The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[Elpenor]

William Shakespeare died on 23 April 1616, his 52nd birthday.

His birthday is also thought to have been the 23rd April 1564, he was baptised three days after that on 26th April 1564. But no one really knows

 

[Calamity1971]

They don't seem to be able to control themselves.

Beth rigby on sky news saying it looks like it's a front bencher! Name has been given to the chief whip.

 

[existentialist]

They don't seem to be able to control themselves.

They probably think they're striking a vital blow (er, blow? ) against wokeness

 

[RedRedRose]

They don't seem to be able to control themselves.

Why do people watch porn at work or on public transport? It's fucking anti-social shit.

Spaff at home like normal people.

 

[stavros]

Has anyone interviewed Damian Green on the matter?

 

[ruffneck23]

Has anyone interviewed Damian Green on the matter?

or Mogg... God I hope it is him.

 

[existentialist]

or Mogg... God I hope it is him.

It won't be him. He'd have been caught leafing through edgy etchings.

 

[two sheds]

What was he actually doing when he was photographed "lying down on the benches" though?

 

[Artaxerxes]

or Mogg... God I hope it is him.

You can't wheel a zoetrope into the HoC

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[Serene]

What was he actually doing when he was photographed "lying down on the benches" though?

He was trying to distract the shadow front benchers with rude poses.

 

[steveo87]

Eric Pickles confuses Grenfell with Hillsborough.

What was he thinking?

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Just a...thing:

As much of a cunt Eric Pickles is, it's because hes a Tory.

Hes not a cunt because he's over weight.


He is, however, a cunt.

 

[William of Walworth]

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"Mass debate"

ETA also :

 

[two sheds]

Javid used offshore trust while working at Treasury

Minister did not declare tax arrangement while Osborne aide

www.independent.co.uk

Another shocking disclosure. I'm shocked.

Sajid Javid used an offshore trust while working as an MP in the heart of the Treasury – but did not declare it in the register of members’ interests, The Independent can reveal.

As the then chancellor George Osborne’s parliamentary private secretary (PPS) in 2011, Mr Javid – now health secretary – played a key role in selling the Coalition government’s austerity policies to MPs.


But at the same time, Mr Javid was using a trust, understood to have been located in a tax haven, to cut his personal tax burden. He also served in the Treasury while the government launched a consultation on policies covering non-doms and overseas trusts in December 2011.


Earlier this month, Mr Javid admitted he had used non-dom status before entering politics and to having had an offshore trust, but it is only now that it has been revealed that he did not declare the trust as an MP and PPS.

The ministerial code states that while PPSs, who act as ministerial aides, are not technically members of the government “they must ensure that no conflict arises, or appears to arise, between their role as a parliamentary private secretary, and their private interests”.

 

[Calamity1971]

Another shocking disclosure. I'm shocked.

I'm fucking gobsmacked. I need a lie down or I'll have an attack of the vapours.

 

[ruffneck23]

or Mogg... God I hope it is him.

 

[Serene]

It was most likely Margaret Thatcher spanking porn.

 

[Chilli.s]

Now possible to describe the front bench as wankers

 

[stavros]

It was most likely Margaret Thatcher spanking porn.

I can't find that clip of Jonathan Ross asking Cameron if he ever wanked over her.

Can anyone help?

 

[two sheds]

you want us to ask Cameron if he ever wanked over her?

 

[stavros]

you want us to ask Cameron if he ever wanked over her?

No, back in about 2009 I think Disco Dave was doing his man-of-the-people Blair impression, and went on Ross' show. The host asked him how old he was in 1979, and that led onto asking whether Thatcher helped awaken the man in him.

 

[2hats]

I can't find that clip of Jonathan Ross asking Cameron if he ever wanked over her.

Can anyone help?

 

[two sheds]

Another pearl from that Useless cunt

Minister tells struggling families to use ‘value brands’

Environment secretary passes on advice to help people ‘manage their household budget’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[ruffneck23]

I couldnt read that, is it the same as this from Sky news this morning?

 

[two sheds]

Not the same as that clip, no, but quite possibly from the same interview:

Asked what hard-pressed families could do, he told Sky News: “Generally what people find is going for some of the value brands, rather than own-branded products they can actually contain and manage their household budget.”

 

[Calamity1971]

Not the same as that clip, no, but quite possibly from the same interview:

What a twat.

 

[two sheds]

I know, I'm trying to improve though

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Artaxerxes]

Makes a nice change from a flag or the queen at least

 

[quiet guy]

That's the image of the interviewer viewed in the mirror after listening to his bolloxs about how they are delivering on their promises