The New Tories - Ruthlessly Incompetent. Post Examples of Tory Stupidity Here

[gosub]

Her behaviour, in a competent government, might look like a studied insult. I guess that the fact that our government, and its ministers, are so patently incompetent means that at least we don't have to worry about Putin interpreting it as such.

Thing is, I think she's the next Prime Minister. Tories going to take a kicking in the locals, and the coucillers that take will have seen the spat between 10 and 11 over hospitials if nothing else so unless an outsider comes through it'll be her. And I tell you, i saw the photos her dressing up in tank gear like a certain former Prime Minister. Biggest difference between Thatcher and this bunch of clowns -she'd fuck off and spend a couple of hours a day sat in car parked up somewhere with just the driver and the radio on whilst she read the shit she needed to read without being distracted. This lot seem to think distraction IS the job.

 

[brogdale]

Might be that I'm a few into Friday, but this looks like being a contender for tweet of the week to me...

 

[Calamity1971]

 

[stavros]

"Your specialist subject?"
"The works and style of Amy Winehouse."

 

[Calamity1971]

"Your specialist subject?"
"The works and style of Amy Winehouse."

Not sure she'd get past ' And your name is' ?

 

[Calamity1971]

Might be that I'm a few into Friday, but this looks like being a contender for tweet of the week to me...

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This beats it

 

[teqniq]

Reminds me of Cruella De Ville.

 

[Calamity1971]

Reminds me of Cruella De Ville.

She's getting likened to Philomena Cunk on the twitter sphere.

 

[teqniq]

She's getting likened to Philomena Cunk on the twitter sphere.

Why? I had to google her. There isn't much of a passing resemblance.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Calamity1971]

Why? I had to google her. There isn't much of a passing resemblance.

Philomena Cunk is known for being thick and asking stupid questions to leading scientists etc

 

[existentialist]

That just doubled the brainpower.

 

[Calamity1971]

Anyone in Yorkshire with a baseball bat?

 

[Fairweather]

Anyone in Yorkshire with a baseball bat?

I’m in Yorkshire but I don’t own a baseball bat. Guess my bare hands will have to do if I bump into the cunt.

 

[Fairweather]

Great response from today’s Yorkshire Post.

A Valentine's Day love letter to Lord Moylan

On Friday night Lord Moylan took aim at The Yorkshire Post.

www.yorkshirepost.co.uk

‘Again, I am sorry, but I must advise you that this newspaper and its editor cannot be bought nor harangued into toeing your line. It will continue to fight for a fair deal for Yorkshire and the North’.

Well said!

 

[stavros]

I don't think there's a dedicated Liz Truss thread, although that could change in time. Anyway, this morning she finally put to bed the theory that Putin's plans for Ukraine are affected by whether Johnson lies about crime statistics. What gives her even more credit is that she didn't even have to be asked about it.

 

[Badgers]

Not new #ToryScum information to most of us but they should all be killed.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Artaxerxes]

But the bus?

 

[two sheds]

Does that mean only 39 new hospitals?

 

[brogdale]

Seriously?

 

[PR1Berske]

Seriously?

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"I can't believe the tiger ate my face, said supporter of face-eating tigers party."

 

[Artaxerxes]

When even the fluffy silly parody accounts just give up and call you a cunt you've seriously fucked up.

 

[existentialist]

When even the fluffy silly parody accounts just give up and call you a cunt you've seriously fucked up.

Cunt.

 

[eatmorecheese]

When even the fluffy silly parody accounts just give up and call you a cunt you've seriously fucked up.

Fucking arsehole.

 

[Storm Fox]

This lot are so incompetent. Gaining a few percentage points back in the polls should be easy, but they seem to be fucking that up. With this and delaying the sanctions against the oligarchs. I would have thought only the most ardent Daily Mail loon be against letting some Ukrainian refugees stay. They would gain more from the centre right than loose from the la la land of the party.

 

[Artaxerxes]

The only good thing we've done that matters is giving them an arseload of AT weapons.




What's the weather like in Ukraine Mr Cleverly? Sandstorms?

 

[Dogsauce]

What's the weather like in Ukraine Mr Cleverly? Sandstorms?

I bet that kit was flogged to them via some crooked intermediary rather than kindly donated too.

 

[brogdale]

Are we at the point of needing a Truss watch thread?

 

[stavros]

When even the fluffy silly parody accounts just give up and call you a cunt you've seriously fucked up.

Cats think normal humans are cunts, so the English lexicon falls short of what they think of Tories.