The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[two sheds]

Baking tray, baking powder what did YOU think it was? Eh?

 

[PR1Berske]

Fucking state of this.

Sarah Vine is (ex-) Mrs Michael Gove. No further comment.

 

[Dogsauce]

he's made a bit of a mess of those lines hasn't he?
looks like a load spilt down the side and stuck in the rim.

what needed pixelating. I'm curious.

A chang-chopping credit card presumably, maybe the number was visible?

 

[quiet guy]

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[PR1Berske]

A close relative of the Conservative MP David Warburton was offered a lucrative advisory role at the firm of a businessman who had provided the politician with an undeclared loan of up to £150,000 for a holiday rental property, the Guardian can reveal.

The party has removed the whip from the MP for Somerton and Frome, who is understood to be facing allegations of sexual harassment, cocaine use and failing to declare a loan from Roman Joukovski, a financial adviser who specialised in offshore tax advice and providing tier one “golden” investor visas to foreign citizens.


Warburton introduced his wife’s uncle, the businessman Rodney Baker-Bates, to Joukovski in summer 2018. Baker-Bates was subsequently offered a £75,000 a year advisory role at Dolfin, the business Joukovski founded, sources have told the Guardian.

After being asked to stay away from the parliamentary estate and reportedly being referred to parliament’s harassment watchdog, Warburton was taken to a psychiatric hospital on Sunday afternoon for treatment for shock and stress.

He is said to have denied any wrongdoing, and insisted that he had “enormous amounts of defence, but unfortunately the way things work means that doesn’t come out first”.

Colleagues expressed shock at the alleged behaviour, describing the married father-of-two as quiet, polite and hard-working.

But three women were quoted by the Sunday Times as having raised concerns about his conduct, and the paper also alleged that Warburton had received a loan of £100,000 from Joukovski.

 

[prunus]

Shocked. Shocked I tell you. Corrupt Tory MP? Rotten to the core? Say it ain’t so.

 

[Ming]

Shocked that he was found out.

I’d love to read the admission notes. A standard question is ‘do you take recreational drugs?’.

 

[William of Walworth]

I’d love to read the admission notes. A standard question is ‘do you take recreational drugs?’.

No, never, and I only drink two pints a week as well

 

[Ming]

No, never, and I only drink two pints a week as well

Yep! ROFL! A doctor's trope is double what people admit to drinking and half what they say their methadone prescription was prior to admission.

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[prunus]

Shouldn’t there be an ‘or’ in there before the penultimate ‘choose’? I mean obviously I don’t care and they can get to fuck and fuck themselves while they’re getting there, but I do like a bit of logical consistency in my political advertising.*

* My life is a long string of disappointments, yes.

 

[philosophical]

It is now a simple choice, the evils of Conservatism verses the risk of the evils of nationalism.
I would hold my nose and vote SNP, not for positive reasons, but to resist the established cunts.

 

[prunus]

It is now a simple choice, the evils of Conservatism verses the risk of the evils of nationalism.
I would hold my nose and vote SNP, not for positive reasons, but to resist the established cunts.

Personally I would always vote labour by default, and always have, peg often firmly on nose, except when tactically voting out Tory scum where labour has no chance.

 

[philosophical]

I simply have an inherent problem with the concept of nationalism and nations.
An accident of birth is what we’re subject to, and then we might find ourselves in a position where somebody in power decides what your national duty or expectations should be.
Or worse, when somebody in power in one ‘nation’ declares there is superiority over another ‘nation’.
None of all that stuff sits easily with me.

 

[Pickman's model]

No, never, and I only drink two pints a week as well

are you missing a 0?

 

[Cerv]

Sneaking “a hard border with your neighbours” in the list of bad things there. Like we’re not supposed to notice Brexit.

 

[William of Walworth]

are you missing a 0?

You never know

 

[Serene]

The Tories have taken us back to the 70`s. They were calling Corbyn and warning people that he would take us back to the 70`s! The Tories have done it.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Thanks a lot, shit heads.

 

[two sheds]

I get message tweet not available

 

[two sheds]

The Tories have taken us back to the 70`s. They were calling Corbyn and warning people that he would take us back to the 70`s! The Tories have done it.

Time of low rents, low house prices, stronger unions, non-privatized NHS, free higher education, relatively higher benefits, council housing ... ? The tories did a good job of demonizing the 70s too. More like taking us back to the 30s I'd have thought.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I get message tweet not available

He deleted the tweet. I'm paraphrasing a bit but he's basically reflecting on the fact that the dumb and vile cunts who voted Tory in 2019 are to blame for everything wrong with this shit country.

 

[two sheds]

Starmer was it?

 

[stavros]

Oh boy, I just heard Charles Walker trying to equate Starmer's criticism of Akshata Murty's tax affairs with implying she was her husband's possession of some sort, or "chattel", as he put it.

 

[brogdale]

Oh boy, I just heard Charles Walker trying to equate Starmer's criticism of Akshata Murty's tax affairs with implying she was her husband's possession of some sort, or "chattel", as he put it.

Funny how the vermin aren't so keen to promote such feminist ideas when it comes to the impact of partner's income on means tested benefits.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Tory MP who earns £106k a year says he’s worried about going into his overdraft

Minister James Heappey suggests he is close to running out of cash by each pay check

www.independent.co.uk

 

[existentialist]

These MPs complaining about their hard lives should perhaps take a leaf from the advice they seem to keen to give to people with less money, before embarrassing themselves publicly.

 

[brogdale]

Are we the baddies?

 

[two sheds]

"wild parties" is not what comes to mind when looking at him now

 

[Artaxerxes]

It's the implication there's even more weird shit that gets me.