The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here
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Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
"I dressed up as a nazi but man you should see what else I wore"
Holy shit mate that's not helping
Holy shit mate that's not helping
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
TBF, "wild parties" to him was probably sharing a rollup and a bottle of WKD, without wiping the roach/neck in between goes."wild parties" is not what comes to mind when looking at him now
Jeff Robinson
Marxist-Lentilist: Jackboots and Jackfruit
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
I'm glad it wasn't just me who thought that. Although perhaps it's just that the sheer cuntitude of a full-dress Nazi outfit overshadows that of even a particularly cunty Tory MP...?
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
I've been to some wild parties. All of which you'd have left in an ambulance if you arrived in Nazi uniform.
Kit Malthouse, when asked about Akshata Murty still being able to dodge inheritance tax:
"Well Sophie, you're sadly, I'm afraid, predicting the demise of an individual, which may or may not happen at some point in the future."
"Well Sophie, you're sadly, I'm afraid, predicting the demise of an individual, which may or may not happen at some point in the future."
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Just when you think the Tory cunts couldn't get any lower. 
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
How not to read the room.
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Storm Fox
Trying the find the next noun to verb
I did consider putting quotes, but didn't as I wasn't quoting him and paraphrasing, but my English isn't great, so I'm happy to be corrected.cfu
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Always good to go for historical accuracyI did consider putting quotes, but didn't as I wasn't quoting him and paraphrasing, but my English isn't great, so I'm happy to be corrected.
Your version was actually correct, apologies
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Christ, Patel live giving a speech. She really can't speak live. Keeps fucking up, no pauses, and spectacularly bolloxed up saying Mediterranean.
Smirking twat
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Smirking twat
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Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
How many fucking times can she say evil people smugglers! On the upside she completely fucked that speech up. Looked like a rabbit in the headlights
The smirking twat
The smirking twat
Artaxerxes
Look out, he's got a gnu!
Did she explain how punting people to Rwanda actually helps people avoid people smugglers?
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
No. Looks like the refugees are not getting processed there,but staying put there..no explanation about splitting husband and wife up etc either. One long, smirking, grinning shit show.
philosophical
Well-Known Member
My anger with these bastards is morphing into tearful despair, I want to remain angry.
They do this shit in our name with our money whilst laughing smirking and elbow nudging each other in delight.
OK Navy, you have an oath to the Queen, not Patel.
Don’t ‘just follow orders’.
They do this shit in our name with our money whilst laughing smirking and elbow nudging each other in delight.
OK Navy, you have an oath to the Queen, not Patel.
Don’t ‘just follow orders’.
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
I really hope the navy tells them to fuck right off. My anger and upset is at top level today.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
The lawyers are going to tear this to shreds; so far their plan is for men who arrive to be sent to Rwanda and women who arrive be allowed to stay here. Can't see any room for sex discrimination there, and none at all for trans rights...
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Bunter reckons he'll get it through the courts no bother. I hope it turns to shite and the rabid rightwing supporters turn on him and the gurning, smirking twat that is Patel.
Bahnhof Strasse
Met up with Hannah Courtoy a week next Tuesday
Spandex
A crazy bulbous punchbag of sound
Is this supposed to be a workable policy, or is it just sending a 'we're with you' message to anti-immmigrant Tories while knocking the party stuff down the news agenda?
teqniq
DisMembered
Calamity1971
If Mr Peanut says It's okay, then it is.
Done.
existentialist
Tired and unemotional
Given the tenuous nature of the relationship between Bunter and jurisprudence ("Juris Prudence - who she?"), I think we can discount his prognostications on the subject. He seems to have forgotten that courts have an annoying tendency not to just follow the political lead...
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