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[Artaxerxes]

The law to prevent cancel culture and ethical purchases (cough, Israel, BP, fossil fuel divestment) means local councils can’t apply sanctions to Russia


Nice work from the government

 

[stavros]

Rehman Chishti MP on Politics Live (from about 15 minutes):

"We can increase our renewables sector, which, as I say, from 2010 has gone up by 500%, whether it's with further drilling in North Sea oil, whether it's more nuclear..."

 

[stavros]

Robert Halfon was on radio this morning, advocating for a drop in fuel duty, as if it hadn't been dropping in real terms for the last twelve years.

 

[two sheds]

Penny Mordaunt suggests colleagues should not take funds from Tory donor

Tory minister issues statement after it emerges Alexander Temerko called her an ‘absolutely uncontrollable woman’

www.theguardian.com

“Donating to a political party is a social good. It enables democracy and good things to happen in our communities.

Don't you all want to have nice things?

 

[Ming]

Penny Mordaunt suggests colleagues should not take funds from Tory donor

Tory minister issues statement after it emerges Alexander Temerko called her an ‘absolutely uncontrollable woman’

www.theguardian.com

Don't you all want to have nice things?

Considering Russian money is balls deep in the Tory party I’m really looking forward to how they attempt to wriggle out of their dodgy connections. Should be fun (assuming we don’t get vaporised of course).

 

[two sheds]

yes quite - once the Ukraine debacle is (hopefully) over we will I trust get back to the drip drip drip of Johnson's breaking covid rules and fellating miscellaneous Russian oligarchs.

 

[Ming]

yes quite - once the Ukraine debacle is (hopefully) over we will I trust get back to the drip drip drip of Johnson's breaking covid rules and fellating miscellaneous Russian oligarchs.

I’d love to know what kompromat they’ve got on BJ. We know with Trump it’s probably ‘the pee pee tape’ (and huge amounts of financial shenanigans). Apparently BJ went to an oligarch party in a villa on a mountain in Italy and left his security team at the base of said mountain. Love to know what he got up to.

 

[two sheds]

Could we set up a crowdfunder?

 

[Ming]

Could we set up a crowdfunder?

Well it would involve giving money to Putin for the files in a time of conflict…but it is BJ…(strokes chin)

 

[stavros]

Considering Russian money is balls deep in the Tory party I’m really looking forward to how they attempt to wriggle out of their dodgy connections. Should be fun (assuming we don’t get vaporised of course).

The current tactic is to say all donations are from registered UK voters, and so completely within the rules. They don't comment on how each donor was granted citizenship, or even in one case a seat in the House of Lords.

 

[quiet guy]

Bloody typical, government backtracks on limiting MPs second jobs

Plans to cap UK MPs’ earnings from second jobs dropped

Exclusive: ministers tell Commons standards committee that a ceiling on such earnings would be ‘impractical’

www.theguardian.com

 

[MrSki]

Bloody typical, government backtracks on limiting MPs second jobs

Plans to cap UK MPs’ earnings from second jobs dropped

Exclusive: ministers tell Commons standards committee that a ceiling on such earnings would be ‘impractical’

www.theguardian.com

Try and bury it on a good news day. Bastards.

 

[tim]

I’d love to know what kompromat they’ve got on BJ. We know with Trump it’s probably ‘the pee pee tape’ (and huge amounts of financial shenanigans). Apparently BJ went to an oligarch party in a villa on a mountain in Italy and left his security team at the base of said mountain. Love to know what he got up to.

Wiff-waff!

Anyway, the oligarchs in question owns the Independent and the Evening Standard, so that's where to look if he pisses them off.

 

[Artaxerxes]

 

[Raheem]

Strictly speaking, only if we confess.

 

[two sheds]

Tory MP says the best way to deal with rising energy bills is to 'get a job'

Many people in work are struggling to pay their bills.

metro.co.uk

Another prick I'd never heard of.

 

[quiet guy]

They're all trying to out cunt each other

 

[Ming]

They're all trying to out cunt each other

Genuinely think they are. They find it funny to insult the people who’s lives they destroying.

 

[Orang Utan]

Genuinely think they are. They find it funny to insult the people who’s lives they destroying.

That recent Gove performance seems to confirm this. I have true loathing for these people. They are genuinely evil. They deserve a bad end, or at the very least, perpetual diarrhoea

 

[Ming]

That recent Gove performance seems to confirm this. I have true loathing for these people. They are genuinely evil. They deserve a bad end, or at the very least, perpetual diarrhoea

I feel the same way. It’s the only conclusion you can come to. I suppose the only bad end for them is they have to hang out with other people Iike themselves.

 

[existentialist]

I feel the same way. It’s the only conclusion you can come to. I suppose the only bad end for them is they have to hang out with other people Iike themselves.

I'd just like to hope that each of them has a flash of insight into how they've been, and has to spend the rest of their life cringing at their past awfulness. But I don't suppose that happens often.

 

[teqniq]

I think you'll find that people have not forgotten....

 

[teqniq]

Another take:

 

[philosophical]

Fair fucking play?
Fair?
Give the poor diddums a break?
The best play would be if someone shoved a couple of food bank tins of beans up his arse unopened.

 

[Artaxerxes]

This could have gone in like three threads, at least. But here is it's natural home.

 

[Artaxerxes]

A fine speech from Dowden

 

[Ming]

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A fine speech from Dowden

I suppose if you could afford a place in Hertfordshire it probably makes sense.

 

[Ming]

This could have gone in like three threads, at least. But here is it's natural home.

Hug a husky and call me Dave. Why anyone trusts these cunts anymore blows my mind.

 

[teqniq]

.

 

[stavros]

I suppose if you could afford a place in Hertfordshire it probably makes sense.

He bought his gaff through a privet hedge fund.