The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[existentialist]

A "review" is planned to bring back imperial measurements.

They seem to imply that it's as a tribute to Brenda.

They're pretty shameless about that shit...

 

[two sheds]

 

[8ball]

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I do hope that’s real.

 

[Supine]

A "review" is planned to bring back imperial measurements.

They seem to imply that it's as a tribute to Brenda.

 

[Storm Fox]

This tweet reply sums it up nicely:

 

[8ball]

This tweet reply sums it up nicely:

Gammons gonna have an aneurysm when they see what a gallon of petrol costs.

 

[Calamity1971]

Gammons gonna have an aneurysm when they see what a gallon of petrol costs.

About £8 a gallon. Very rough ciggy packet estimate.

 

[8ball]

About £8 a gallon. Very rough ciggy packet estimate.

A shade less last time I looked, but I expect you’ll be right pretty soon the way things are going.

 

[Calamity1971]

A shade less last time I looked, but I expect you’ll be right pretty soon the way things are going.

I was going by diesel prices. But yeah, both still going up. 1.83 at my local garage.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I'd much rather have the 454g - that's 1lb, not 1/4lb.

 

[8ball]

I'd much rather have the 454g - that's 1lb, not 1/4lb.

They had some Tory idiot on GBNews last night who had no idea about basic relative sizes of measures too.
He's fed up with these litre beer glasses - two and half pints is way too much.

I want to know where he drinks.

 

[SpookyFrank]

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I want to know where he drinks.

At home, alone.

 

[stavros]

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Won't that double the number of homeless? They haven't thought this through...

 

[teqniq]

You can see why the vermin want to privatise C4 and as for Braverman herself....

 

[prunus]

You can see why the vermin want to privatise C4 and as for Braverman herself....

Christ.

 

[two sheds]

They must have their brains sucked out before becoming tory MPs.

 

[iona]

Won't that double the number of homeless? They haven't thought this through...

I think that only works for worms, not homeless people. (Prob hard to tell the difference from a tory pov, mind..)

 

[existentialist]

You can see why the vermin want to privatise C4 and as for Braverman herself....

For a party which seems to be so concerned with "optics", it's amazing how often they seem to sit on their own spectacles.

 

[Calamity1971]

You can see why the vermin want to privatise C4 and as for Braverman herself....

Normally I have to look away when someone is making a complete of arse of themselves, like I'm feeling their pain. Not on this occasion. That was bloody beautiful. Loathsome woman.

 

[existentialist]

Normally I have to look away when someone is making a complete of arse of themselves, like I'm feeling their pain. Not on this occasion. That was bloody beautiful. Loathsome woman.

Braverman and Dorries having a "think off" would be quite a sight to see...

 

[Calamity1971]

Braverman and Dorries having a "think off" would be quite a sight to see...

The Philomena cunks of politics.

 

[BCBlues]

Braverman and Dorries having a "think off" would be quite a sight to see...

Reminds me of that episode of Bottom where they get trapped on the ferris wheel

 

[quiet guy]

For a party which seems to be so concerned with "optics", it's amazing how often they seem to sit on their own spectacles.

Its so they can see out of, while also talking out of their arse

 

[BCBlues]

Walsall Mayor suspended from Tory party over 'racist' WhatsApp post

Walsall Mayor suspended from Tory party over 'racist' WhatsApp post

Rose Martin - who will still continue to be mayor - was elected as a Walsall's civic leader at a ceremony held last Monday (May 23)

www.birminghammail.co.uk

She was hacked, allegedly. Johnson aint used that one yet as he?

 

[Ming]

For a party which seems to be so concerned with "optics", it's amazing how often they seem to sit on their own spectacles.

Thing is their voting demographic probably doesn’t watch Channel 4 news much. They’re not arsed about being uncomfortable for a few minutes to pay lip service to democracy. If it was in The Sun, Mail, Express, GB/Fox/BBC, etc then they’d be distressed.

 

[Humberto]

Thing is their voting demographic probably doesn’t watch Channel 4 news much. They’re not arsed about being uncomfortable for a few minutes to pay lip service to democracy. If it was in The Sun, Mail, Express, GB/Fox/BBC, etc then they’d be distressed.

I think it's more social media. It's the wild west for the rich and straitjacket forcefeeding for the workers.

 

[Ming]

I think it's more social media. It's the wild west for the rich and straitjacket forcefeeding for the workers.

Yeah. Forgot about that. Cambridge Analytica, Aggregate IQ, Robert Mercer, etc.

 

[Humberto]

keepgoingkeepgoingkeepgoing.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Normally I have to look away when someone is making a complete of arse of themselves, like I'm feeling their pain. Not on this occasion. That was bloody beautiful. Loathsome woman.

TBF she's only a pointless backbench MP phew

 

[cybershot]

You can see why the vermin want to privatise C4 and as for Braverman herself....

If I'm in a meeting and I don't know the answer to something I say "can I get back to you on that so I can give you an accurate answer" I don't know why these politicians don't just say that as their get out of jail card rather than rambling on trying to drill the same thing down people's throats which makes these interviews so painstaking to watch.

Obviously in a politicians case these should be followed up, and if someone doesn't get back to them they should be outed at a later date.