesn't take the British Virgin Islands under direct rule, despite commissioning a report that recommended it, finding horrendous corruption there, and it being a well know money laundering location.