The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[existentialist]

If I'm in a meeting and I don't know the answer to something I say "can I get back to you on that so I can give you an accurate answer" I don't know why these politicians don't just say that as their get out of jail card rather than rambling on trying to drill the same thing down people's throats which makes these interviews so painstaking to watch.

Obviously in a politicians case these should be followed up, and if someone doesn't get back to them they should be outed at a later date.

They find it impossible to admit that they don't know something, or to give an answer which might imply they'd made any kind of mistake. They hang themselves up on that hook pretty much every time they open their festering mouths.

 

[kabbes]

Many of them have also never done the kind of everyday office job where you develop skills like saying “I’ll get back to you on that” in meetings. Mind you, incredibly, Braverman was previously a barrister (how, I have no idea). I would have thought she would have developed those kind of soft skills. Maybe if you’re a barrister, you need to always need to make out like you know everything when asked? No idea.

 

[SpookyFrank]

She was hacked, allegedly. Johnson aint used that one yet as he?

That one doesn't work when you say racist shit in real life.

 

[teqniq]

Many of them have also never done the kind of everyday office job where you develop skills like saying “I’ll get back to you on that” in meetings. Mind you, incredibly, Braverman was previously a barrister (how, I have no idea). I would have thought she would have developed those kind of soft skills. Maybe if you’re a barrister, you need to always need to make out like you know everything when asked? No idea.

I've seen a barrister in action, albeit in a limited fashion in an immigration appeals tribunal. He came very well prepared, Braverman on the other hand, well I have difficulty imagining her in that role.

 

[existentialist]

I've seen a barrister in action, albeit in a limited fashion in an immigration appeals tribunal. He came very well prepared, Braverman on the other hand, well I have difficulty imagining her in that role.

Perhaps only crap barristers go into politics.

 

[Calamity1971]

I thought it was a parody account at first!

 

[eatmorecheese]

I thought it was a parody account at first!

Fabricunt is the human parody account.

It's good to see an MP doing their job and being effective for their constituents and still having time to prove using photoshop what a prize bellend they are.

 

[quiet guy]

He really is a prize bellend.

 

[Storm Fox]

I thought it was a parody account at first!

What if a colleague photoshopped up a picture of them and yourself. A rapid meeting with HR would be scheduled.

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[quiet guy]

That is class

 

[Calamity1971]

That is class

This is too, my treat, you're welcome

 

[quiet guy]

Someone started early on the Vino collapso

 

[Calamity1971]

The horny honey monster
Whole thread is worth a read.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I thought it was a parody account at first!

Never though I’d feel sorry for Priti but here we are.

 

[Calamity1971]

Never though I’d feel sorry for Priti but here we are.

I'll never feel sorry for her, or her fucking awful inhumane policies.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I'll never feel sorry for her, or her fucking awful inhumane policies.

It may have just been something I ate.

 

[gosub]

Watch: Johnson's own Anti-Corruption champion just quit

John Penrose accused Johnson of breaking the Ministerial Code - and told him to resign. he is wife of Baroness Dido Harding

www.thelondoneconomic.com

 

[Raheem]

Watch: Johnson's own Anti-Corruption champion just quit

John Penrose accused Johnson of breaking the Ministerial Code - and told him to resign. he is wife of Baroness Dido Harding

www.thelondoneconomic.com

Typical crypto-Commie gender-bender.

 

[PR1Berske]

gen....ben.....? Really.

 

[Raheem]

I don't believe he's a real actual wife in the first place.

 

[steeplejack]

This is the Attorney General. I think the Lenin comment will be welcomed here.

Who-ella Braverman is one of the most dangerous of the current Tory front bench. An absolute maniac.

 

[brogdale]

Who-ella Braverman is one of the most dangerous of the current Tory front bench. An absolute maniac.

Why, oh why...has she not got her own thread yet?

 

[Lord Camomile]

Why, oh why...has she not got her own thread yet?

Reminds me of when I was in Florida, talking to an American mother about Bush Jnr, and she said "well, it is hard being a war president".

18-year old me was far too polite to make the same obvious point

 

[steveo87]

Even for the Uber Cunt, this is a new low....

 

[brogdale]

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Even for the Uber Cunt, this is a new low....

FFS

 

[Artaxerxes]

Given the number of prominent MPs with clear mental health issues you'd think that part of the health service would have funding on tap.

Oh right, it's just "being eccentric" when your rich isn't it?

 

[Calamity1971]

Adam Holloway on newsnight ' people knew when they voted for Johnson that he wasn't a Jesuit priest, it's hard to govern when your effectively in a war headquarters'.
.

 

[two sheds]

Well Dorries has declared war on Ukraine he's got a point.

 

[Calamity1971]

Well Dorries has declared war on Ukraine he's got a point.

I can see him in the war room pushing his model buses about.